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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i think i stopped being surprised when the internet said hitler wants you to drink milk

ed balls has never consumed cows milk, he takes his cereals with beer

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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
I think Kellyanne Conway is actually Orly Taitz

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

I think Kellyanne Conway is actually Orly Taitz

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon posted:

tonight i discovered there is a reddit user whose entire posting career consists of photos where you can see lavren mayberry's armpits, posted to the armpit fetish subreddit, and i am like so done w the internet
thats just his pit alt prob :|

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

tacodaemon posted:

so much winning



THE WHITE HOUSE

Office of the Press Secretary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

March 17, 2017

Today, President Donald J. Trump signed a Proclamation honoring March 19 through March 25, 2017, as National Poison Prevention Week.
gently caress the president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
Lmao I just got this because I bought an ironic hat a year ago, looks like I have something to show the trumpstaffel when they conduct house to house checks

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

I'd love half a day to browse every internet connected device owned by the PoTUS. I'd do anything for that privileged. I'll sign NDAs and do anything else. Assassinate some imam? Done. Now let me see that poo poo.

:same:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Lmao I just got this because I bought an ironic hat a year ago, looks like I have something to show the trumpstaffel when they conduct house to house checks



they will have a gestapo, and that piece of paper will keep you out of the camps

this is trump's america; survival is first; frame that and put it on your wall

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
people are so loving dumb

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418

quote:

A man was electrocuted as he charged his mobile phone while in the bath, an inquest has heard.

Richard Bull, 32, died when his iPhone charger made contact with the water at his home in Ealing, west London.

coroner ruled his death was accidental and plans to send a report to Apple about taking action to prevent future deaths.

Safety campaigners have warned about the dangers of charging mobiles near water following the inquest.

Mr Bull is believed to have plugged his charger into an extension cord from the hallway and rested it on his chest while using the phone, the Sun reports.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



wonder which subforum he posted in

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


this is what universal healthcare does ppl!!!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

ok this is idiocy, i was with him until i heard about the extension cord on his chest while he was bathing

he was probably posting on c-spam:


end goon disorder today, it may take your life

think on it

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Lmao I just got this because I bought an ironic hat a year ago, looks like I have something to show the trumpstaffel when they conduct house to house checks



You'd better also be able to point out your red hat from the sea of Trump supporters when they show you the picture of the 2009 inauguration.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

"o sure pippity pip i can just electrocute meself its no big deal i got universal coverage chip chip cheerio!!"

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Look at that old white man once again mansplaining things to a woman politician. Disgusting.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

ok this is idiocy, i was with him until i heard about the extension cord on his chest while he was bathing

he was probably posting on c-spam:


end goon disorder today, it may take your life

think on it

I really want to try WH 40K table top. The RTS games are awesome. But that poo poo is expensive and I don't know anyone locally that plays it. Have friends scattered across various military bases that are obsessed with the entire 40k Universe. Such that, they know more 40K history than American government and History. Perhaps this is the reason they support God-Emperor Trump unironically.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

ok this is idiocy, i was with him until i heard about the extension cord on his chest while he was bathing


I like that the coroner is going to ask apple to include a warning

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Jose posted:

I like that the coroner is going to ask apple to include a warning

"warning: don't be a loving idiot thanks"

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe



rly

women can do crazy things with make up and their hair. :tinfoil:

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

:patriot: Bernie 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBuvRk1thQ

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Mar 18, 2017

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
fuckin coastal liberal elite nerds acting like they wouldn't gently caress chvrches armpits

this is why you lost

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Kempo Yellow Belt posted:

I really want to try WH 40K table top. The RTS games are awesome. But that poo poo is expensive and I don't know anyone locally that plays it. Have friends scattered across various military bases that are obsessed with the entire 40k Universe. Such that, they know more 40K history than American government and History. Perhaps this is the reason they support God-Emperor Trump unironically.

i have no idea what you are referring to, being that i am a 61 year old man, but, yes, i have noted a military affection for the donald
it is swiftly waning though, much to my delight

:getin:

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Jose posted:

I like that the coroner is going to ask apple to include a warning

right?!
this is not rocket science! no electronics in the bath!

this will undoubtedly keep happening though

:smugjones:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
everyone should taze themselves in the junk until they build up a resistance to electrons

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

has anyone said Mar-a-Lardo yet?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

BeefThief posted:

has anyone said Mar-a-Lardo yet?

no but im going to claim i did

its my joke now

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Jose posted:

coroner ruled his death was accidental and plans to send a report to Apple about taking action to prevent future deaths.

How about "don't be retarded"

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i have no idea what you are referring to, being that i am a 61 year old man, but, yes, i have noted a military affection for the donald
it is swiftly waning
though, much to my delight

:getin:

I made a promise I would not rub it in their faces(and I have no intention to), but they made the promise that if the times comes, and they finally realize they've been hoodwinked, that they had to admit it in group chat. Been a lot of silence lately. Use to get all sorts of sick memes on the daily, in addition to being called a liberal elitist socialist. Things are more relaxed now. No one really talks about Don. its more about video games, music, or just random military poo poo.

I try and place myself in their position. I think, okay. I've been deployed half a dozen times. I'm tired of this poo poo. I'm angry that more millenials are not signing up so that I can have a break. That I'd like to actually see at least one of my kids born, rather than being stuck in some sandpit. And this guy says he will end things swiftly. So I become a die hard Trump supporter. His ideas sounded great. And he wan't "crooked Hillary" who committed Benghazi. Now I see nothing has changed, that he doesn't know what he is doing. Knows gently caress all about the military. Blames Generals and commanders for fatalities. He is attacking the 1st amendment. Attacking the entirety of the judicial branch. The dismantling of the 9th circuit statement, I think, was the proverbial straw for one of my friends. He did say that was "hosed up". Others, like I said, remain silent. When he loses the military and you begin to hear audible boos, it will be glorious. I think the statements about McCain and the "bone spur" will gnaw at their better angels. And they will see this guy is a clown that doesn't actually respect the uniform, or the position of Commander-in-Chief.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



water is scary when you think about it, many ways to die. dangerous!

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Those teeth look so wrong

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

SocketWrench posted:

Those teeth look so wrong

Veneers

in the year 2020, as Bernie Sanders takes control from the Trumpstaffel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgGVyNdn0Jg

(We need more babylon 5 itt)

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Mar 18, 2017

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/IndivisibleTx06/status/841701719864160256

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses


Barton was bravely calling out corruption, the man spoke from a sheet of paper so he was obviously funded by the Soros machine, which is real

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe



Londo is actually Trump..

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39312176

OK lol it 100% definitely did

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses


Nice use of the word "arrant"

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cyber war will be like no other

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