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It's that time of year again! The Combine has come and gone, the Pro Days are proceeding with almost no draft-shattering injuries, and any free agents likely to affect a team's draft have been signed. All that stands between your team and the Super Bowl now is a slam-dunk draft class. Are you a great enough football mind to lead your team to glory? Welcome to the 2017 Goon Draft! The Rules Each team will have one poster as its GM, responsible for making the picks. Teams are first come first serve. War rooms are fine, so long as there is a designated spokesperson. Picks will be made in a separate thread. The clock on each pick is 24 hours, at which point if the spokesperson has not made a pick I will make one for them. No trades will be allowed, as they just tend to complicate things and previous drafts have run much more efficiently without them. Any actual trades that have taken place are reflected in the order below, and if any occur between now and the start of our draft the appropriate changes will be made. After we start, though, the first round order is locked in. If you just want to take part and don’t care which team you get, post and I’ll assign you to a team that might not have any other takers. The Teams Here’s the first-round draft order: 1. Cleveland Gatts 2. San Francisco Coldforge 3. Chicago zimbomonkey 4. Jacksonville Teva 5. Tennessee - from Los Angeles Rams Demon Of The Fall 6. New York Jets mcmagic 7. Los Angeles Chargers HOTLANTA MAN 8. Carolina TheFlyingLlama 9. Cincinnati No Irish Need Imply 10. Buffalo fsif 11. New Orleans Silly Burrito 12. Cleveland - from Philadelphia Gatts 13. Arizona MrLogan 14. Philadelphia - from Minnesota 89 15. Indianapolis ShakeZula 16. Baltimore The Puppy Bowl 17. Washington Beer4TheBeerGod 18. Tennessee Demon Of The Fall 19. Tampa Bay wandler20 20. Denver a neat cape 21. Detroit Shangri-Law School 22. Miami Amy Pole Her 23. New York Giants Saucer Crab 24. Oakland warcrimes 25. Houston Sad King Billy 26. Seattle JIZZ DENOUEMENT 27. Kansas City No Butt Stuff 28. Dallas incompetent 29. Green Bay Abugadu 30. Pittsburgh Perry the Platypus 31. Atlanta pubic works project 32. New Orleans - from New England Silly Burrito New England Detroit_Dogg Los Angeles Rams DariusLikewise Claim your teams! Edit: Here's the spreadsheet No Butt Stuff made to help track which of the top prospects have been picked: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/130B79wMsSDVyLDRiqic4XUJRlLFDwTJ-OtU5iHBdlUQ/edit#gid=522664237 ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Mar 27, 2017 |
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Gimme the Saints so I can draft a QB first round.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 21:16 |
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Taking the panthers
TheFlyingLlama fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Mar 18, 2017 |
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I'll take America's Team.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 21:55 |
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I'll take the worst team in the National Football League, the Bay Area 49ers.
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 21:59 |
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gently caress it, I'll take the Eagles and not really know what I'm doing
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 22:17 |
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I'll take the Steelers, I lurk all year for this
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 22:59 |
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I'll do the Mojave
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 23:20 |
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Cincy
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# ? Mar 18, 2017 23:46 |
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I will take The New England Patriots
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 00:22 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I will take The New England Patriots I will also take the New England Patriots.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 00:41 |
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In for the Jaggies!
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 00:42 |
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I will take Cleveland by blitzkreig!
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 01:28 |
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Roasted Donut posted:I will also take the New England Patriots. Sorry RD, the Pats have to play by the rules in this thread! Edit: VVVV You got it! ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Mar 19, 2017 |
# ? Mar 19, 2017 02:11 |
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Can I get Chicago please?
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 02:49 |
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I'll take the Titans, who immediately trade their entire draft for the Texans 7th round pick .....I'll take the Texans
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 05:39 |
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I'm Seattle
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 08:05 |
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Wait, how do we do war rooms?
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 08:55 |
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89 posted:Wait, how do we do war rooms? No real system, it's just a fancier way of saying "get advice on the pick." I used PMs for my war room a few years ago, but any kind of private communication would work as well.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 10:05 |
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gently caress Washington. I'll take them.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 12:31 |
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Miami plz
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 15:20 |
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Titans please. Metapod and other Titans posters can pm me and give me their opinions on picks and we can try to come to a consensus.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 03:01 |
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Bills
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:43 |
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When I first heard goon draft, I always thought of it as this thing where you all go out and run the 40 in your backyard or some poo poo and post the results. Then we vote on a draft order and the winner gets bragging rights. You can imagine the disappointment I have now. Nonetheless, knock yourselves out.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:47 |
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I will take a team that nobody wants please. I've learnt a lot these last few months though I still don't know enough.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 17:13 |
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John Brown posted:When I first heard goon draft, I always thought of it as this thing where you all go out and run the 40 in your backyard or some poo poo and post the results. Then we vote on a draft order and the winner gets bragging rights.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:31 |
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I'll take the new york jets.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:37 |
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Bucs
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:40 |
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Sad King Billy posted:I will take a team that nobody wants please. I've learnt a lot these last few months though I still don't know enough. Sounds like a man interested in the Atlanta Falcons to me.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:01 |
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Ravens
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 00:26 |
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Roasted Donut posted:I will also take the New England Patriots. Welcome to the New England Patriots.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:49 |
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If a team goes unclaimed, I will take them, but don't want to take away a team from an actual fan.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:03 |
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Detroit_Dogg and Roasted Donut would like to offer their draft pick up for trade.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:28 |
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I'll take GB.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:50 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Detroit_Dogg and Roasted Donut would like to offer their draft pick up for trade. I will give you the Texans 7th for all of the Patriots picks plus Jimmy G Also it's a conditional pick that never has to be delivered if the Patriots remain in New England by the time of the draft
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:56 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Detroit_Dogg and Roasted Donut would like to offer their draft pick up for trade. You Patriots are really pushing my buttons!
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 03:23 |
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I'll be the Lions.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 04:16 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Titans please. Metapod and other Titans posters can pm me and give me their opinions on picks and we can try to come to a consensus. Select the good players you shouldn't have trouble avoiding the bad because the jags will have already taken them
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 04:20 |
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Metapod posted:Select the good players you shouldn't have trouble avoiding the bad because the jags will have already taken them Ouch. That is the trend though I guess.
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fsif posted:Bills
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