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my dog woke me up at 5:30 to pee
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Mar 18, 2017 13:15
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Pro dog. Didn't wanna go in the house. God, I feel like poo poo this morning. And, I didn't even go out last night!
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Mar 18, 2017 13:47
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swickles posted:I begin Catholicism 101 tomorrow, anyone got any advice? You don't get to sip the wine at mass more than once despite what rg3 might tell you
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Mar 18, 2017 13:57
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ZenVulgarity posted:You don't get to sip the wine at mass more than once despite what rg3 might tell you Outside of this, drinking is highly encouraged.
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Mar 18, 2017 14:32
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Kalli posted:As someone who went to catholic schools from kindergarten through high school... any Catholic congregation worth its salt is 90% Bill & Ted. Just be excellent to each other. https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/842835996253274112
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Mar 18, 2017 15:35
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He's apparently a presbyterian. Which honestly is a bit surprising since presbyterian congregations tends to be more liberal then the Catholics, like they allow gay clergy. American Catholics tend to be either in the more liberal states and/or Hispanic and not the loving horrific nightmares that make up the Christian Right that everyone loving loathes. Most of those are Southern Baptist. The Catholics still tend to suck if you get the actual church involved though. Bunch of Penn State rear end trash fuckers there.
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Mar 18, 2017 16:04
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I grew up with that 10% and it was pretty awful. Of actual church-going Catholics, I would assume the number is probably north of 50%.
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Mar 18, 2017 16:32
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my mother was excommunicated for getting a divorce in the 1970s. so I guess she's doomed to hell
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Mar 18, 2017 16:58
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Ehud posted:my dog woke me up at 5:30 to pee Good dog
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Mar 18, 2017 17:03
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Real tip for Catholic masses don't take the Christ Cracker if you aren't actually Catholic and don't know what to do. My cousins husband for scolded for it once. They'll do a silly little blessing instead. You aren't missing anything, Christ is super bland.
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Mar 18, 2017 17:05
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Yeah Jesus doesn't give a poo poo if you eat a cracker or say 5 Hail Marys imo.
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Mar 18, 2017 17:12
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I was in a Catholic wedding and as an agnostic there is a ton of standing and sitting for some reason. I must not have embarrassed myself too bad because that friend invited me to stand in for his kids baptism when the Godfather couldn't make it. I got to reject Satan and all his glamours!
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Mar 18, 2017 17:26
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I went to catholic school through high school and it probably depends on where you are, but 90% of us were just apathetic. I think it's a northeast mentality. Everyone believes and goes to church because they feel like they have to instead of actually being about that jesus. I went to mass for the first time since high school at christmas (wife's mom is religious) and was kind of blown away how creepy and cultish it all seemed now that I've been divorced from belief for a long time.
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Mar 18, 2017 17:46
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpokuj_what-being-a-catholic-means_fun
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Mar 18, 2017 17:51
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Spoeank posted:Real tip for Catholic masses don't take the Christ Cracker if you aren't actually Catholic and don't know what to do. I love the Christ crackers
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Mar 18, 2017 19:06
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until I got first communion, I was super jealous of everyone who got a snack at the end of mass
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Mar 18, 2017 19:10
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Here's a question for you Catholics out there, is it usually super informal? When my wife makes us go it doesn't really matter if you just show up in jeans and a sweatshirt or whatever, and I was brought up in an Episcopalian church where you're in a slacks and a nice sweater if not an outright suit and tie, so the casual nature was kind of jarring.
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Mar 18, 2017 21:27
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I woke up at 6am to climb 47 stories in full firefighting turnout gear. I apparently want death. Also go the loving Badgers.
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Mar 18, 2017 22:43
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Febreeze posted:I went to catholic school through high school and it probably depends on where you are, but 90% of us were just apathetic. I think it's a northeast mentality. Everyone believes and goes to church because they feel like they have to instead of actually being about that jesus. Same deal for me in the midwest, but hooooly poo poo were those 10% all about the subjugation of women.
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Mar 18, 2017 23:01
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swickles posted:I begin Catholicism 101 tomorrow, anyone got any advice? being catholic is cool
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Mar 19, 2017 00:22
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Thaddius the Large posted:Here's a question for you Catholics out there, is it usually super informal? When my wife makes us go it doesn't really matter if you just show up in jeans and a sweatshirt or whatever, and I was brought up in an Episcopalian church where you're in a slacks and a nice sweater if not an outright suit and tie, so the casual nature was kind of jarring. Just don't dress like a slob.
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Mar 19, 2017 00:23
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I got in something resembling a fight at bar close with this loving dude who kept grabbing and trying to kiss my friend. Now my ladyfriend is mad at me because she thinks I'm interested in this friend and not just being a decent person. anyway, I'm day drunk and I have to go work again tonight. Happy holidays, I hate everything.
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Mar 19, 2017 00:25
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u ok bud?
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Mar 19, 2017 02:30
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I got in something resembling a fight at bar close with this loving dude who kept grabbing and trying to kiss my friend. Now my ladyfriend is mad at me because she thinks I'm interested in this friend and not just being a decent person. anyway, I'm day drunk and I have to go work again tonight. Happy holidays, I hate everything. You should tell your ladyfriend you're not interested because the other girl's butt is too firm and perfect and she likes all your stories.
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Mar 19, 2017 03:17
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Big thanks to whatever goon it was that recommended chanko nabe a week or two back, just made it for dinner and it was goddamn delicious, highly recommended.
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Mar 19, 2017 04:01
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that goon would be shoah nuff
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Mar 19, 2017 10:17
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Had dinner with some older spaniard and he gave me a tip on a diskothek in walking distance. Went there and stayed until it closed at 5am so now I'm dead but trying to make myself go out today
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Mar 19, 2017 11:39
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schweens posted:I want to second the notion from the N/V thread that the Oblongs was an underrated show The scene with Bob playing the piano at the parent/teacher meeting is the best thing in the entire series.
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Mar 19, 2017 13:28
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186 posted:I woke up at 6am to climb 47 stories in full firefighting turnout gear. I apparently want death. I did a climb up and down a hill on 9/11 that was supposed to be roughly equivalent to going up 44 stories. Was so gassed that I felt like I was driving drunk afterwards, and that was only wearing light gym gear. Can't imagine doing that in a firefighter's rig. Props to you.
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Mar 19, 2017 20:38
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Every year on 9/11 the some guy from the fire department goes to this local mom and pop gym and does the stairmaster for the height of the towers in full gear. There is no fanfare or announcement, but gym goers literally stopped midroutine to watch with awe.
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Mar 19, 2017 22:03
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My parents are super liberal atheists so I never went to church. The first time was after a sleep over at a catholic friends house. We went to a church and there is an enormous, super graphic, tortured jesus crucifix on the wall. I'm just staring at it and this old dude squats down to get his face real close and says "You did this. You did this to Jesus." I was 10.
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Mar 19, 2017 22:39
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The National Fallen Firefighters Association does a thing every year around 9/11 that equates to about 110 floors for charity (not a race or officially times). I did the one in Lambeau Field the last two years that have you go up and down the steps around the entire bowl in gear. It took me around 2 hours. Some dudes finished it, same gear, in under an hour 
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Mar 19, 2017 22:40
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:My parents are super liberal atheists so I never went to church. The first time was after a sleep over at a catholic friends house. We went to a church and there is an enormous, super graphic, tortured jesus crucifix on the wall. I'm just staring at it and this old dude squats down to get his face real close and says "You did this. You did this to Jesus." way to go Judas you rear end!!
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Mar 19, 2017 23:20
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:My parents are super liberal atheists so I never went to church. The first time was after a sleep over at a catholic friends house. We went to a church and there is an enormous, super graphic, tortured jesus crucifix on the wall. I'm just staring at it and this old dude squats down to get his face real close and says "You did this. You did this to Jesus." TBF, kind of dickish of you to wear a toga to church.
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Mar 19, 2017 23:25
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:My parents are super liberal atheists so I never went to church. The first time was after a sleep over at a catholic friends house. We went to a church and there is an enormous, super graphic, tortured jesus crucifix on the wall. I'm just staring at it and this old dude squats down to get his face real close and says "You did this. You did this to Jesus." This kind of reminds me of a scene out of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon. Basically a Japanese soldier in WW2 is injured and captured. While recovering in a convent in the Philippines, he sees a crucifix above his bed and its the only thing to look at. He spoke English, but had limited cultural knowledge of the west, so eventually came to the conclusion that INRI must stand for Initiate Nail Removal Immediately.
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Mar 20, 2017 00:55
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I grew up in Rhode Island, so I thought it stood for In Rhode Island.
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Mar 20, 2017 00:59
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What's up with Rhode Island's ugly rear end flag?
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Mar 20, 2017 01:11
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:My parents are super liberal atheists so I never went to church. The first time was after a sleep over at a catholic friends house. We went to a church and there is an enormous, super graphic, tortured jesus crucifix on the wall. I'm just staring at it and this old dude squats down to get his face real close and says "You did this. You did this to Jesus." he was right tho?
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:My parents are super liberal atheists so I never went to church. The first time was after a sleep over at a catholic friends house. We went to a church and there is an enormous, super graphic, tortured jesus crucifix on the wall. I'm just staring at it and this old dude squats down to get his face real close and says "You did this. You did this to Jesus." What'd you wear a yarmulke?
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