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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Agrajag posted:

do you guys not see just how big of a statement it is when the secretary of state literally says diplomacy has failed?

literally weeks of nothing from him and one of the few things he says is diplomacy has failed? als remember this is in context of stories about the people at state literally having nothing to do because upper management was gutted and tillerson doing jack poo poo there, shits bonkers man.

nothing matters

TRUMP

ED BALLS

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:06

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 23:24

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Now it's time to drop the election!

B-B-B-Bernie would have

I say Bernie would have

Bernie would have WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

*record scratching, Elizabeth Warren spins on head*

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:07

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

FizFashizzle posted:

I like to think Perry is horrified with what he's gotten himself in to.

He might have some dim flickering of realization of how deeply in over his head he is, but I don't think that fucko has the capacity for introspection to realize it fully.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:07

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He might have some dim flickering of realization of how deeply in over his head he is, but I don't think that fucko has the capacity for introspection to realize it fully.

We can only hope his glasses gain independent sentience and run things directly

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:08

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Also people like tucker Carlson who've obviously only been in it for the money seem to be coming to grips with what they've done.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:09

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...f805_story.html

I guess some dude "previously suspected of holding radical Islamic views" just did a suicide by cop.

quote:

PARIS � A man previously suspected by authorities for having radical Islamist views was fatally shot early Saturday at Orly airport after struggling to steal a soldier�s gun and earlier assaulting a police officer at a traffic stop in a northeastern Paris suburb, French officials said.

Following the traffic stop where he slightly wounded the officer, the man proceeded to hijack a woman�s car at gunpoint in another nearby suburb, Interior Minister Bruno Le Roux said. The man continued to Orly, where he attempted to grab an assault rifle from a security officer on duty. The stolen car was recovered near the airport, French authorities said.

French President Fran�ois Hollande said authorities would investigate whether the attacker �had a terrorist plot behind him,� but the Paris prosecutors� office had already announced that its anti-terrorism section had taken over the investigation.

Watch Le Pen win lmao.

just lmao!

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:09

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He might have some dim flickering of realization of how deeply in over his head he is, but I don't think that fucko has the capacity for introspection to realize it fully.

oops

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:10

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

fits my needs posted:

Watch Le Pen win lmao.

just lmao!

im intentionally keeping my expectations low

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:10

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

So if China invades Japan we just say gently caress it diplomacy failed. They should have spent more on Nukes.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:10

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

fits my needs posted:

The man continued to Orly,

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:10

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

there wolf lmao posted:

any word on how the treasury is dealing with a looming default

this is rhetorical right

because "doesn't even know it exists" seems like a p obvious answer at this point

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:10

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

FizFashizzle posted:

Also people like tucker Carlson who've obviously only been in it for the money seem to be coming to grips with what they've done.

Yeah he's been fully embracing 1% vs 99% rhetoric lately

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:12

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Baloogan posted:

im intentionally keeping my expectations low

don't wanna jinx the nazis

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:12

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Weeeeee white house on lockdown

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:12

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Weeeeee white house on lockdown

TRUMP

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:13

knobgobblin: Oct 28, 2010; got a bone to pick

Chokes McGee posted:

this is rhetorical right

because "doesn't even know it exists" seems like a p obvious answer at this point

im just curious what their process is for shifting monies so they can plug their ears and la la it away until poo poo hits the fan

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:13

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

fits my needs posted:

Watch Le Pen win bicly

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:13

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

fits my needs posted:

gently caress em lol.

Military and cop worship is the most retarded poo poo. After making GBS threads all over the VA I hope he goes after the GI Bill if the rest of us are getting student loans and pell grants hosed.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:14

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

lol if you thought France was going to do anything but now that open hideous racism is acceptable by the masses again

the only thing France loves more than its wine is hating Muslims and that's coming from someone who LIKES the country

still grabbin a gun from a French guard is a real good way to get the poo poo murdered out of you and if this was a terrism then it's quite possibly the worst in the history of the word

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:14

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Elephanthead posted:

So if China invades Japan we just say gently caress it diplomacy failed. They should have spent more on Nukes.

lol i dont think china even has a blue water navy

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:15

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Agrajag posted:

lol i dont think china even has a blue water navy

they have a patched up soviet aircraft carrier

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:15

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the french are more racist than americans and le pen is gonna win

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:15

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

record scratch
freeze frame
Yup, that�s me. You�re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:16

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

triple sulk posted:

the french are more racist than americans and le pen is gonna win

its been funny watching a french guy i'm fb friends with get ultra-woke when 2 years ago he had no problems calling me a kike

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:17

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/cspanhistory/status/843146998366851076
No idea who Clare Boothe Luce is but she's gotta be better than Phyllis schlafly

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:17

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

death is certain

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:17

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

there wolf lmao posted:

im just curious what their process is for shifting monies so they can plug their ears and la la it away until poo poo hits the fan

there is none you keep assuming rational actor

they did not get their money for being clever or competent beyond being snake oil salesmen and when the bankruptcy hits they'll be caught the most flat footed of all

for the rest of us, once you see the "uh guys debt ceiling's coming up" headlines move any 401k or IRA you have into 50/50 stocks/bonds or 100-age/age whichever has more bonds

This is the *one time* it's OK to time the market

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:18

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

punchymcpunch posted:

death is certain

if god wills it

there is no guarantee

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:20

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Business Gorillas posted:

its been funny watching a french guy i'm fb friends with get ultra-woke when 2 years ago he had no problems calling me a kike

they will tip a car over and set it on fire as a revolutionary barricade to block streets on a moment's notice and it owns but the rest of the time about the only culture I can think of that's more smugly xenophobic is Japan

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:20

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

this is rhetorical right

because "doesn't even know it exists" seems like a p obvious answer at this point

mnuchin knows it exists and has already told congress they need to do something

mnuchin isn't incompetent, he's like the only other competent guy in the cabinet besides mattis (he's still trying to steal everything that isn't nailed down, but he knows that if extraordinary measures don't get passed all the poo poo he's stealing will be worthless)

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:21

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

deadgoon posted:

if god wills it

there is no guarantee

no p sure death is certain no matter what

I mean unless the transhumanists have finally figured something out but lmao at the concept of them contributing something meaningful to science just lmao

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:22

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

SpaceGoku posted:

mnuchin isn't incompetent, he's like the only other competent guy in the cabinet besides mattis (he's still trying to steal everything that isn't nailed down, but he knows that if extraordinary measures don't get passed all the poo poo he's stealing will be worthless)

Huh, unicorns do exist

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:23

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/843129131156099072

quote:

Many voters credit King for a willingness to speak his mind despite criticism.�He�s honestly saying what he believes,� said Pat Luther, a retired teacher who joined her husband for coffee and a frosted doughnut on Thursday at Bunkers Dunkers Bakery in Jefferson. Her husband, Dave Luther, nodded and added: �Political correctness makes me tired.�

poor oppressed little diddums :qq: