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Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
With the addition of Wumo, I've been thinking about which comics posted here I hate the most. Wumo has always sucked, so no harm, no foul. Luann is tedious, but it was never a great comic - it went from gag-a-day crappiness to overwrought emotional crappiness. Peanuts definitely declined during its run, but after its creator died, so did the comic (too rare).

Even oldies like Blondie have declined, but, eh. Family Circus was never an amazing comic. Intelligent Life is lame, but it has always filled that niche, so it gets a pass. Garfield was never great.

Some are lame and get better - look at Wizard of Id.

So all my ire is reserved for modern Nancy. Here's a strip that started with a strong female character (for newcomers, it started as Fritzi Ritz), a free flapper woman, a proto-Mopsy, and even after it morphed into Nancy, it was "off" and odd and, thank God, FUNNY. Gilchrist ruined this. It's now one of so many disposable lame gag-a-day strips or (worse) nostalgic tripe. (I'm not sure about the strips from 83 to 95, post Bushmiller, pre Gilchrist(s))

Humor has adapted a bit since the 1920's, but it hasn't changed that much. Modern Nancy is a vile strip. Much as Phil Fumble transformed from a doughy nerd to some holier-than-thou stud, Nancy the comic strip has transformed from something entertaining to a poo poo swipe on the overcrowded funny pages.

I used to post Fritzi Ritz. I'm tempted to bring it back with any that I can find, repeats or not. I'll shut up now.

tl:dr: gently caress you Gilchrist.

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (April, 1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (July, 1916)


Doings of the Duffs. (June, 1918, click for big)


The Gay Thirties (June, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (June, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (November, 1940)


Tweedy (January, 1956, click for big)


Archie (November, 1955, click for big)


Jaf (1970)


Feiffer (1971, click for big)


Andy Capp (March, 1971, click for big)


Wee Pals (May, 1971, click for big)


Pyton


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (February, 2006, click for big)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Jan. 23, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Jan. 22-23, 1985)



My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I am in utter disbelief that I ever liked Garfield. Even as a kid.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

My Lovely Horse posted:

I am in utter disbelief that I ever liked Garfield. Even as a kid.

Yeah. I used to love Garfield and owned a ton of his books. Having revisited it via this thread, I cannot comprehend what it was that I found so humorous. I mean there's not even the baseline "huh huh, butts" level stuff that all kids tend to laugh at.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Dustin


Mandrake

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is Sluggo's uncle a dwarf? I didn't think they were allowed to serve.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

goatface posted:

Is Sluggo's uncle a dwarf? I didn't think they were allowed to serve.

With that beard and physique he looks more like a veteran of Khazad-dum than Vietnam.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

goatface posted:

Is Sluggo's uncle a dwarf? I didn't think they were allowed to serve.

Maybe they served in the USO entertainment tours?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Since we missed the whole 2016 of Mandrake, I'm now going to do a Time Warp and jump back to last January with three strips/day. Some of them were already removed from Comics Kingdom but fortunately I managed to save them before that happened.

Back then we were ready for Mandrake & Narda's third wedding.








Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Two days worth of strangely political Ballard Street.



XENOPHOBIA



DECLINING ELECTORATE PARTICIPATION

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Just LOL if you don't have a lectern in your great room.

ub
Feb 9, 2003

no dont
Pillbug

Aardmania posted:

Heathcliff


Kinky

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann





The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (January 16, 1952)


Nancy (March 3, 1944)


Wash Tubbs (November 1, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (November 30, 1923)


Lil' Abner (July 29, 1937)


Barney Google (December 1, 1922)


Alley Oop (March 2, 1934)

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Guys, I really hate to say this but.....I think Bernice is not a good person at all!

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Shugojin posted:

Two days worth of strangely political Ballard Street.



XENOPHOBIA

I am way too amused by the thought of constructing that duck in my back yard.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

goatface posted:

Is Sluggo's uncle a dwarf? I didn't think they were allowed to serve.

Selachian posted:

With that beard and physique he looks more like a veteran of Khazad-dum than Vietnam.


You have my M-16, and my Claymore, and my M-79.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Jesus, this girl is like a horrible hybrid of my sister and aunt: very nosy and generally awful.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Wow, Bernice is really and honestly the worst.


I really enjoyed this week's Tina's Grooves.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

sweeperbravo posted:

I really enjoyed this week's Tina's Grooves.

Sorry about your anxieties. It's a really good strip tho.

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005
Tina's groove rules because you can tell that an actual human person with a functioning personality is making it

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Also it's not to far off the mark from the ridiculous beast that is working in a restaurant. Kinda like how Retail is relatively accurate.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tina's Groove is an understated little treasure. I always look forward to it.

ETA this is awesome

Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Mar 18, 2017

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man
Decided to start posting one of my personal favorite comics, Non sequitur. Also bringing back Fort Knox and introducing Rugrats!

Non sequitur


Fort Knox


Rugrats


Wumo


Get Fuzzy


Zippy


Herb and Jamal


Lio


The Wizard of Id


Baldo


Big Nate


Curtis


Random Wallace


Pluggers

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Hm, we've all got ideas about which comic is the worst artistically, but which one's protagonists are the worst as people? Luann? The Phantom? Dustin? Dilbert? Rex Morgan?

I guess Judge Parker has escaped our cold, pitiless judgment for now, and Pros and Cons doesn't count because it's intentional.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.

Oh, and is he WHITE?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

:siren: Chuck Berry died, brace for impact whenever Gilchrist's buffer catches up :siren:

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


ugh, mandrake and narda are the worst sort of liberals

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


My Lovely Horse posted:

:siren: Chuck Berry died, brace for impact whenever Gilchrist's buffer catches up :siren:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
...Chuck Berry was still alive?

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Rand Brittain posted:

Hm, we've all got ideas about which comic is the worst artistically, but which one's protagonists are the worst as people? Luann? The Phantom? Dustin? Dilbert? Rex Morgan?

I guess Judge Parker has escaped our cold, pitiless judgment for now, and Pros and Cons doesn't count because it's intentional.

How convienent of you to have posted just before Piranha Club.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Calaveron posted:

...Chuck Berry was still alive?

And was performing until late 2015.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

My Lovely Horse posted:

:siren: Chuck Berry died, brace for impact whenever Gilchrist's buffer catches up :siren:

This is literally the worst way to find out about his passing.

You're absolutely right though. It's going to be Cringechrist from here on.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Rand Brittain posted:

Hm, we've all got ideas about which comic is the worst artistically, but which one's protagonists are the worst as people? Luann? The Phantom? Dustin? Dilbert? Rex Morgan?

I guess Judge Parker has escaped our cold, pitiless judgment for now, and Pros and Cons doesn't count because it's intentional.

Andy Capp, natch.

Fritzi Ritz From, whenever, who cares.



Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Slammy posted:

Andy Capp, natch.

??? He fights and drinks and doesn't want to work and he doesn't pay back debts.

He isn't even on the same page as The people of Luann, or the Phantom, or etc etc.

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The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Johnny Aztec posted:

??? He fights and drinks and doesn't want to work and he doesn't pay back debts and beats his wife frequently

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