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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gringostar posted:

sir this is a metalica song

Enter Pissman

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

zegermans posted:

boy howdy he sure is mr. tight lipped integrity of the office now!

youd think he wouldnt go public like this without lots of evidence.

Like at the end of the election with huma's emails

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/843905904395325440

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

dondnl trump is a gently caress

410757864530 DEAD EIGHT YEAR OLDS

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

STAC Goat posted:

He lied about how long Manafort was part of the Trump campaign (to distance them from him going down for Russia ties), claimed Trump golfs more Americanly than Obama, and threatened some reporter to get in line or he'll start treating him like Jonathan.

Then he ran away when someone asked about him pissing off the Brits.

superb spicy

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dragonshirt posted:

Just click the star beside the thread you want to bookmark, then go to user control
Panel up at the top

huh, I've actually never noticed that star before.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

410757864530 DEAD EIGHT YEAR OLDS

me well im the :weed: osprey

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:perfect:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/tresdessert/status/843904238543671299

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/843907958199255040

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/843906412086546432

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




This is all Hillary's fault. How could she possibly express herself to the voters while wearing only 15 pieces of flair

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

zeal posted:

what was spicy secretary like today
he told a woman to sit down and be quiet, demonstrated he doesn't know that "no comment" and "no evidence" are 2 different things, asked someone if they were hiring

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Back on the topic of Titties Effect, am I the only person to mentally hear Miranda shout "Perfect!" whenever someone uses the smilie :perfect:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


that vid of the guy doing that to his own eye :whitewater:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

finally some real news

instead of some fake news

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Nonsense posted:

I wish when humans oppressed other humans it released neurotoxin into your bloodstream that simulates the feeling of being on fire, rather than feeling like "THIS OWNS"

"THIS OWNS" feeling is temporary feeling of security +/ safety, assuages death anxiety, only the Singularity will end human oppression

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Yukonuhvich

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

A Handed Missus posted:

really reallly really looking forward to the Trump rally later

he's absolutely gonna say some spectacularly stupid poo poo. there's no way he's not unhinged after today.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
attn: trolling kurt (and possibly his large kung fu sons) is a hate crime now

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

i mean does anyone doubt the trump campaing was coordinating with moscow

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

attn: trolling kurt (and possibly his large kung fu sons) is a hate crime now



lol owned

good

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Office Pig posted:

Yukonuhvich

No bitch, no bitch Yakurnobitch

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/754789389683818500

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/843908195793932293

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Joementum posted:

attn: trolling kurt (and possibly his large kung fu sons) is a hate crime now



lmao

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Joementum posted:

attn: trolling kurt (and possibly his large kung fu sons) is a hate crime now



Turns out having a username of "Jew Goldstein" and trying to injure a Jewish reporter because he's Jewish is, in fact, a hate crime!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

quote:

Mr. Nunes did seek to bring Hillary Clinton’s campaign into the discussion about Russian election meddling.

“If this committee comes to you with information about the Clinton campaign, will you add that to your investigation?” Mr. Nunes asked Mr. Comey.


lol nunes

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

euphronius posted:

i mean does anyone doubt the trump campaing was coordinating with moscow

there have been a few threads about exactly that yeah

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Kurt getting hate crime charges slapped on a 4chan troll might be the best part of his whole existence.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
I just remembered how Trump wants to cut Coast Guard funding to help pay for his Wall

Meanwhile more drugs are are smuggled in by speedboat than are hiked in through the wilderness

lmao!

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Gringostar posted:

if you could punch only one, would you pick gowdy or chaffetz?

could you line them up so they're back-to-back then punch gowdy hard enough to give chaffetz a concussion?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Kurt getting hate crime charges slapped on a 4chan troll might be the best part of his whole existence.

That's rather useful, but it seems odd it was never possible to do this before? This is a definite achievement, and they're properly shook.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.


Trump should wrestle @dril. Vince McMahnon, make it happen.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Big Fat Iguana posted:

I just remembered how Trump wants to cut Coast Guard funding to help pay for his Wall

Meanwhile more drugs are are smuggled in by speedboat than are hiked in through the wilderness

lmao!

Their calves are like cantaloupes!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

euphronius posted:

i mean does anyone doubt the trump campaing was coordinating with moscow

the president cant even coordinate the big and little halves of his tie

i choose to believe the russians worked very hard to infiltrate the 11th dimensional chess meetings they imagined existed and just recoiled in horror at a man who is routinely outsmarted by fast food actually winning the primary

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

could you line them up so they're back-to-back then punch gowdy hard enough to give chaffetz a concussion?


euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

OMG was trump live tweeting Comey's testimony?

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

hasn't manafort allegedly killed people?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/843905314714013697

Just goofin' around.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 369 days!

euphronius posted:

OMG was trump live tweeting Comey's testimony?
nah I think they locked him in the bathroom until they had good news to stop his fussiness (his most goblinesque son is having a baby on 9/11)

VVV e: nevermind, i forgot this dude has two active twitter accounts VVV

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

OMG was trump live tweeting Comey's testimony?

the @Potus account posted clips and outright lied about what was featured therein

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