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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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B33rChiller posted:

Here's a quick revolver reload anyone can do easy as pie: (ignore the bullshit politics and mythbuster's level experimentation in the video. Just watch the action starting at 11:18)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Upjn5DR0o&t=678s

Cops walking around with 6 revolvers strapped to themselves like a pirate would be pretty cool looking.

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Reynold
Feb 14, 2012

Suffer not the unclean to live.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Cops walking around with 6 revolvers strapped to themselves like a pirate would be pretty cool looking.

brb pricing out a shoulder rig for a brace of .44 magnums

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Solice Kirsk posted:

Cops walking around with 6 revolvers strapped to themselves like a pirate would be pretty cool looking.

Just need a couple Mary Poppins bags. Loaded revolvers slung on your right hip, bag for the empties on the left. No muss no fuss.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

B33rChiller posted:

Just need a couple Mary Poppins bags. Loaded revolvers slung on your right hip, bag for the empties on the left. No muss no fuss.

Perhaps a dueling second/manservant to follow them around constantly handing them new revolvers as they use up the one in they're holding

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I gotta say, this New York Reload could change the face of policing in the US forever. More jobs if we go the manservant route. Increase firearms sales by 6 times per officer. I can literally think of no downsides.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
We have the model already.
:colbert:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

I gotta say, this New York Reload could change the face of policing in the US forever. More jobs if we go the manservant route. Increase firearms sales by 6 times per officer. I can literally think of no downsides.

"Hmmm, I had 6 revolvers but can only found five. Maybe it fell into a sewer or something. I dunno, I'm sure it'll turn up."

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
"Turn in your badge, your gun, your gun, your gun, your gun, your gun, your gun, you are being busted down to desk." Just doesn't have the same ring either.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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True, but six chances to dramatically slam your gun down because you're a loose cannon gives you a good probability of getting one perfect slam.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

True, but six chances to dramatically slam your gun down because you're a loose cannon gives you a good probability of getting one perfect slam.

So what you're saying is that there should be more than six guns in various sizes so that you can have an optimal gun slam at any given time.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ToxicSlurpee posted:

So what you're saying is that there should be more than six guns in various sizes so that you can have an optimal gun slam at any given time.

Ha haa, a disgruntled loose cannon cop slamming his guns on his chief's desk to a tune like they're tubular bells

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gentlemen, I think we're changing the world for the better today.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six guns or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as these are .44 magnums, the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

We have the model already.
:colbert:



THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT :byodood:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
That movie sucks

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
No, actually it rules

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Nordick posted:

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT :byodood:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Not a picture. Also very high on the nerdy scale. Still, I think this is bad rear end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM

(long video but they put the money shot in the beginning)

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

BrianBoitano posted:

Not a picture. Also very high on the nerdy scale. Still, I think this is bad rear end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM

(long video but they put the money shot in the beginning)

That's awesome, thanks

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

BrianBoitano posted:

Not a picture. Also very high on the nerdy scale. Still, I think this is bad rear end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM

(long video but they put the money shot in the beginning)

It would be even cooler if they stepped this up and made it capable of playing a perfect game of cricket.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Wait for it...

http://i.imgur.com/ZNcqd7r.mp4

Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXceYzhCWcs

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



He's going to flip it upside down and it's going to be something's rear end.




Oh.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Hail Satan.

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006


Can't wait, is it Dickus Buttus?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

BrianBoitano posted:

Wait for it...

Wait for what, your ten minute animated GIF to finish?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Jedit posted:

Wait for what, your ten minute animated GIF to finish?

Yeah, it's loving rad.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Or just click the youtube link and skip to 3/4 the way done. Just neat not to have it spoiled for you.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

mds2 posted:

Hail Satan.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
It's not worth the wait.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Yes it is, that was loving cool.

Also

mds2 posted:

Hail Satan.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
Hail Santa.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

This was during the GOP meeting about their Obama are replacement.

https://twitter.com/mydaughtersarmy/status/845312584702136322

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

10 Beers posted:

This was during the GOP meeting about their Obama are replacement.

https://twitter.com/mydaughtersarmy/status/845312584702136322

:swoon:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
http://i.imgur.com/bHj6UwE.mp4

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
*titties jiggle furiously*

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Here's a bad rear end:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



SO, WHEN YOU FILLED OUT YOUR INSURANCE FORMS, YOU WEREN’T THINKING ABOUT MY TAN, MUSCULAR ARMS OR MY rear end IN THE COMBAT-FIRING STANCE?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:




SO, WHEN YOU FILLED OUT YOUR INSURANCE FORMS, YOU WEREN’T THINKING ABOUT MY TAN, MUSCULAR ARMS OR MY rear end IN THE COMBAT-FIRING STANCE?

Reminds me of:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

your friend a dog posted:

*titties jiggle furiously*

Turn on your monitor?

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