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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

fits my needs posted:

Is it considered #woke to use TaskRabbit to hire some dude to take a few Amazon cardboard boxes down a couple of flight of stairs in SF?

Lol

Subjunctive posted:

You need to get over your crush on me, pal. It's just not going to happen for us.

:lol:

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
how many of y'all are victims of mancrimination

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Dreddout posted:

I think a lot of libertarians would have been socialists/anarchists 100 years ago what with their hate of elitism and being told what to do, but the cold war made thinking in terms of class politically taboo. In this postmodern world the average American doesn't really have an ideology to form a concrete political opinion around. They blame their grievances of the system on globalism or corporatism or crony capitalism when what they are really talking about is just regular plain old capitalism. But they're just to spooked from cold war propaganda to consider socialism.

I'm talking about the average Ron Paul voter here, not the Koch brothers obviously.


"And even worst, we want them to do it in the trashiest way possible"

The use of the "Red Scare" multiple times in this country being used by various rich assholes and their press lackey's has successfully silenced a lot of people in that regard.

It's (sadly) nothing new. The rich in this country were able to frame the Baltimore Railroard strikers are "violent thugs", "criminals" via the newspapers they had in their back pocket. (Glenn Beck literally parroted this propaganda when trying to educate people on the "dangers" of unions too. :downs:)

It keeps happening until the country reaches a breaking point and everyone kinda collectively goes "ENOUGH" then they attempt to corral these assholes away from loving people over.

The quote that keeps going in my mind is something about FDR. "The last time some crazy leftist/socialist guy got elected? They had to create term limits because people liked him and his ideas that much".

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how many of y'all are victims of mancrimination



Short men absolutely do have heels they make special manlet shoes with raised heels

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how many of y'all are victims of mancrimination



Do they not realize why heels were invented (also cuban heels)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
no i don't think the guys responsible for this ad campaign examined things too closely

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Just manlets being manlets...

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Blue Train posted:

Short men absolutely do have heels they make special manlet shoes with raised heels
imgur isn't working but:
https://static.squarespace.com/stat...rk-Shoes-2.jpeg

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Business Gorillas posted:

I mean you can see this in d&d. Once all of the Bernard brothers and Trumpsters stopped posting in the UsPol threads theyd start cannibalizing each other in a quest to find out who is the most oppressed minority

This ended up with someone doing a paper bag test on himself once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XVcqZodAM

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Subjunctive posted:

You need to get over your crush on me, pal. It's just not going to happen for us.


What do you think of Mark Zuckerberg running for president? I understand you have met him in the past?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how many of y'all are victims of mancrimination



As a manlet I loving hate the feminazis who culturally appropriated heels from short men. Also I'm terrified of women who are taller than me.

Why won't women gently caress me?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

get that OUT of my face posted:

glad that the karl rove philosophy has seeped its way into every goddamn thing

I read this as Karl Pilkington for some reason.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Business Gorillas posted:

I'm having an easier time finding common ground with my libertarian friends than I am with my friends who became ultra-woke and it's kind of interesting seeing self described small-govt conservatives saying "yeah it's time for single payer"

Single payer is more libertarian than our current system because it would cost less and be simpler. :eng101:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

I mean you can see this in d&d. Once all of the Bernard brothers and Trumpsters stopped posting in the UsPol threads theyd start cannibalizing each other in a quest to find out who is the most oppressed minority

This ended up with someone doing a paper bag test on himself once

Paper bag test?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

If you are darker in color than a brown paper bag then you aren't white.

Note that the inverse is not necessarily true.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Ah, so exactly the oddly racist thing I thought it would be.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Subjunctive posted:

Are popular brand cross-promotions #woke now? Can we do happy meal toys next?

they had My Little Pony Happy Meal toys, so that bridge was crossed,

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

super sweet best pal posted:

Ah, so exactly the oddly racist thing I thought it would be.

the definitive honkyness indicator is the nips test

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the definitive honkyness indicator is the nips test

Is this pink vs. brown nipples? I was not aware that there existed a formal testing protocol for this.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the definitive honkyness indicator is the nips test

Yeah, the paper bag test is for whether you were allowed on television


🎵The nips don't lie...🎵

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no i don't think the guys responsible for this ad campaign examined things too closely



That dude is in a terrible relationship

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Dreddout posted:

As a manlet I loving hate the feminazis who culturally appropriated heels from short men. Also I'm terrified of women who are taller than me.

Why won't women gently caress me?

IF MORE PEOPLE STUDIED THE HISTORY OF FASHION THEY WOULD REALIZE THAT IN THE WESTERN WORLD HEELS WERE ORIGINALLY WORN BY GENTLEMEN OF THE COURT IN THE RENAISSANCE

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
It's so much easier to read it as a portmanteau of man and incriminate instead of man and discriminate.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no i don't think the guys responsible for this ad campaign examined things too closely



iirc these are redpill photoshops. there's one for elijah wood too to round out the set

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Darkman Fanpage posted:

IF MORE PEOPLE STUDIED THE HISTORY OF FASHION THEY WOULD REALIZE THAT IN THE WESTERN WORLD HEELS WERE ORIGINALLY WORN BY GENTLEMEN OF THE COURT IN THE RENAISSANCE

Those prissy fucks stole it from badass steppe horse archers. It's part of a long tradition of white people appropriating and ruining awesome poo poo from other cultures.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Business Gorillas posted:

iirc these are redpill photoshops. there's one for elijah wood too to round out the set

gis said that they were ads for a men's magazine in india but i'd believe photoshops more readily since they're sure pushin the envelope otherwise

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Lmao they work too cause I had no idea he was 5'9

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


iron manlet

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
everyone in hollywood is tiny.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Darkman Fanpage posted:

everyone in hollywood is tiny.

It saves film stock.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

learning that almost all movie stars are shorter than me made life just a little bit better

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I'm literally JEB!'s height irl.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Prav posted:

learning that almost all movie stars are shorter than me made life just a little bit better

Women still won't gently caress you do to your unfortunate face genetics

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Prav posted:

learning that almost all movie stars are shorter than me made life just a little bit better

Lol if your height affects your social or dating life in anyway what so ever.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im a lumberjack looking motherfucker

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


im short, poor and uhhh unfamous. whatever the opposite of famous is

anyway, the complete package

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
I'm short, successful, have a beautiful wife and was very prolific in the dating world before I settled down.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Lol if your height affects your social or dating life in anyway what so ever.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I'm short, successful, have a beautiful wife and was very prolific in the dating world before I settled down.

No one said anything about you...? You seem kind of insecure.

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
My dick is this big: 8================================D~

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