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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

turn off the TV posted:

He's a representative from Alabama.


XMNN posted:

it doesn't he's a retarded person getting conned by an obvious con man

Haha no I get it, I just meant does his explanation make sense even through the lens of retard from Alabama, or is it pure applesauce

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I hope the president continues to fight on Twitter about TV and rap

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843813078076719107

Lol, I'm just asking questions here, it's not like there's a source I could go to to definitively find the answer to this and many other questions

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Professor Shark posted:

I hope the president continues to fight on Twitter about TV and rap

does POTUS DJT (lmao) have a favorite sports team? might get some good lols from that too

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Haha no I get it, I just meant does his explanation make sense even through the lens of retard from Alabama, or is it pure applesauce

he's likely a moron and a pussy meaning he folded at the power handshake and then gave in with smooth talk of "you're a great politician, like me, you know i'll fix it later".

the only courage he could summon was to actually express his constituency's views for a short ocnversation lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843813078076719107

Lol, I'm just asking questions here, it's not like there's a source I could go to to definitively find the answer to this and many other questions

He was doing the same thing a few weeks ago. He may actually be too retarded to realize that he could just ask them.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
it seems like he is going to find out everything he needs to know from the fbi / cia through public testimony on television after he's made random accussations and they're forced to come out and explain things. who needs to phone them or ask for a meeting

Maybe they should just talk to him through TVs and when he yells at the screen they can reply to him. bonus points if he's using a samsung with built in microphone, no need to bring in any equipment

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

thathonkey posted:

it's adorable that he thinks there is one leaker

His logic can be a bit hard to follow, but it seems like most of the leaks he's talking about consist of him tweeting crazy poo poo and then the news saying "Hey look at his crazy rear end tweet". So maybe there is just one.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
white house aides have been sent to all the cabinets to spy on them and making sure they're pro trump lol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...omepage%2Fstory

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


You are operating on a flawed premise here

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jose posted:

white house aides have been sent to all the cabinets to spy on them and making sure they're pro trump lol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...omepage%2Fstory

The sad thing is that I read it as aides are spying on actual cabinets, not people.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Great, now he's referring to himself in the third person.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Jose posted:

white house aides have been sent to all the cabinets to spy on them and making sure they're pro trump lol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...omepage%2Fstory

Holy poo poo LOL

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/843805589230813185

I guess that's what he means with "taking care of" everyone

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Blue Train posted:

You are operating on a flawed premise here

What's hosed up is that I actually was going to put that in quotes but decided not to because of the casual way Trump throws out arbitrary quotation marks around poo poo. Our president is so goddamn terrible that at least some people (I'm assuming I can't be the only one) are quietly censoring their own goddamn punctuation for fear of guilt by association with the man. And that man, is president Donald Motherfucking Trump.

lol.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Jose posted:

white house aides have been sent to all the cabinets to spy on them and making sure they're pro trump lol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...omepage%2Fstory

Lol

Why don't we call them political officers! We could put one in every military unit too. It's almost like that's been done before by someone...

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Cacafuego posted:

political officers!

Oh! I vote for "Tone Police".

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Trumps favorite activity is finding leakers. He googles "piss in mouth pee drink force man drink" and the like, all day and night

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Goa Tse-tung posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/843805589230813185

I guess that's what he means with "taking care of" everyone

Oh yeah, that's it... One more group we can throw in jail for cheap labor. :jackbud:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Haha Trump is Prez and takes weekends off on the taxpayer's dime

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Frankenstyle posted:

Oh! I vote for "Tone Police".

and this is the Tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUdK87LWHeg

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cacafuego posted:

Lol

Why don't we call them political officers! We could put one in every military unit too. It's almost like that's been done before by someone...

commisars

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This explains those trump tweets then

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/843833109837758464

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I want to know who at NPR thought that an RT contributor would be good for their intelligence committee panel.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Goa Tse-tung posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/843805589230813185

I guess that's what he means with "taking care of" everyone

Is there health care in jail?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
would have been nice if he announced that poo poo before the election

lol thanks homey comey

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
why do all these people look the same

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

XMNN posted:

why do all these people look the same

Ever read transmetropolitan? They grow them all in meat vats.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Doom Mathematic posted:

Is there health care in jail?

Yes, but good luck if you think it's worth a drat. Search "deliberate indifference eighth amendment"

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Is it true that DNC infested by brain slugs and won't let FBI do cranial scans to confirm?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Goa Tse-tung posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/843805589230813185

I guess that's what he means with "taking care of" everyone

THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO GIVE PEOPLE HEALTHCARE EXCEPT JAIL!!

well actually if we taxed....

NO OTHER WAY. JAIL!!!

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
I like how the Republican party isn't even trying to hide their disgusting nature anymore.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Viruswithshoes posted:

Cross posting a republican lol:

lol

Alan Smithee posted:

Renegade cop: "It doesn't get results"

*shoots grandma*

lol

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Healthcare jails

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

XMNN posted:

why do all these people look the same

i thought it was melissa mccarthy playing sean spicer

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Scary! posted:

Ever read transmetropolitan? They grow them all in meat vats.

The crazy transient cult leader has the same name as Trumps dad (Fred Christ)

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Goa Tse-tung posted:

does POTUS DJT (lmao) have a favorite sports team? might get some good lols from that too

If it counts, he actually owned a new york football team in a league that was attempting to slowly compete with the NFL. it was going ok but he destroyed the entire league by trying to be litigious against the nfl. Trump / the league (USFL), who he persuaded to do this, were awarded 1 dollar. the league collapsed and lost 163 million total. lol

great deal, just a great deal. tremendous businessman

he would also make the cheerleaders dress incredibly scantily and go around to local bars to drum up support, but without protection, so they would get groped by drunk guys

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Mar 20, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Drunk & Ugly posted:

he would also make the cheerleaders dress incredibly scantily and go around to local bars to drum up support, but without protection, so they would get groped by drunk guys

Grab em by the pussy, a man who lives by his word

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

haha

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Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dial-a-Dog posted:

The crazy transient cult leader has the same name as Trumps dad (Fred Christ)

Holy crap, I forgot about that. I'm pretty sure The Beast is Trump.

Edit: and Hillary is the smiler. It's true, satire really is dead

Scary! fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Mar 20, 2017

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