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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Squizzle posted:

in what year will someone finally helldump up some years old badly written fanfiction by a senior us govt official and will it be sean spicers

no, but, it will probably mine, and it will probably be bad Anne Rice fanfic

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/843493547018010624

Ryan's face

"When you nut that she no longer has health care"

it's freedom from your mortal coil!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



brand new from spicey's office, as usual makes no mention of g*lf

quote:

THE WHITE HOUSE

Office of the Press Secretary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

March 19, 2017

*Readout of the Presidents Day *

**

Today, President Donald J. Trump held meetings regarding North Korea and China. President Trump also met with military personnel. He spoke to President Michelle Bachelet of Chile to discuss our bilateral relationship, including our close cooperation on trade and security issues. President Trump expressed concern over the situation in Venezuela, and the leaders agreed on the importance of advancing democratic principles throughout the Western Hemisphere.

###

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

What's up with Ryans face

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

a.lo posted:

What's up with Ryans face

he has a giant raging boner and is getting a blowie

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/843493547018010624

Ryan's face

"When you nut that she no longer has health care"

lol eat poo poo olds

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

a.lo posted:

What's up with Ryans face

Either he just creamed himself over the thought of taking away vulnerable peoples' healthcare as previously suggested, or he got caught mid-pants making GBS threads. I could see it going either way.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

zegermans posted:

one time Joe Biden's motorcade drove past my work

Now you can buy a $25 knockoff Rolex to commemorate the occasion.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/843493547018010624

Ryan's face

"When you nut that she no longer has health care"

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUUUUUURRR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



also, regarding ted cruz saying on face the nation this morning that he was at mar-a-lago yesterday to talk about the healthcare bill, a "White House official confirmed the visit, but said Cruz did not meet with POTUS. Cruz met with White House staff, including Bannon and other senior staff."

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"I'm high af right now to numb the pain" -paul Ryan

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

tacodaemon posted:

also, regarding ted cruz saying on face the nation this morning that he was at mar-a-lago yesterday to talk about the healthcare bill, a "White House official confirmed the visit, but said Cruz did not meet with POTUS. Cruz met with White House staff, including Bannon and other senior staff."

oh so he did talk about lawmaking then

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


senator cruz, will you be arriving via plane, motorcade, or summoning circle

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/843493547018010624

Ryan's face

"When you nut that she no longer has health care"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSiJiDSmb1E

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

eat well done steak w ketchup

bologna sandwich with ketchup chips

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

tacodaemon posted:

also, regarding ted cruz saying on face the nation this morning that he was at mar-a-lago yesterday to talk about the healthcare bill, a "White House official confirmed the visit, but said Cruz did not meet with POTUS. Cruz met with White House staff, including Bannon and other senior staff."

duh

tormp is ideas guy. you guys in the law congress need to make a good deal or HE'S GONNA HAVE BRING THE BIG GUNS. don't make him have to COME DOWN THERE AND tURN THis sBILL aROUND!!!!!111

durmont tlulmp is the greatest deal man of FOREVER

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

The Brown Menace posted:

senator cruz, will you be arriving via plane, motorcade, or summoning circle

"I'll just sorta be oozing up through whatever cracks in the foundation I can find, like any other normal human."

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trmp

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

eat well done steak w ketchup

Vince?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
bologna sandwich with mayonnaise, playn lays, and Kraft singles.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Either he just creamed himself over the thought of taking away vulnerable peoples' healthcare as previously suggested, or he got caught mid-pants making GBS threads. I could see it going either way.

tbh i creamed myself thinking about the trumpists dying from no longer having healthcare also

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Admiral Ray posted:

bologna sandwich with mayonnaise, playn lays, and Kraft singles.

thanks for making me puke my own puke

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

bologna sandwich with mayonnaise, playn lays, and Kraft singles.

Scott Walker's perpetual meal of ham and cheese sandwiches

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Agrajag posted:

tbh i creamed myself thinking about the trumpists dying from no longer having healthcare also

:yossame:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Epic High Five posted:

Teddy was also a 1%er snob for his entire life who went on year long trips to Europe to treat his asthma, but he ended up busting trusts and elevating labor

but poo poo I'd settle for a William Jennings Bryan at this point

The left just needs to put forward someone who is cruel, mean, and aggressive to cloud the Strong Daddy impulse in Trump's base

:hai:

a tough assertion but fair

it's not "let us get along with the blacks" it's "gently caress your god drat feelings, the blacks are here to stay and will get equal pay! And so will you! And your kids! And your women! Why?! Because I'm here and I'll make it happen! How?! Don't you worry about how!"

while actually being a brilliant political operative who can govern, whip support, and bust heads

ideally, this is what the left should put forth, they will not though, not on their own

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

The Brown Menace posted:

http://www.honestfact.com/

what the gently caress even is this

http://i.imgur.com/iZbIeof.png
:nms:

:wow:

e: actually i'll nms this just in case

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/843493547018010624

Ryan's face

"When you nut that she no longer has health care"



e; improved smugpyran.png

Solarin fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Mar 19, 2017

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Epic High Five posted:

but poo poo I'd settle for a William Jennings Bryan at this point

popular consciousness is way unfair to bryan

his flaws and his errors were major but his virtues were bold, progressive, and unwavering—and a lot of his errors were rooted at least partially in his steadfast adherence to his progressive principles

hes a complex, fascinating figure and i wish people remembered him for more than gettin righteously dunked on during scopes

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

paul ryan is gettin' in touch with his constituents by taking heroin

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Big Ol' ISIS

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

:hai:

a tough assertion but fair

it's not "let us get along with the blacks" it's "gently caress your god drat feelings, the blacks are here to stay and will get equal pay! And so will you! And your kids! And your women! Why?! Because I'm here and I'll make it happen! How?! Don't you worry about how!"

while actually being a brilliant political operative who can govern, whip support, and bust heads

ideally, this is what the left should put forth, they will not though, not on their own

*extremely centrist voice*

"But did you know that FDR's family had money and therefore wouldn't be able to pass a PURITY TEST?"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Tramp!

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

That llama is about to spit at you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




logikv9 posted:

Florida deserves misery

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

at least Paul Ryan won't be speaker after 2018 lol

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

a.lo posted:

Texas is bad, but Florida is the worst.

*gif of bugs bunny sawing off florida
*Florida hits texas in a 9/11 style

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 19, 2017

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Solarin posted:



e; improved smugpyran.png

this, but it's like

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

tim allen's last man standing is in it's sixth season

it's this decade's according to jim

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