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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


My Gerry of Riverlands is dedicated to being a great dad and has no time for sexual endeavours.

but also this

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Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Mar 20, 2017

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You may think that this game is good but Team Triss? Get the gently caress out.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Fojar38 posted:

this but for all video games

I'm sorry your preorder is bad

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Hace posted:

That stuff is terrible but also on the periphery of everything else that sucks. There's no good writing period.

Looks like your "Templar solution" wasn't the "holocaust" you were hoping for! :smug:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Hace posted:

I'm sorry your preorder is bad

I'm sorry you won't be able to join me in Andromeda, friend. I hope to see you there someday.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Fojar38 posted:

I'm sorry you won't be able to join me in Andromeda, friend. I hope to see you there someday.

We all will be in only another 4 billion years.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
is the score any good? cos i loved the previous games' music. is there at least something to salvage from the Greatest Disaster To Befall Masskind?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Much like ME1, TW3 is funny when you turn down every sex scene.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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The score is weak

I like the game, but the score just isn't very memorable

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I'm watching the GB QL and boy all the not-combat is looking not-great. :/

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is anyone streaming it.

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
yeah the witcher games are v. good when u turn down all the side sex, except Kiera Metz

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Plavski posted:

is the score any good?

nah getting 75 on Metacritic in 2017 is abysmal

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Zzulu posted:

The score is weak

I like the game, but the score just isn't very memorable

bollocks

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Does Geralt gently caress?

cams
Mar 28, 2003


was up til 4 am playing last night, enjoying the hell out of this game. stopped at level 9, just got the sixth party member. currently using a build of charge, annihilation, and backlash. backlash is a ton of fun, use it to get back to cover after a misguided charge or just to straight up kill dudes.

resources are very scarce when starting out, but i like what i see of the crafting system. the way augments work is a little weird, will have to play more to understand how they are implemented.

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD

Hace posted:

Does Geralt gently caress?

gearlt is just as dickless as ryder tbh

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Josuke Higashikata posted:

nah getting 75 on Metacritic in 2017 is abysmal

I think he meant music
unless you knew that and :thejoke:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

loving watching this game on twitch and it looks good :ohdear:

M. Night Skymall
Mar 22, 2012

cams posted:

this guy gets it. euthanize all gamers.

was up til 4 am playing last night, enjoying the hell out of this game. stopped at level 9, just got the sixth party member. currently using a build of charge, annihilation, and backlash. backlash is a ton of fun, use it to get back to cover after a misguided charge or just to straight up kill dudes.

resources are very scarce when starting out, but i like what i see of the crafting system. the way augments work is a little weird, will have to play more to understand how they are implemented.

Get the phone app and obsessively send out strike teams, gives you tons of resources and cool weapons. I got a reegar carbine out of a silver item box already.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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euphronius posted:

loving watching this game on twitch and it looks good :ohdear:

yeah same

but then i also watched the giant bomb first look that everyone said made the game look like rear end and it made me preorder so maybe im just an easily amused moron

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
My dudes every time I read a review, I'm like "christ this looks like completely sanitized garbage" but then I think of that one gif where Ryder uses biotics to pick up some soldier, throws him up in their air, and then charges him and then ground pounds him.

that looks satisfying as hell

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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euphronius posted:

loving watching this game on twitch and it looks good :ohdear:

Hivemind alert! Everyone quickly influence this man until he conforms :siren:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Serf posted:

Much like ME1, TW3 is funny when you turn down every sex scene.

I like turning down Yen and crash landing back at the funeral party.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


M. Night Skymall posted:

Get the phone app and obsessively send out strike teams, gives you tons of resources and cool weapons. I got a reegar carbine out of a silver item box already.

is the app available already? i tried downloading it from google play and it said it was unavailable

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD

Zzulu posted:

Hivemind alert! Everyone quickly influence this man until he conforms :siren:

biowares facial animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30&t=66s

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Nazzadan posted:

I think he meant music
unless you knew that and :thejoke:

:hai:

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



buglord posted:

My dudes every time I read a review, I'm like "christ this looks like completely sanitized garbage" but then I think of that one gif where Ryder uses biotics to pick up some soldier, throws him up in their air, and then charges him and then ground pounds him.

that looks satisfying as hell

You are right it is a very cool gif where Ryder kills someone in the air then uselessly groundpounds a corpse.

To be fair, if the enemy had more health it would actually be an effective move I guess.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Just want to point out Nier 1 was terrible.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



TEENAGE WITCH posted:

gearlt is just as dickless as ryder tbh

when is a game going to have the balls

and the shaft?

M. Night Skymall
Mar 22, 2012

cams posted:

is the app available already? i tried downloading it from google play and it said it was unavailable

I just looked for an APK from a mirror and it more or less works. I can send out strike teams anyway and was able to claim the rewards in the trial. It crashes very frequently and the parts where you're supposed to be able to change your multiplayer loadouts straight up don't work, but otherwise functional.

ETA: This is on Android, not sure the apple version is available at all.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


buglord posted:

My dudes every time I read a review, I'm like "christ this looks like completely sanitized garbage" but then I think of that one gif where Ryder uses biotics to pick up some soldier, throws him up in their air, and then charges him and then ground pounds him.

that looks satisfying as hell

There's a game called Vanquish where doing extremely rad poo poo while zooming about isn't just possible, it's the only way to play. Consider playing Vanquish if you have 360 or PS3 still.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Vintersorg posted:

Just want to point out Nier 1 was terrible.

Insanely rude

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
All Niers... are bad

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Zzulu posted:

All Niers... are bad

Perhaps....
*takes glasses off*
You are wrong?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i loving love mass effect

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Fojar38 posted:

when the game launches are we keeping this thread or making a new one

I've already said if there's going to be a launch thread, it's not going to be me.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


M. Night Skymall posted:

I just looked for an APK from a mirror and it more or less works. I can send out strike teams anyway and was able to claim the rewards in the trial. It crashes very frequently and the parts where you're supposed to be able to change your multiplayer loadouts straight up don't work, but otherwise functional.

ETA: This is on Android, not sure the apple version is available at all.
eh, i'll wait til i can just download it from the google store. i've been doing strike teams in game, but i will keep at it. i like the strike team system, vastly superior to war table missions.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


All this talk about Witcher 3 is making me want to play that again instead of this garbage :coffeepal:

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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u deceivers, u evildoers, u monsters :catstare:

the VPN trick did work, there were no issues :catstare:

I'm playing the game as we speak :catstare:

:catstare::catstare::catstare:

Gonna bang myself a Turian :stare:

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