Post itt every time you lol that trump is president

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Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Clitch posted:

Let's just pull back and contemplate this Snoop Dogg LOL a little more. It's really special.

There is one Twitter account in all of creation that is the most watched. The most scrutinized. Important, rich, powerful people get dragged out of bed, when it issues another steaming tweet into the global consciousness. That Twitter account. That motherfucking Mjolnir of social media that casts thunderclaps of shade at monarchs and heads of state alike was used to go after Snoop loving Dogg in 2017.

Snoop "The last thing I did of any note was a guest verse in a Katy Perry song 7 years ago." Dogg.

Snoop "I am the personification of 'smokin weed' listed as Occupation on an OK Cupid profile." Dogg.

Snoop "I had a short-lived Rastafarian awakening only after I gave up producing porn with the midget from Jackass" Dogg.

L
O
L

That's not fair, he's got a new TV series with Martha Stewart.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 16:32

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# ? May 19, 2024 06:35

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

https://twitter.com/BruceBartlett/status/842754545856012290

# ? Mar 18, 2017 16:40

cnut: May 3, 2016

haljordan posted:

https://twitter.com/BruceBartlett/status/842754545856012290

He sure knows how to spend OPM, lol. (Other people's money).

# ? Mar 18, 2017 16:55

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Tumble posted:

no trump really seemed to be trying to be lovely as possible at running a business; he got so desperate for cash during his bankruptcy that he put his name on vodka and steaks at sharper image despite not drinking and eating his steaks burnt with ketchup

i think a very large portion of his current money (I don't buy that he's anywhere near as rich as he says) comes exclusively from money he got from The Apprentice, and various schemes for shifting his debt around with his actual real estate assets leveraged to the gills in all sorts of stupid ways

we're talking about a guy who spouts off unendingly about how rich he is and how awesome he is for being rich; if he could show you legitimate tax returns and financial documents showing that he's got as much money as he claims he'd do it in a heartbeat, he's a tacky motherfucker. he's not refusing to show people his financial situation because he was doing some smart but shady business deals, he's doing it because he's lying about how much money he has, how much debt he has, and how a lot of his only liquid assets are because of his TV show rather than his business acumen.

he made a couple of smart real estate transaction years ago, and the entire rest of his persona is trying to make people think he does that on the regular. the reality is most banks in the US won't work with him, and contractors in the US know to make sure to over-quote him as well as get most of the money you'll need up-front. He makes them sign NDA's, and it sure as poo poo isn't because he's worried about his trade secrets making other people money the way he does

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/14542a6687a3452d8c9918e2f0bf16e6/many-trump-employees-keeping-quiet-legally-required

The only 'success' trump has is from things his father built or bought, almost everything else that easy D has done himself has gone bankrupt (casinos) or is a flagrant scam (trump U, steaks). Or it's a building with his name on it that someone else owns. Like how some vodka company owns the Playboy mansion but Hugh Hefner pays like $1 month to live there because it's part of the #brand. There's a great article where trump says that if a million dollar company pays him 100k to license the Trump name, he considers that another million added to his net worth, even though he doesn't own it. He is a buffoon and The Apprentice basically saved him.

And then there's the rumored shady 'deals' like that he was laundering money for the mob in the 80s. Or the regular 'cash infusions' he's been getting from Chinese and Russian billionaires into his real estate. All of which is protected by the Byzantine network of shell corporations that make it impossible to figure out what his assets really are. He is a prostitute and will do anything for a dollar.

But at the end of the day if he really was a billionaire he'd put those tax returns out in public the day he found out. Lol.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:16

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

haljordan posted:

https://twitter.com/BruceBartlett/status/842754545856012290

Why did he qualify it with 'virtually'?

It has been literally every week

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:27

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

turn off the TV posted:

Same, I blacked out around 8 and when I woke up hours later and looked at my phone and lol

Same. I was totally shitfaced and called in sick to work the next day.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:37

TheChaosPath: Jul 22, 2005

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Why did he qualify it with 'virtually'?

It has been literally every week

Nah, there was one weekend he didn't go

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:39

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:50

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jose posted:

You know the drill, slap that Brazzers logo on there and get it over with

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:51

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

lol!!

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:52

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/842135823340384256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:54

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Jose posted:

Back in high school one of my friends got dumped like the night before Homecoming and wasn't going to go, but me and another friend who were dateless Goons offered to take her.

This pic just gave me flashbacks to that.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:55

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/842135823340384256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

That's the face I make when I rip a real raunchy fart and not 100% sure if I poo poo or not

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:55

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Jose posted:

That is a special kind of ugly.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 17:59

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Jesus Christ posted:

That is a special kind of ugly.

He'd look almost normal if he could just drop the trademark Trump family sneer.
Both boys obviously trying too hard to be daddy.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:01

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Jesus Christ posted:

That is a special kind of ugly.

Defective genes

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:03

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

Jose posted:

left boob, pre-boob job, right boob

Jesus Christ posted:

he was pretty good in starship troopers and the frighteners

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:03

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/842135823340384256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

If that's a fox news poll the real number is more like 6%

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:04

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Grevling posted:

He'd look almost normal if he could just drop the trademark Trump family sneer.
Both boys obviously trying too hard to be daddy.

Its not a sneer, his mouth just looks like that. Find a picture of him not smiling for a camera and his lip is still pulled up like that

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:04

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lol why are then-voters, now-constituents suddenly paying attention to the health care details NOW? They've been talking about this for years.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:13

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Jesus Christ posted:

That is a special kind of ugly.

Awww he's got his mother's smile

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:14

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lacey posted:

Awww he's got his mother's smile

She was considered quite a catch in whatever horrifying span of time it was that this was true.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:15

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

I knew she was gross now I didn't realize she was always so beat up

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:17

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Lol why are then-voters, now-constituents suddenly paying attention to the health care details NOW? They've been talking about this for years.

clinton's top advisor Ben Ghazi committed the crime of stealing US emails.... a treason far worse than our current lives.....

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:21

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Jose posted:

Look at these loving 80s movie villains. They're so pleased they just stole the community center's donation box and laid a sick burn on John Cusack.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:26

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Can we also lol at Chris Christie itt

quote:

A Quinnipiac University poll released this week showed only 19 percent of voters approve of Christie’s job performance, and 76 percent disapprove. Even among Republicans, Christie’s approval rating is marginally underwater (47 percent approve, and 48 percent disapprove).

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:48

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Mr Havafap posted:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in deep poo poo
And so are you

Roses are red
Donald is orange
gently caress

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:52

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

scrubs season six posted:

Roses are red
Donald is orange
gently caress

I hope that his fingers
Get caught in a door hinge

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:54

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

scrubs season six posted:

Roses are red
Donald is orange
He eats his daughter
Like I eat an orange

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:55

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

haljordan posted:

Can we also lol at Chris Christie itt

It's always acceptable to lol at Chris Christie

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:56

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Chris Christie is a fat sack of poo poo and that's after the obesity surgery, lol

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:57

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

Kumo posted:

it me

Posting cause I lol'd

# ? Mar 18, 2017 18:59

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Continuing with merkel,

https://twitter.com/amiraminiMD/status/842992534569848832

But a delightful blunder on the secret service:

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/842790114635997184

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:00

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

I don't see what's so weird about seating Merkel next to the first lady

# ? Mar 18, 2017 19:17

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."