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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Hate to break up pus chat but,

Ex-MMA fighter guilty of 29 felonies in kidnap, beating case

The former mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine was found guilty Monday of kidnapping, beating and sexually assaulting his porn actress ex-girlfriend over several months in 2014, and of beating her male friend when he found them together in her bedroom.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/e26589bcd3d844d6b7c3f4f589ee60cc/jury-resumes-deliberations-fighter-porn-star-case

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

throw to first drat IT posted:




Do not click this link. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

I thought you were making a joke about anime.

You were not.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Lime Tonics posted:

Hate to break up pus chat but,

Ex-MMA fighter guilty of 29 felonies in kidnap, beating case

The former mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine was found guilty Monday of kidnapping, beating and sexually assaulting his porn actress ex-girlfriend over several months in 2014, and of beating her male friend when he found them together in her bedroom.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/e26589bcd3d844d6b7c3f4f589ee60cc/jury-resumes-deliberations-fighter-porn-star-case

This is Mr. War Machine for those unfamiliar with the case



he blamed his actions on roid rage :lol:, enjoy prison rear end in a top hat

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This is Mr. War Machine for those unfamiliar with the case



he blamed his actions on roid rage :lol:, enjoy prison rear end in a top hat

Thing is, he will enjoy prison. Lots of time to work out, lots of manly men to fight. It'll be a fun time.

And no lying cheating bitch females to ruin his life. (Coz you know the bits he doesn't blame on roid rage, he blames on her. In a "look what you made me do" kind of way.)

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




hmm, craving for some crispy pork crackling now

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Pretty nasty seepage.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

BrigadierSensible posted:

Thing is, he will enjoy prison. Lots of time to work out, lots of manly men to fight. It'll be a fun time.

And no lying cheating bitch females to ruin his life. (Coz you know the bits he doesn't blame on roid rage, he blames on her. In a "look what you made me do" kind of way.)

This is just dumb

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EmmyOk posted:

This is just dumb

Sounds about right. War Machine is insane and said a lot of hosed up stuff.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
OK, I gotta know what that's from. I need to watch it to make sure that it's just a sponge bath and not fluid pouring out of a very fat man. I....I just can't let that be real.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

Sounds about right. War Machine is insane and said a lot of hosed up stuff.

Agreed, he also already tried to commit suicide in jail before the trial. It's really dumb to think of jail as a good time with your bros no matter what kind of psychopath is convicted.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I had polenta for dinner and I'm pretty glad I ate it before seeing that

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

LingcodKilla posted:

Pretty nasty seepage.

Seep and ye shall find

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EmmyOk posted:

Agreed, he also already tried to commit suicide in jail before the trial. It's really dumb to think of jail as a good time with your bros no matter what kind of psychopath is convicted.

Gotta make the best of the bad deal I suppose.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Lime Tonics posted:

Hate to break up pus chat but,

Ex-MMA fighter guilty of 29 felonies in kidnap, beating case

The former mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine was found guilty Monday of kidnapping, beating and sexually assaulting his porn actress ex-girlfriend over several months in 2014, and of beating her male friend when he found them together in her bedroom.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/e26589bcd3d844d6b7c3f4f589ee60cc/jury-resumes-deliberations-fighter-porn-star-case

At first I was "Don Cheadle, no!" Then I remember was that dick that changed his name to War Machine.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This is Mr. War Machine for those unfamiliar with the case



he blamed his actions on roid rage :lol:, enjoy prison rear end in a top hat

I need that shirt.


Here's my least favorite thing ever. I would rather watch ten zit-popping videos than listen to this waddling, talking embodiment of First World Problems. You've probably seen it before, but I was trying to describe the extent of my impotent rage in another thread and this was the best descriptor I could think of in my DayQuil-addled state:

Woman has huge meltdown over Bath and Body Works Candles and one unfortunate store employee who seemingly did nothing wrong.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

monkeytennis posted:

For once glad I'm on iPad and those webm things don't play.

The iPad VLC app plays webm. I usually use it to watch funny OSHA clips. I have never regretted installing it.

Until now.

I am now terrified by the fact there is no way to thoroughly scrub my memory, electronic or otherwise.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

ashnjack posted:

The iPad VLC app plays webm. I usually use it to watch funny OSHA clips. I have never regretted installing it.

Until now.

I am now terrified by the fact there is no way to thoroughly scrub my memory, electronic or otherwise.

They found a way to clean that dude so maybe your memory can get the same treatment. Bits of it oozing out everywhere until it is finally clean / you die.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Grondoth posted:

I thought you were making a joke about anime.

You were not.


Same here. Hmmm, blind link directly under a stupid anime gif? Nah, I'll pass.


After reading the last two pages, it seems it was worse than anime :stonk:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Gorilla Salad posted:

Same here. Hmmm, blind link directly under a stupid anime gif? Nah, I'll pass.


After reading the last two pages, it seems it was worse than anime :stonk:

You haven't looked yet? Just what kind of goon are you?

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Gorilla Salad posted:

After reading the last two pages, it seems it was worse than anime :stonk:

Don't be loving hyperbolic, nothing is worse than anime

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





links like that make me feel alive :getin:

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Solice Kirsk posted:

OK, I gotta know what that's from. I need to watch it to make sure that it's just a sponge bath and not fluid pouring out of a very fat man. I....I just can't let that be real.

It looks like My 600-lb Life but I don't know what episode.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

RatHat posted:

It looks like My 600-lb Life but I don't know what episode.

God, I love that show. I can't tell whether my favorites are the people who have good insight or the people who have no insight. Like, it's encouraging when someone says, "I was molested as a kid and I eat to bury my feelings, but now I need to stop doing that" but it's hilarious when someone is all "I can do this my way, gently caress Dr. Nowzardan, I'm going to have sausage biscuits and Dr. Pepper if I want."

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Picnic Princess posted:

Pretty sure it's a dry towel mopping up fluid seepage. I wanted to think it was soapy water, I really really did.

That towel was white before they started.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

I can't tell if this is real or like a satire? She has a lot of videos about boycotting different stores, but if it's satire, it's not very good. Why does this video have a million views? I feel like I'm missing something.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
New previously unpublished James Joyce manuscript looking good:



drat. Won't let me upload the second part

Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Mar 21, 2017

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

The Sexual Shiite posted:

New previously unpublished James Joyce manuscript looking good:



Jeez some people reacted badly to the new Ocean's 8 trailer

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I need that shirt.


Here's my least favorite thing ever. I would rather watch ten zit-popping videos than listen to this waddling, talking embodiment of First World Problems. You've probably seen it before, but I was trying to describe the extent of my impotent rage in another thread and this was the best descriptor I could think of in my DayQuil-addled state:

Woman has huge meltdown over Bath and Body Works Candles and one unfortunate store employee who seemingly did nothing wrong.

That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. CANDLES 😤

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

The Sexual Shiite posted:

New previously unpublished James Joyce manuscript looking good:



drat. Won't let me upload the second part

"I have a life time of Love stored in me" :stonklol:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Hedrigall posted:

Don't be loving hyperbolic, nothing is worse than anime

that's weird since anime is good

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Gross Dude posted:

I can't tell if this is real or like a satire? She has a lot of videos about boycotting different stores, but if it's satire, it's not very good. Why does this video have a million views? I feel like I'm missing something.

It's real. She's just an angry rural lady who failed to capitalize on one of her videos going viral.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Saddest Rhino posted:

that's weird since anime is good

A nice form of entertainment.












For a clown to watch.




At a pedo convention.







Idiot.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Gross Dude posted:

I can't tell if this is real or like a satire? She has a lot of videos about boycotting different stores, but if it's satire, it's not very good. Why does this video have a million views? I feel like I'm missing something.

I believe she uploaded it and, after people called her out for being the worst of everything, she was like HAHAAH GUYS IT WAS TOTALLY A JOKE.

That tactic didn't work when Tommy Wiseau tried it; I respect his integrity a lot more than this pumpkinheaded candleslapper.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

zoux posted:

I clicked on the link Ray.

lol

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hedrigall posted:

Seep and ye shall find

Knock, and the sore shall be opened

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Mizuti posted:

"I have a life time of Love stored in me" :stonklol:

He says while...

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Here's my least favorite thing ever. I would rather watch ten zit-popping videos than listen to this waddling, talking embodiment of First World Problems. You've probably seen it before, but I was trying to describe the extent of my impotent rage in another thread and this was the best descriptor I could think of in my DayQuil-addled state:

Woman has huge meltdown over Bath and Body Works Candles and one unfortunate store employee who seemingly did nothing wrong.

If these candles were so important, why doesn't she just buy them online?

As if anybody at Bath & Body Works will give a poo poo when she complains, if she ever did go through with it. What an entitled poo poo.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I feel so bad when I call into a store going "Hey do you have this cause I don't want to drive 30 minutes just to not get anything" but could you loving imagine being like "Well it's 5 til 2 better stand by the phone waiting for the crazy candle lady to make her daily call."

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

A nice form of entertainment.












For a clown to watch.




At a pedo convention.







Idiot.

Heh, nice.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ularg posted:

I feel so bad when I call into a store going "Hey do you have this cause I don't want to drive 30 minutes just to not get anything" but could you loving imagine being like "Well it's 5 til 2 better stand by the phone waiting for the crazy candle lady to make her daily call."

Don't ever feel bad about doing this! I've worked retail before and, really, nobody minds. It might take a few minutes on a busy Saturday, but for the most part, it's not any more of an inconvenience than any other aspect of working in a store. (To be honest, I'd rather help someone find something over the phone so they're not standing there expectantly looking at me search while I get sweatier and sweatier.)

bean_shadow posted:

If these candles were so important, why doesn't she just buy them online?

As if anybody at Bath & Body Works will give a poo poo when she complains, if she ever did go through with it. What an entitled poo poo.

The thing I don't understand is why she had these other candles, like, multiple candles of the same scent that she just wanted to exchange later. Did she buy them knowing that she could exchange them later and defeat a price change? Did she buy multiples on sale so she could return them for a price adjustment later? Also, who the gently caress has ever cared about cheap, lovely, mall-chain-store candles THIS MUCH? Like I understand collecting things and I understand being a basic bitch, but surely there are other things to focus on.

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