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cyberspace is a never-ending nightmare hellscape where no one is safe. only by following jeff's example do we stand a chance. jeff covers his face so the cybercriminals can't find him. jeff surrounds himself with a protective barrier of portraits and vague clipart. good job, jeff |
# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:13 |
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women are at greater risk of being targeted in cyberspace for sexual assault. jeff circumvents this by not being a woman. good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:14 |
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jeff helps roger troll Tinder for granny puss to slay. jeff knows how to pick the juiciest raisins. good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:16 |
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jeff never speaks to coworkers face to face. jeff talks over the phone while staring at his contacts through a hole in the wall. good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:17 |
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FutonForensic posted:
apparently the red circle barrier is not enough to keep out the floating zeros and ones that menace travelers in cyberspace a one has already breached the perimeter, that's bad news |
# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:19 |
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roger likes to reminisce about jeff boasting of his sexual conquests of the elderly. get your mind out of the gutter, roger!
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:20 |
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sometimes Internet Explorer 6 doesn't work too well and the address bar doesn't display. jeff helps remind people what web page they're on. good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:21 |
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jeff likes to spice up the workplace by setting everyone's PC wallpaper to a sick skull. he also changes everyone's screensaver to an animated Matrix scrawl. good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:22 |
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With free 2 day shipping because of his Amazon PRIME membership, Jeff just can't help but buy the full dish set for his new kitchen.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 17:31 |
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FutonForensic posted:
lol good job jeff
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 18:30 |
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Jeff, looking at his credit card statement and realising he spent $500 in a pay-to-win video game. |
# ? Mar 17, 2017 03:14 |
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FutonForensic posted:
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 14:39 |
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:25 |
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Jeff searches his spank bank for someone exciting. Bill from accounting? Wears weird cologne. Jane in reception? Pretty enough but has big feet. Now, Margaret, Jeff's manager. 58, powerful calves and a dominant personality. Now we're talking... |
# ? Mar 18, 2017 01:29 |
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Jeff finds alternate ways to pitch his idea to build a tiny railroad after the projector breaks down. The board members are impressed. Quick thinking, Jeff. |
# ? Mar 18, 2017 16:34 |
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jeff has had it up to HERE with these BSODs! the client needs their direct deposit set up and jeff's not gonna let this bullshit stand in his way! good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 21:26 |
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cyberspace technology has failed us. jeff's taking the cash straight to the client. how's this for a direct deposit?? good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 21:28 |
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Women do not exist in cyberspace. Jeff learned this the hard way. |
# ? Mar 18, 2017 23:20 |
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FutonForensic posted:
good job, jeff
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 23:59 |
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After Bill's stroke, he was unable to recognize faces, they all looked the same. Jeff spent a compassionate moment describing Bill's wife. |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 03:36 |
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FutonForensic posted:
now jeff is thinking with portals |
# ? Mar 26, 2017 14:25 |
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Janice, this force field restraining order is silly. You know I can change my ways. Give me another chance. |
# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:51 |
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FutonForensic posted:
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