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quote:I've been dating a pretty great guy for going on 7 months now. I am beginning to suspect he is a compulsive liar, or at least enjoys lying. He's made up many facts about his life which are outright unbelievable, contradict other events he's told me about, or are just too bizarre to be true. I'm impressed if a grown adult man is really getting away with 8-year-old-level lying skills like this Question, have you actually met this guy in person, because it sounds like you're being catfished by a small child quote:I love cracking my back. I have people walk on it a lot, and that used to be my favorite thing. Then I was up on the roof fixing the chimney. I accidentally slipped and fell off and landed flat on my back on the ground. It was the best feeling in my life - I felt every part of my back crack. This is weird to explain, but I felt like a bunch of old sick air was released from my joints in that moment. I stood up after I caught my breath and felt amazing. I had a boner and felt like I was 2-3 inches taller thanks to the crack lengthening my spine. please do not try this at home
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quote:I am beginning to suspect he is a compulsive liar No poo poo, really? gently caress are you doing with him, dump his rear end
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 13:38 |
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I used to have a roommate who was weird like that with back cracking - maybe not that extreme, but there was definitely a sexual thing about it. I did it a few times by walking on his back which was weird but he got really annoying if you said no. I stopped doing it after he started letting out really sexual sounding moans when I did it and staying on the ground with his hand down his pants for several minutes after.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 13:38 |
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Guy sounds great imo, haters gonna hate
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 14:00 |
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nah sounds like you found yourself an elite operator sure the things they do sound completely unbelievable but they are the best. congrats on snagging a real winner!
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 14:05 |
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Where I live people like that are known as "Tommy Two-Shits" you say you've just been for a poo poo, they'll one up you and say they've done two. It's CRAZY how these people will stare you straight in the eye and come out with THE MOST RIDICULOUS garbage and expect you to be amazed instead of horrified at their idiocy. Most recently this lad me Da' works with started popping into the pub and bevvying with us and the first thing he says to me was that he's a ninja. He's in his mid thirties and the first thing he does is talk about his ninja training? He had to traverse this obstacle course, flip through a full glass window (to prove his courage) and as he's diving through the window he has to throw shurikens at a target (he hit bullseye on all of them, obviously) and land in a kata pose or something? And this was before we'd even had our first pint. Some of the bollocks he came out with was just handwaved away as macho pub talk nonsense, like him having a harem of women and a load of Rugby related boasting (despite him being a streak of piss) but then he started saying he was brought in from his (special) army training to fly in a genuine WW2 plane with its original pilot and he was allowed to drop a bomb and that was the tipping point when one of the older fellas we were with called him out and gave him a verbal drubbing... So he had to leave because he had to go race his Harley Davidson. You meet people like this in school or college and you roll your eyes, because kids are idiots, fair play. But when you get grown men acting like this you start to worry and they're not even a rare occurrence.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 14:32 |
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Just imagine if he wasn't bullshitting though, what a life!
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 14:57 |
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it's called fabulism and it's a symptom of mental illness. fabulists lie constantly and extravagantly and they lack awareness of how hard to believe and easy to disprove their lies are. they do it compulsively and it usually relates to low self-esteem. men often place themselves in hyper macho scenarios-- women often claim to have had impossible and/or tragic love affairs, bore children to famous partners etc. see also a million little pieces, pill city etc.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 15:03 |
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Oh poo poo! Wow, I had no idea it was a legit thing. I was wondering why they always sound so similar with their lies.
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Drunken Baker posted:Oh poo poo! Wow, I had no idea it was a legit thing. I was wondering why they always sound so similar with their lies. I worked with one of these people. It really is amazing what they think they can lie about. I work at a car dealership. This guy was a 60 year old lovely mechanic. He probably made 50k a year at the most. He was a fat slob, wore the same clothes every day, and drove a 15 year old hooptie to work. He had dentures and would sometimes show up to work without them, and just work all day with no teeth. The stuff he would come up with was amazing. In the year or so I worked with him, this is what he told me: Just bought a brand new pickup truck. He can't drive it to work though, because there's a plow on it, or it's in for repairs (we work at a loving repair shop), etc Just bought a pair of jetskis Just bought a Harley Davidson. He can't drive it to work today because it's too cold or too hot or raining or windy or he forgot his helmet at his friends, etc He owns multiple houses and rents them out He owns multiple shopping centers He just sold a shopping center for 12.2 million dollars He would constantly show me pictures of 20 year old models who he said he was currently dating The list goes on and on. If you tried to call him out on something he would go into an even more elaborate web of lies to explain why he can't prove it at the moment. He would lie even if telling the truth was easier. It made no sense. After he got fired he went on unemployment, just like most multi millionaires do.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 15:48 |
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These people are now the uncles who work for Nintendo.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 15:56 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I used to have a roommate who was weird like that with back cracking - maybe not that extreme, but there was definitely a sexual thing about it. I did it a few times by walking on his back which was weird but he got really annoying if you said no. I stopped doing it after he started letting out really sexual sounding moans when I did it and staying on the ground with his hand down his pants for several minutes after. I love having my back rubbed and cracked and I will moan more than I ever had during the best sex of my life when I'm getting a good massage but there is NOTHING sexual about it at all. It just feels really good in a muscle-relief sense. I don't get turned on by it in any way and actually feel really awkward about the moaning when I'm getting a professional massage.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 16:01 |
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Yeah its like letting out a stream of piss you've been holding in for a long time. Especially if you have back problems and have to get through the day with extra tension. Also that dude needs a foam roller.
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The Management posted:I love having my back rubbed and cracked and I will moan more than I ever had during the best sex of my life when I'm getting a good massage but there is NOTHING sexual about it at all. It just feels really good in a muscle-relief sense. I don't get turned on by it in any way and actually feel really awkward about the moaning when I'm getting a professional massage. I feel you're missing the "hand down the pants for several minutes" bit there
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 16:28 |
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I can understand how one could confuse getting caught 200 times killing drain babies as opposed to enemy combatants might get you sent home.
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mfcrocker posted:I feel you're missing the "hand down the pants for several minutes" bit there I wouldn't say I'm missing it, bob. I read that and understood that this person's roommate is a freak. I was commenting that I, a totally normal goon person, also moan when I have my back massaged, but for me it is not sexual because, as previously noted, I'm not some kind of weirdo. I hope this sufficiently explains my post.
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Drunken Baker posted:Oh poo poo! Wow, I had no idea it was a legit thing. I was wondering why they always sound so similar with their lies. I knew a guy like this. He claimed that he spent a year in the jungles of South America and got in a motorcycle accident that left a scar in the shape of an "X" on the top of his head, which was also his self-appointed nickname. Of course you couldn't see it anymore because it had healed. One time he walked to a gas station from our apartment to get some beer and came back with his shirt torn down the middle. He said that he had been assaulted by a gang of youths but naturally had kicked their asses. He occasionally wore an eye patch for purely cosmetic purposes. He lived with his dad who looked and dressed like a cross between Liberace and Dracula. The house was full of tacky garbage you'd see in a Skymall catalog including several katanas and a Klingon bat'leth. I gave up on trying to be friends with him when he claimed he had lung cancer in his "nodes" and would cough up fake blood into a tissue. Didn't keep him from smoking cigarettes though.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 17:29 |
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I'm dating a really great guy who buys katanas from Renaissance fairs
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 18:55 |
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quote:I'd never admit it in person, but I think Naruto is one of the most interesting pieces of YA fiction ever written. The show is poorly paced trash, but the original manga is really fascinatingly done. quote:A long time ago (1990's) my then girlfriend cheated on me with someone I considered a close friend. The details finally came out, and of course we broke up, and I stopped being friends with the dude. Since then, I don't think about her much, but I do think about him. I don't look him up, and I have no idea what he's doing now.
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quote:A long time ago (1990's) my then girlfriend cheated on me with someone I considered a close friend. The details finally came out, and of course we broke up, and I stopped being friends with the dude. Since then, I don't think about her much, but I do think about him. I don't look him up, and I have no idea what he's doing now. Anon are you familiar with the loving and forgiving nature of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
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some sick dude posted:A long time ago (1990's) my then girlfriend cheated on me with someone I considered a close friend. The details finally came out, and of course we broke up, and I stopped being friends with the dude. Since then, I don't think about her much, but I do think about him. I don't look him up, and I have no idea what he's doing now. Wow. Hope you don't look too deep into any of your other relationships cause there may be some others that cheated.
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 19:24 |
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Yep, better get that dude from 20 years ago for loving a girl I've forgotten about. That will teach him to be an idiot teenager
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The Management posted:Yep, better get that dude from 20 years ago for loving a girl I've forgotten about. That will teach him to be an idiot teenager My high school girly cheated on me with some dude at a party. One of my very close friends walked in on it. She at least broke up with me before he told me and before we hosed again (I was out of town for a few weeks). Possibly I was the lovely boyfriend? Who knows, dont care. Jokes on her though. The guy she hosed around on went clinically insane a few years later and ended up taking a swan dive off the lighting fixtures of a very popular music venue in front of hundreds of people. You hosed a nut!
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LingcodKilla posted:Jokes on her though. The guy she hosed around on went clinically insane a few years later and ended up taking a swan dive off the lighting fixtures of a very popular music venue in front of hundreds of people. idk dude that guy sounds pretty loving rad
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timp posted:idk dude that guy sounds pretty loving rad He's dead timp. I win! VVV I Actually hated him for a diffrenet reason than banging my dumb ex. He was a poacher and illegally harvested a lot of undersized, juvenile leopard sharks to make really bad shark jerky. Those little guys take a long time to mature and the jerky was nothing special. VVV Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Mar 17, 2017 |
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pretty badass way to own yourself tho
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# ? Mar 17, 2017 22:41 |
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Nooner posted:pretty badass way to own yourself tho Definitely way better the old wait till your so comes home calmy pull the gun out, say you did this to me, and then blow your brains out.
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quote:Before you go any further, google trepanning. About time we had a DIY home surgery success story quote:I don't know how sleeping goes for other people, but I have never fully experienced a "dream" before. Often at night I just find myself lying in bed completely awake, devoid of any fatigue whatsoever. The points where I feel tired the most are after I wake up or when I'm bored out of my mind, which makes afternoon naps feel like heaven. I'll go to bed at 10 or 12 and regardless of those times I "slip" into sleeping around 1 or 2 am. I never remember "falling" asleep, I just find myself awake after a blur in my memory. My sleep habits can obviously use some improvement and I don't take those naps to worsen it, but still sleeping is hard guys.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 03:48 |
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Dream goon, have you tried sleeping with some sort of white noise going on? I get bad nightmares and night terrors too (used to have maybe 3-4 a week and 1 or 2 night terrors a month), but I started putting on rain noises and sleeping with a fan on and haven't had any in a couple of months. Doubt there's any scientific reason for that, but it seems to have worked pretty well for me. edit: Also trepanning goon, send a pic so we can see how gross it is! Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Mar 18, 2017 |
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Trepanation is metal as gently caress and I'm glad you are enjoying your skull-hole but I'm sad to say I'm pretty sure the hole is supposed to heal over with skin and also not accumulate "gross bits" but what do I know. Other 'fesher I recommend trepanation.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 04:00 |
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i think im gonna puke
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 04:10 |
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You'd think three months would be enough time for the hole to heal up and not be gross anymore. Maybe you should put a piece of screen or something over it so insects don't get in it?
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 04:13 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe you should put a piece of screen or something over it so insects don't get in it? I'm picturing a piss poor Batman villain right now.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 04:17 |
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Holes in your skull are to let pressure out that is due to brain swelling. It is a temporary medical treatment, definitely not a permanent one. An open, festering hole leading to your brain is a great way to get a fatal bacterial infection. And no, your brain can't "breathe" through a hole in your head. It doesn't diffuse gasses well enough to form a gradient. Dream goon (*dr drew voice*) how old were you when you were molested?
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 15:13 |
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Head Like a Hole, do your own lobotomy while you're at it.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:58 |
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The most annoying thing about that confession to me is that he tells us to google trepanning but then defines it for us anyway.
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quote:Hey all. i'm an ex-addict that's managed to stay clean for almost two years now except i just bought a half gram of heroin and no longer give a poo poo about anything anymore. i'm 26 years old, got a dui (for weed) and a conviction of possession of drug paraphernalia (for a weed pipe) both when i was 18. this poo poo has been haunting me for the past eight years and there's nothing i can do to get away from it. the only job I can get is as a security guard and it's not full time, and no company will ever give me my armed guard certification because they don't want you to immediately quit and then get a better job with it. now my company sprung this bullshit on me where I have to carry a company phone and send a report through it every fifteen minutes along with a picture of what i'm doing, plus it tracks you with GPS your whole shift and they call me and hound me whenever they think i'm not doing enough (enough of what you ask? isn't security just kicking it until something goes down? yeah exactly, it's bullshit). to get a normal driver's license again I need to have sr-22 insurance for a period of three years. if there's a lapse in the insurance, the three year period starts over, your license gets suspended, and you need to pay upwards of 200 dollars to reinstate it. i've had three lapses in insurance, all through no fault of my own (i swear on my life these were due to some kind of error on behalf of the insurance company) and finally this last time I wasn't able to afford the reinstatement, so I currently don't have a driver's license and am driving around illegally which makes me paranoid as gently caress because if i get pulled over and my car gets towed my whole life will be ruined. also there are a ton of security (and other kinds of jobs) positions that I'm not eligible for without my driver's license. quote:When I moved in to my dorm before my freshman year of college, I knew I was going to have some issues with my roommate. He was awkward, he had already hung anime wallscrolls all over the dorm, and he greeted us by saying Konnichiwa. He was also a pale, kind of chubby white kid. My mom helped me move my stuff in and my roommate, Nathan, helped out a bit too. He kept flirting awkwardly with my mom, saying stuff like "Oh i Had no idea my roommate had a cute sister" and "I'll bet all the frat boys were whistling at you!". It was gross and weird and inappropriate and I eventually asked him to cut it out.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:23 |
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smoke weed everyday
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:25 |
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Mom's a slut, so what?
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I personally would like to know how many 'mlad'ys where tossed around before he tossed her salad
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