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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Fullhouse posted:

remember when Ted Cruz referred to a basketball goal as a "basketball ring"

remember when ted cruz opened his van, all freshly muraled up with the princess bride japanese limited release vhs, and several hundred cans of soup fell out and it was the greatest stress on his marriage since scientists discovered he could breed

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Vertical Lime posted:

hello friends

trumpcare is passing

I am for one shocked :geno:

We're on track, thanks Ryan for joining our cause of killing all the olds in power.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



god I wish the garland bit could have followed with "If you try to avoid politics, why did you accept this nomination?"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

zegermans posted:

FYI when Thomas retires next year and Trump nominated Pryor, Dems are going to say "now we can filibuster" and will get instantly nuked.

I don't think they will filibuster at all. There seems to be no timeline where the filibuster vanishes, because it would entirely re-write the game going forward and no way the Republicans keep the Senate.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

Nothing's going to top this Al Franken confirmation hearing moment though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJmWioKddQ

Who's that guy again behind Rick Perry on the left? I remember that same unhinged, feral look from his guttural hoots and grunts at the RNC

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Squizzle posted:

also, the marines in starship troopers are an elite technically proficient fighting force

and are given body armor

by body armor you mean a goddamn '50s (no really, it was published in 1959) retrofuture-but-not nuclear-armed mech suit

the conceptual coolness of that is the only worthy thing in that drat book, and the absurd satire is the only worthy thing in that drat movie

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


kaleedity posted:

god I wish the garland bit could have followed with "If you try to avoid politics, why did you accept this nomination?"

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/844283118458732545

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

zegermans posted:

FYI when Thomas retires next year and Trump nominated Pryor, Dems are going to say "now we can filibuster" and will get instantly nuked.

Let's just try and get through this year first. Then we'll talk.

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Shageletic posted:

I wish I get could famous seattle musician Jimmy Hendricks here, because this bill needs to be turned around!

I wish I get could famous seattle musician Kurt Cobain here, because this bill needs to be shot in the drat head!

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

mormonpartyboat posted:

remember when ted cruz opened his van, all freshly muraled up with the princess bride japanese limited release vhs, and several hundred cans of soup fell out and it was the greatest stress on his marriage since scientists discovered he could breed

I remember

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



and i must meme posted:

i don't get why conservatives think liberals are naive and idealistic

plenty of liberals (especially establishment 'hillbot' types) are incredibly cynical

liberal means "bad" though

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Shab posted:

Who's that guy again behind Rick Perry on the left? I remember that same unhinged, feral look from his guttural hoots and grunts at the RNC

Marcus "Lone Survivor" Luttrell, who's basically an adopted son of the Perrys at this point.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

assuming we get even to 2025

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

i would not look forward to all the really affronted dudes complaining about that one time he and Sarah Silverman told people to knock it off at the DNC

Ah poo poo. Well I guess if he said something bad about Bernie one time it's probably worth pushing him out.

(For real though he's consistently a highlight of these hearings)

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Ron wyden has already said he's going to filibuster garland's nomination though

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



you sound like my naive liberal daughters, they call themselves "awoke" and tell the boys to check out their privilege, and i say listen young lady, if you think you're leaving this house dressed like that, flaunting your privilege in front of all god's creation,

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lol he tries to power move Al on feelings towards animals but can't power move Franken on feelings towards actual human beings :sad:

*uses personal views with daughters on mutton busting*

"Gay marriage"

Well, I don't use personal views on that :o:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Gorsuch is like some smug college republican lol

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

quote:

In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you
In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
In the year 7510
If God's a coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down, and start again
In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing
Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew, now man's reign is through
But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight
So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday
In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

I am for one shocked :geno:

We're on track, thanks Ryan for joining our cause of killing all the olds in power.

i used to live in peter king's district

https://twitter.com/CHueyBurns/status/844201893861777408

gently caress him

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/TrayneshaCole/status/844265496698609664

:krad:

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Jabronie posted:

I wish I get could famous seattle musician Kurt Cobain here, because this bill needs to be shot in the drat head!

I MAY not be MACKLEMORE

But THIS bill looks like it CAME from a THRIFT SHOP

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Shab posted:

Who's that guy again behind Rick Perry on the left? I remember that same unhinged, feral look from his guttural hoots and grunts at the RNC

I think he's one of the mercenaries who wrote that Michael Bay Benghazi book that conservatives think is non-fiction.

edit: I apparently have my crazy conservative vet celebrities confused.

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Mar 21, 2017

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Joementum posted:

Nothing's going to top this Al Franken confirmation hearing moment though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJmWioKddQ

I want Franken to be president so bad.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
It's a pretty good thing Cruz has negative charisma

if he made it this far as-is imagine how dangerous he would be if he wasn't some kind of space lizard wearing a droopy rubber mask

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/doomquasar/status/844283146325704704

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
page 2525 if man is still alive

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tainen posted:

I want Franken to be president so bad.

:hai:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Um

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


eonwe posted:

cruz has never had a genuine friend in his life lmao

His own children cry and shy away from him when he holds them

Four year olds know what's up

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/Moo57556470/status/844226327267831808

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/844247587653914625

The stock market appears to be snapping out of it's Trump Fever Dream.

turns out the cure to hillary derangement is worse than the disease

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


that really is a huge rear end you guys

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



cool stadium for ants

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

tacodaemon posted:

you sound like my naive liberal daughters, they call themselves "awoke" and tell the boys to check out their privilege, and i say listen young lady, if you think you're leaving this house dressed like that, flaunting your privilege in front of all god's creation,

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/daudig/status/844264565210726400

Working as intended.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
am i to understand that Gorsuch made his woke daughter competitively ride sheep as a child

what the gently caress is wrong with red america

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/mattufford/status/844280656096124930

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
[camera close on gorusch's face and upper body]

gorusch furiously masturbates, evidenced by the arm on the side of the frame

(out of frame) a knock on the door

[camera showing computer screen]

a mouse pointer darts up, closing the scene in pan's labyrinth when the pale man ate the faeries

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