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Powaqoatse posted:there arent tens of millions of people in sweden the real first season: the US version
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Roosevelt posted:the real first season: the US version lol piss off. but also: huh! the british version was recorded prior to the swedish version. the us version was years later i guess the uk numbers outweighed the suicide tho. still weird imo
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Powaqoatse posted:lol piss off. but also: huh! the british version was recorded prior to the swedish version. the us version was years later funny. you'd think suicide would make everything an attraction
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i expect to see widely televised lethal human-human blood sports in my lifetime. russia has a history of weird game shows. about ten years ago there was one called "intercept" in which the host took the player to a car parked on the street in moscow, called it in stolen, and gave the keys to the player. if he could make it a half hour without being arrested he kept the car. it was fake, though supposedly the beatings the cops delivered were real.
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Midjack posted:i expect to see widely televised lethal human-human blood sports in my lifetime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPbTWDeqQf0
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Midjack posted:i expect to see widely televised lethal human-human blood sports in my lifetime. in 2031, in an attempt to control violence among unemployed millenials, the us government legalized no holds barred fighting. starbucks coffee working with the usg established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions. the fights' popularity grew with their brutality. soon starbucks discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise. the professional league was formed; a cabal of the most violent and punchable douchebags in known space selected to fight in a grand tournament
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:in 2031, in an attempt to control violence among unemployed millenials, the us government legalized no holds barred fighting. starbucks coffee working with the usg established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions. the fights' popularity grew with their brutality. soon starbucks discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise. the professional league was formed; a cabal of the most violent and punchable douchebags in known space selected to fight in a grand tournament I AM THE VENTI AND THE GRANDE
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:I cant believe this is a real life thing and that theres more than one of them the sprawl is real and it is accurately lovely
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haveblue posted:I AM THE VENTI AND THE GRANDE
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Agile Vector posted:the sprawl is real and it is accurately lovely close, but the digital japanese idols are toys for lonely basement dwellers and the state of the art in ai will try to drive you into a concrete abutment gibson was an optimist
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:in 2031, in an attempt to control violence among unemployed millenials, the us government legalized no holds barred fighting. starbucks coffee working with the usg established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions. the fights' popularity grew with their brutality. soon starbucks discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise. the professional league was formed; a cabal of the most violent and punchable douchebags in known space selected to fight in a grand tournament 
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:in 2031, in an attempt to control violence among unemployed millenials, the us government legalized no holds barred fighting. starbucks coffee working with the usg established a series of leagues and bloody public exhibitions. the fights' popularity grew with their brutality. soon starbucks discovered that the public matches were their most profitable enterprise. the professional league was formed; a cabal of the most violent and punchable douchebags in known space selected to fight in a grand tournament I live by the bean and I'll die by the bean.
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in 2040 millennial trump will win the election by promising a return of the 90s 'millennial trump promises nickelodeon will make cartoons like back when they were good (they were never good)' '"we will bring back the flash animation industry" -millennial trump' '"legend of zelda" -millennial trump to cheering crowd'
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Rich people will be the pilots. Poor people will be the game. Start the hunt...
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haveblue posted:I AM THE VENTI AND THE GRANDE
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Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware A license agreement John Deere required farmers to sign in October forbids nearly all repair and modification to farming equipment, and prevents farmers from suing for "crop loss, lost profits, loss of goodwill, loss of use of equipment … arising from the performance or non-performance of any aspect of the software." The agreement applies to anyone who turns the key or otherwise uses a John Deere tractor with embedded software. It means that only John Deere dealerships and "authorized" repair shops can work on newer tractors. "If a farmer bought the tractor, he should be able to do whatever he wants with it," Kevin Kenney, a farmer and right-to-repair advocate in Nebraska, told me. "You want to replace a transmission and you take it to an independent mechanic—he can put in the new transmission but the tractor can't drive out of the shop. Deere charges $230, plus $130 an hour for a technician to drive out and plug a connector into their USB port to authorize the part." "What you've got is technicians running around here with cracked Ukrainian John Deere software that they bought off the black market," he added.
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in 2017 you can choose between john deere corporate or the ukranian underground both will ransomware your tractor
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why does a tractor even have firmware? tractors are supposed to be a big diesel engine with wheels and a seat
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"Because we need more analytics" -every lovely MBA
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Sweevo posted:why does a tractor even have firmware? gently caress you, more money for us
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see also: environmental regs, fuel economy, everything is run by a computer now dag namit
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those are all just excuses. its printer cartridges & that coffee maker style drm-abuse
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strange days is the latest cyberpunk manifest reality
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who fools the fools? https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/this-guy-tricked-infowars-into-publishing-a-completely-fake
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right-to-repair and hardware DRM are issues that get me really fuckin heated for some reason. that article makes me wanna quit my job and move to nebraska and start hacking tractors as a service to humanity
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Anarchist road repair in Portland: http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2017/03/13/18890291/need-a-pothole-fixed-maybe-a-portland-anarchist-can-helpSweevo posted:why does a tractor even have firmware? Tractors are pretty advanced nowadays. Many can practically work on the field by themselves, do fancy poo poo like only apply fertilizer where it's actually needed on the field, based on information recorded earlier with a drone etc. The driver's only there in case stuff goes wrong.
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Sagebrush posted:right-to-repair and hardware DRM are issues that get me really fuckin heated for some reason. that article makes me wanna quit my job and move to nebraska and start hacking tractors as a service to humanity I'm ok w/ allowing non-certified repairs that invalidate the warranty.
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it looks like a big part of the custom firmware is disabling urea injection and catalytic converter stuff
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i.e. bypassing government mandated environmental requirements don't no one on earth hate the environment more than farmers
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tbh tho gently caress farmers. they get enough government handouts. if they don't want to work within their industry to fix their problem they should go do something else and stop draining tax payer resources. also these are the same folks that did coal rolling.
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Shaggar posted:I'm ok w/ allowing non-certified repairs that invalidate the warranty. of course you are, shaggar. Shaggar posted:tbh tho gently caress farmers. ahhh there it is
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she thinks my tractor's exe
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Sagebrush posted:of course you are, shaggar. lmao if you'd be willing to warranty a product after some dumb gently caress redneck does his "repairs" on it.
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i think its stupid that farmers doing stupid poo poo to their tractors is more important than 30 years of bmw having their own stupid proprietary thing that resets your oil change meter. what exactly are these farmers repairing on their year old tractors? if this forces right to repair across everything that has a computer in it then thats good though
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hifi posted:i think its stupid that farmers doing stupid poo poo to their tractors is more important than 30 years of bmw having their own stupid proprietary thing that resets your oil change meter. what exactly are these farmers repairing on their year old tractors? if this forces right to repair across everything that has a computer in it then thats good though a friend's dad used to run an independent bmw repair shop but he closed it when the cost of licensing the tools, equipment and manuals from bmw crossed 40% of his gross revenue
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2018 - As part of John Deere's new license agreement, farmers are required to embed little green Deere hardware into their cortex and convert to Pentecostal Christianity.
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hifi posted:i think its stupid that farmers doing stupid poo poo to their tractors is more important than 30 years of bmw having their own stupid proprietary thing that resets your oil change meter. what exactly are these farmers repairing on their year old tractors? if this forces right to repair across everything that has a computer in it then thats good though you can reset the oil change indicator in bmws by holding the trip odometer button while you turn the key on and then wait until it says 'reset'
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