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you didn't punch me that hard ur moms dick game doesnt hold a candle to sakura-chans anyway
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quote:I've decided to sell all my worldly possessions and go on a worldwide quest for adventure. Unfortunately my wife refuses to go along as she doesn't want to take our son (8) out of school. I would appreciate advice on how to convince her this is a good thing for us. quote:I accidentally said "Thanks Mom" to an older woman at work. I am a grown man and have been mocked relentlessly since then. I think I might have to find a new job, it's that bad.
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Mar 19, 2017 03:53
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Hey adventure goon: you're going to be eaten by bears. This is not optional. Do not force your wife and son to be eaten by bears as well. Edit: Also, you meant "pitfalls", you idiot. A pratfall is that thing you're going to take down a mountain and into the waiting jaws of a hungry bear. sephiRoth IRA fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Mar 19, 2017 |
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Mar 19, 2017 04:00
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areyoucontagious posted:Hey adventure goon: you're going to be eaten by bears. This is not optional. Do not force your wife and son to be eaten by bears as well. I'd say join the Navy Reserve but you are even too dumb for us.
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I have no idea what "open world gaming" is, but my gut tells me it's the 21st century equivalent of a dude ranch: you pay an inflated sum and get spoon-fed 'adventure'. Also military families do not 'do better'. Some military brats do OK, some do the perp walk on the 6pm news. I don't have any figures, but I'm willing to bet it's not pretty. Stay home and play Skyrim or Fallout. It's cheaper, your wife won't leave you. and your children wont get kidnapped and trafficked.
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Also, the Middle East is not a country.
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Gynovore posted:I have no idea what "open world gaming" is, but my gut tells me it's the 21st century equivalent of a dude ranch: you pay an inflated sum and get spoon-fed 'adventure'. I was assuming that he was just gonna pay some dude on Craigslist to drop him off in the middle of the wilderness on the pretext of a game like that but the final prize is just dying painfully
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Gynovore posted:
I joined up late in life, traveled the states and played Skyrim. Even had a family to go back home afterwards.
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areyoucontagious posted:Hey adventure goon: you're going to be eaten by bears. This is not optional. Do not force your wife and son to be eaten by bears as well. But if he gets eaten by bears someone will make a movie about him
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LingcodKilla posted:I joined up late in life, traveled the states and played Skyrim. Even had a family to go back home afterwards. One of the lucky ones... Too many of our young men died because of that awful developer 
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Mar 19, 2017 04:18
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quote:I've decided to sell all my worldly possessions and go on a worldwide quest for adventure... Sadly, I can't believe this one, because Dwight Schrute was a salesman, not an accountant.
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That guy sounds like those people who were going through a manic episode and post threads about their amazing plan to walk across america or whatever, only to fizzle out 25 miles into the trip and take a taxi home. This is the inevitable fate of the confessor (unless he gets eaten by bears), except if he does it he won't have a home to crawl back to. You are setting yourself up for failure by making your goal too big too fast. Maybe take the family camping a weekend or two a month, I bet your urges to "explore" will be satisfied just as much and you have the added bonus of not ruining your whole family's lives to do it.
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loquacius posted:I accidentally said "Thanks Mom" to an older woman at work. I am a grown man and have been mocked relentlessly since then. I think I might have to find a new job, it's that bad. If you get mocked relentlessly for a slip that literally everybody makes in one form or another at some point in their lives, you definitely do need to find a less childish place to work.
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Mar 19, 2017 14:21
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runupon cracker posted:If you get mocked relentlessly for a slip that literally everybody makes in one form or another at some point in their lives, you definitely do need to find a less childish place to work. Yeah, you shouldn't work with people who do do that.
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It almost reads like he intentionally made a strawman response to every one of his wife's complaint. quote:1) Our son needs a stable home. Incorrect - military families do fine and in fact many "military brats" have better childhoods than other kids. My wife can also home school our son and avoid many pratfalls of a public education. She didn't say other kids needed stable homes, she said yours did. Some kids do alright moving around a lot, other kids end up seriously messed up. It depends on the kid and I'm going to trust the mother's instinct. quote:2) We are putting our lives in danger. Incorrect - I have a gun and street smarts, and we will stay in many tourist friendly locations. We are also avoiding obviously dangerous countries like the Middle East and North Korea. You can't bring your gun with and your street smarts don't apply in every country. There are people who spend their whole lives conning and fleecing foreigners. You will not outsmart them every time. Danger is more than just geopolitics. You are going to be dealing with diseases, food bacteria, and poverty levels you are not used to. This is insane to subject a child to. quote:3) We are making a financial mistake. Incorrect - after selling the house and everything in it, plus the cars and adding our savings, we will have over 200,000 dollars. I plan to put that in the stock market and, after the adventure is over, retiring and setting our son up for college. This seems like an absurdly low amount of money to fall back on. Have you considered the cost of travel, housing, entry visas, medical insurance, daily spending money, and emergency savings to get three people back to your home? You're not going to be able to work legally and you're insane if you think you can just walk into a random country and start hunting their wildlife or build temporary housing. I don't even want to get into the logistics of trying to turn $200,000 into something meaningful in the time you're gone, being able to pay for a college tuition, buy a new home, and retire on it. quote:4) I am doing this for selfish reasons. Incorrect - I am inviting these 2 because they mean the world to me and I plan to share this experience with them. I could just as easily do it alone, actually it would be much easier alone because I'm not afraid of sleeping on the side of a mountain or eating an animal I hunt myself. But out of the kindness of my heart I am bringing my wife and son on this journey. This adventure isn't about your family or your child. It's about you and just inviting them along for the ride doesn't make it any less selfish. You're upending your whole life and the life of your wife and child because you are mentally ill.
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quote:I accidentally said "Thanks Mom" to an older woman at work. I am a grown man and have been mocked relentlessly since then. I think I might have to find a new job, it's that bad. Just keep calling her Mom until it becomes a nickname everyone uses.
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Mar 19, 2017 15:18
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lol nobody is picking up on the "my wife has it easy compared to me, all she has to do is look after the house and our kid and also be a grief counselor" thing
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Mar 19, 2017 20:54
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quote:my parents found the cum rations quote:I had an unexplainable event happen to me and have never told a soul about it until now. I've enjoyed this thread and feel like I'm due to confess my own story.
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Mar 19, 2017 21:22
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Ah yes, the cum rations
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Mar 19, 2017 21:24
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Why does no one that sees something unbelievable pull out their phone and take a drat picture?
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Mar 19, 2017 23:12
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"" posted:my parents found the cum rations Short, to the point, leaves me wanting to know more. an A+ confession
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Mar 19, 2017 23:15
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it died while they played pokemon go
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Mar 19, 2017 23:24
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The Management posted:Why does no one that sees something unbelievable pull out their phone and take a drat picture? Phones can't photograph hallucinations generated in the mind 
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Electronic devices emit powerful anti-magic fields. This is related to how iron items are good against like fairies and poo poo
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Mar 20, 2017 00:00
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Helscape goon, you were drunk and walked thru a gap between realities the moon was green but that man in it seem different?
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Mar 20, 2017 00:01
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hellscape was the plot to at least 2 episodes of Buffy, maybe more. Go back there and take pictures
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Mods, name change to Cum Rations please
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I've been thinking a lot about the heroin-relapse goon because I've had similar poo poo in my life and would like to take the time to tell the CC to stop posting this fake bullshit its offensive to people who have actual problems
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Mar 20, 2017 01:11
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The Management posted:Why does no one that sees something unbelievable pull out their phone and take a drat picture? In all honesty I've been in this position (was presumably nothing exciting and I was in a situation that primed me to expect to see something 'supernatural'). Your brain is way too busy going "what the gently caress is that? No loving way" to think about getting out your phone and loading up instagram until exactly 9 minutes after it's over - when you start punching yourself in the dick for not getting photos
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Yeah nah. You'll find at least a couple of who people pull their phones out and start filming in the middle of poo poo like terrorist attacks, where there is a significant "what the gently caress" factor, along with very real danger to their lives. It's pretty simple why people don't film stdh.txt, it's because it didn't happen.
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value-brand cereal posted:Phones can't photograph hallucinations generated in the mind Teens to mid 20's is where the vast majority of people suffering from Schizophrenia and other similar disorders involving hallucinations see the appearance of initial symptoms. Kim Jong ill posted:Yeah nah. You'll find at least a couple of who people pull their phones out and start filming in the middle of poo poo like terrorist attacks, where there is a significant "what the gently caress" factor, along with very real danger to their lives. It's pretty simple why people don't film stdh.txt, it's because it didn't happen. One of the things about disorders and conditions that include psychosis is that they are always accompanied by an almost unreal sense of "reality". Your brain becomes so certain that the thing you are experiencing is real that you often subconsciously avoid things that people would do in situations "normal" people perceive as being or feeling unreal because the thing you're witnessing feels and appears extremely extant to you. El Estrago Bonito fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Mar 20, 2017 |
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HAT FETISH posted:lol nobody is picking up on the "my wife has it easy compared to me, all she has to do is look after the house and our kid and also be a grief counselor" thing I figured if we are supposed to take these in good faith then going after that part of the confession is just saying, "This is obviously fake."
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Sjs00 posted:I've been thinking a lot about the heroin-relapse goon because I've had similar poo poo in my life and would like to take the time to tell the CC to stop posting this fake bullshit its offensive to people who have actual problems Which one, the last one, or the English teacher abroad one? Either way I completely agree. I know some people get bent out of shape when fake confessions are called out, but when that last dude got completely ignored in favor of a bunch of obviously fake confessions, I can't help but ask the OP and everyone else if that's really in the spirit of the thread. Anyway I usually steer clear of offering advice to addicts since I don't have very much clean time myself, but dude, you can't think that way. You're in your twenties and it sucks that you missed out on an opportunity but I promise that it isn't the last opportunity you're ever going to have. And you especially shouldn't look at an opportunity that way when that opportunity is joining the army, LMAO. You obviously need someone to talk to man so I'd start there, first of all.
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quote:I've been having (I guess) a mini exesintal crisis, about how loving lucky I am to even exist and how lucky I am to even write this dumb thing Thinking like this always feels kind of solipsistic to me. There are billions of people in the world and nothing special about you (sorry). If you weren't born, someone else would have been, and the world wouldn't really notice a difference. That sounds like I'm trying to do a slam on you or something, but I'm trying to help. Heroin addiction feshes are apparently kind of an unpopular thing rn, but the queue is the queue quote:In my small hometown (pop. ~13,000) I was one of the biggest heroin traffickers and for a little over a year a dealer, all while being addicted with a decently large habit for over 5 years now, I've been sober for a few months now and I hate myself for everything I've done, or had done to me, their was times where I thought I was gonna be killed (gun to my head will tend to make you think that way) to the majority of my friends now having died or have been killed, or to the just genuine guilt and responsibility I feel for contributing to the damage done to my town, it was so nice 10 years ago but it's a hell hole now because of heroin and scum like me, my family has no idea the extent to what I am or what I've done, and I was smart I got out and quit while I could, and I really noticed how thing where getting better and I started to have hope for myself.
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Your life as an addict didn't have any meaning. Waking up knowing you have to get high that day isn't a purpose it's a loving burden. You should attend NA or SMART whatever strikes your fancy so that you can be around people that serve as reminders of why you stopped. That's the point of these programs to give you a personal support network through which you can express all the awful feelings and desires you have as an addict and when you're expressing these feelings to other addicts in recovery you can do so without fear of judgement. You'll never be a happy heroin addict but if you stay clean there's a chance that one day you can be a happy man.
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I don't mind the heroin or drug addiction confessions. That's a real confession. I just don't have much to say about the use or dealing of drugs as that's outside my experience. Idiot drug addicts visa issues? Sure, I've run into that more than once, but I can't really give advice on getting clean or overcoming addiction.
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I'm gonna pour out a 40 at the crossroads for Derek Next time I'm there, I mean. It's like a 20 minute drive and it's a pain to drive to the grocery near my house because the parking is lovely, but I'm going to do it for you, addict goon My confession is that I love replying with stupid bullshit to this thread and I don't even care if no one else thinks it's funny. True happiness comes from within, addict goon. I hope this post can take Derek's place as your life's inspiration
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