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crime weed
Nov 9, 2009
lol @ the symmetrical DONALD TRUMP displays

id like to imagine that, by year 10 or so of the presidency, whenever trump goes anywhere monitors will just flip to an image of himself as he walks by

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

Mcconnell at that rally:




The only acceptable human-turtle hybrids are, imo, both teenage and ninja, and I'm not sure McConnell clears either of those bars

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

We lolled without restraint and soon reached Peak Lol. We lolled like kings, but our children paid the price. Our reckless actions left the future generations without lols, an existence void of laffs.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

But we'll be dead by the time our children are without lols.

And I'm gonna be buried with my lols so lol.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
uhhhhmmmmm huh?

Kellyanne Conway Tries To Distance Donald Trump From Surrogates Tied To Russia

Conway says Trump didn’t know or work with two of his former presidential campaign advisers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...4b0be71dcf7cbbf

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

kikkelivelho posted:

We lolled without restraint and soon reached Peak Lol. We lolled like kings, but our children paid the price. Our reckless actions left the future generations without lols, an existence void of laffs.

https://twitter.com/BresPolitico/status/844184182012203008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/844174162235133952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/844185142298140672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

trump went after colin kapernick last night, said he'd send a mean tweet to any team who picks him up and brags about it

i can only just bear to watch him speak, but it is interesting to watch how easily it is for him to get the crowd riled up; he feeds off of it & they really probably need this since their kids have stopped calling them

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
One more lol,

Lawmaker says ex-Trump aide Paul Manafort laundered payments from ‘corrupt Ukrainian leader’

The new documents may revive questions about the ties between former Trump aide Paul Manafort and the party of the former president of Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych, who has been hiding in Russia since being overthrown in 2014.

A Ukrainian lawmaker on Tuesday released new financial documents allegedly showing that a former campaign manager to U.S. President Donald Trump laundered payments from the party of a disgraced ex-leader of Ukraine using offshore accounts in Belize and Kyrgyzstan.

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/03/21/ex-trump-aide-laundered-payments-from-ukraine-party-with-moscow-ties-documents.html

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cthulu Carl posted:

But we'll be dead by the time our children are without lols.

And I'm gonna be buried with my lols so lol.

I'm hiding my lols under my mattress for the eventual lolcession when trump finally leaves office in 4-8 years

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/844180725494661120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

gently caress you, got my lols.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Scary! posted:

I'm hiding my lols under my mattress for the eventual lolcession when trump finally leaves office in 4-8 years

Friendo you better be converting those the gLOLd first. Those fiat lols are only gonna be good for burning for heat or wiping your rear end when the Hard Times hit.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

I blame Trump for normalizing politicians who are just selfish and greedy instead of being catastrophically incompetent children

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its going to pass lol

https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/844186088562479104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/844187233259311105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/844188185362141184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/844189783853293568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Trey Gowdy sounds like a parody of a mentally retarded + inbred southerner from a 1950s tv show

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Kumo posted:

trump went after colin kapernick last night, said he'd send a mean tweet to any team who picks him up and brags about it

i can only just bear to watch him speak, but it is interesting to watch how easily it is for him to get the crowd riled up; he feeds off of it & they really probably need this since their kids have stopped calling them

lol Trump acts like his tweets are ICBMs despite the fact that there is like 1 news organization and a few weird websites that take him seriously

i'm trying to work a joke about how trumps crowds are getting harder and harder to see partly because they wear so much Realtree camo but I'm not really having any good riffs come to mind. It's there in spirit though so just pretend i posted a zinger here in this sentence ok?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

sugar free jazz posted:

Trey Gowdy sounds like a parody of a mentally retarded + inbred southerner from a 1950s tv show

He sounds like someone has a firm grip on his ballsack and he's struggling to get words out.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/gzornick/status/844005726590849024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Looks like Mitt really is part of la raza, a toda madre

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Mitt Romney's company bankrupted KB Toys, that motherfucker can burn in hell

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Ain't no party like a Mormon party, cuz a Mormon party is boring

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Cthulu Carl posted:

Friendo you better be converting those the gLOLd first. Those fiat lols are only gonna be good for burning for heat or wiping your rear end when the Hard Times hit.

Back to the lolled standard imo

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

mormon robots prefer horizontally integrated assembly lines

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I want Trump to read some mean tweets then get his sad dumpy face. Of course he'll never do that

Paused
Oct 24, 2010
You want him to read?!

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

"some of its products". Jesus does Romney outsource reproduction too?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

"We need to put the needs of people first," Kentucky coal organization leader says on topic of repealing environmental regulations.

Boomer.txt

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

turn off the TV posted:

"We need to put the needs of people first," Kentucky coal organization leader says on topic of repealing environmental regulations.

Boomer.txt

i saw somewhere that repealing all regulations will only save about 150 jobs per year lol

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Jesus never said nothing about no math in my bible that I've never read

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Those jobs are never coming back because they've been automated, along with 90% of the other blue collar/manufacturing jobs

Not a lot of lols, but this article does a good job of explaining why Trump's promises are utter bullshit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/03/14/the-frustrating-truth-behind-trumps-promises-to-coal-country/

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
It's legitimately impressive how quickly Trump has managed to completely strip the executive office of any prestige it had. I'm curious to see how long it takes before everyone just starts ignoring him while he angry tweets and sends out executive orders that almost immediately get blocked by the courts

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Good to see that Trump's wife is finally moving into the White House with him.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

a bone to pick posted:

Mcconnell at that rally:




Dont lie, this is Barron Trump

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Jose posted:

i saw somewhere that repealing all regulations will only save about 150 jobs per year lol

Yeah I lol'd bigly when he said that coal mining in Kentucky, a state of 4 million people, has dropped from something like 16,000 people to 6.

They voted to gently caress themselves and the entire country over for 10,000 jobs. 450,000 people in Kentucky are going to lose their healthcare for 10,000 jobs.

And those jobs are not coming back anyways because the coal market has collapsed, even if the price drops down nearly all recent power plants are running on natural gas now.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Like, holy lol at the Kaepernick thing. What is wrong with you, you're the president of the United States grow up

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Dial-a-Dog posted:

Like, holy lol at the Kaepernick thing. What is wrong with you, you're the president of the United States grow up

wait that was real? lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






NFL owners aren't afraid of Trump but they are stone cold morons. Player A knocks his wife unconscious in an elevator? Quick, hold a press conference where she's forced to "apologize for her role in the incident." Player B (who's still pretty good) holds a harmless, silent protest? BLACKBALL HIM!!!!!!

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Tumble posted:

lol Trump acts like his tweets are ICBMs despite the fact that there is like 1 news organization and a few weird websites that take him seriously

i'm trying to work a joke about how trumps crowds are getting harder and harder to see partly because they wear so much Realtree camo but I'm not really having any good riffs come to mind. It's there in spirit though so just pretend i posted a zinger here in this sentence ok?

lol

workshopping lols:

'trumps supporters are slowly fading into the background'

'trump voters are threadbare as they retreat to their compounds and sex bunkers'

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Jose posted:

wait that was real? lol

Everything lolled at is real in Trumps America

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/20/politics/donald-trump-colin-kaepernick/

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

why is the prime minister of canada dating trumps daughter?

Justin Trudeau took Ivanka Trump to a Broadway play about (ahem) being kind to strangers
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...d-to-strangers/

quote:

It's not Trump and Trudeau's first time together. The pair first met right around Valentine's Day, during the Canadian leader's first trip to the White House. The two sat on a panel about women in the workforce. By all accounts, things went really well.

Rutibex fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Mar 21, 2017

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