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The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007

Haifisch posted:

1999 Spider-Man


Not going to heaven and the internet is to blame? Is the next plotline going to be about Peter Parker's porn addiction?

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Peter Q. Parker? What's the Q stand for? Quincy? Quentin? Quartermain?


Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones



In other news:



:3::respek::toot:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The 'Q' stands for "Stan Lee doesn't give a poo poo". His middle name is Benjamin.


Stan Lee famously used alliterative names because they were easier for him to remember - but even then he managed to accidentally call the Hulk "Bob Banner" in one comic resulting in Marvel saying that his name was actually Robert Bruce Banner he just preferred going by his middle name.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set gets a stupid answer.


Working Daze has spring fever.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix stays the course.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Ghostlight posted:

The 'Q' stands for "Stan Lee doesn't give a poo poo". His middle name is Benjamin.


Stan Lee famously used alliterative names because they were easier for him to remember - but even then he managed to accidentally call the Hulk "Bob Banner" in one comic resulting in Marvel saying that his name was actually Robert Bruce Banner he just preferred going by his middle name.
Huh. I'd always heard that the reason for the 'Robert' addition was because of the TV show, as they felt that 'Bruce' was a name too evocative of homosexuality.

Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The tv show was David Banner.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Please never post Mike du Jour. Mike Lester is human garbage who beats his wife, takes selfies at Chik-Fil-A to piss off "them liberals" and once stood outside a burger king with a sign reading "Cops Lunches Matter" after hearing that place had employees who wouldn't serve police.

As for the strip itself, the art is near incomprehensible but not in a fun way, it makes one "joke" at the beginning of the week and then repeats it for six days straight, and it goes straight into political cartoons territory with a week-long story recently about "hahah look at these lonely basement-dwellers who don't like Trump."


Please no Mike du Jour, it is not a worthwhile contribution to the thread.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Yes, but what skull thickness would he need for immunity to bricks?

Flash Gordon


:tinfoil: 1999 Spider-Man :tinfoil:







Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Strontium posted:

Viivi & Wagner


Dont doxx meeeee

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café


Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


Understanding Chaos

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

Vargo posted:

Please no Mike du Jour, it is not a worthwhile contribution to the thread.

Slammy posted:

What? No. No one said that. No one said that!

Yeah but

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

SomeMathGuy posted:

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids


The man on the left has accepted his inevitable and gruesome death.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Have some standards. If Indolent Bastard wants MdJ so badly he can go back to posting it himself.

So the Evans think 300 bucks on dinner for five is as posh as it gets. A lot of things are falling into place.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

goatface posted:

Rugrats is definitely a comic that seems suitable for text-swapping.

Judge Parker works pretty well for showing Tommy as the dead-eyed psychopath he really is.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





I have discovered to my great irritation that Preview in Mac works much better for these translations than Paint in Microsoft does, and having spent way too much time yesterday figuring out how to use this thing, I'm reluctant in general to go back to my previous makeshift office that uses normal computers even though I have to jog two miles to get to this one. You win this round hipsters.

Mother From Another Country



A note from Park Seong-hoon claims that the comic was suspended for personal reasons, this final one from season one posting on March 19th, 2013. Season two started on April 2nd 2014. I'm going to briefly replace Mother From Another Country with something else to better symbolize that. Also because I don't want to get too out of synch with the dates, since Park Seong-hoon does a lot of seasonal humor.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Jan. 26, 1995)



Garfield Classic (Jan. 26, 1985)



What on Earth :catdrugs: (August 13, 1999)

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


RODENT WIRETAPPING Ballard Street.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


Drove that wine glass through his skull, drat.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!


Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dustin




I hope tomorrow Dad makes a joke about not letting Dustin back into the house because of his smell

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Crustless bread is a sin against nature.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Finally we hear about the dinner again - so the family rocked up uninvited and ended up making this kid pay $300 for their loving meals?

At this point, I rooting for him to burn their stupid theatre down and bankrupt them and make them lose their house.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah, that's pretty hosed up. Evans', why are you expecting us to hate him for that?

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Dustin




I hope tomorrow Dad makes a joke about not letting Dustin back into the house because of his smell

This actually isn't true :eng101:
To quote Snopes

quote:

...However, Mother birds will not reject their babies because they smell human scent on them, nor will they refuse to set on eggs that have been handled by a person. Many birds have a limited sense of smell and cannot detect human scent, or if they can detect it, do not react to it. (If you handle bird eggs while the mother is away from the nest, mama bird may notice upon her return that the eggs were disturbed during her absence, and some species of bird will take...
Possibly this widespread caution against handling young birds springs from a desire to protect them from the many well-intentioned souls who, upon discovering fledglings on the ground, immediately think to cart them away to be cared for. Rather than attempting to impress upon these folks the real reason for leaving well enough alone (that a normal part of most fledglings’ lives is a few days on the ground before they fully master their flying skills), a bit of lore such as this one works to keep many people away...
The first step in aiding young birds is determining whether the little ones are nestlings or fledglings. Nestlings are featherless or fuzzy and belong in a nest. Fledglings have feathers and are old enough to leave the nest and be on the ground or in a shrub. Replace nestlings
into the nest they have fallen from, but leave fledglings where you find them.

tl;dr for that link is that birds have a very limited sense of smell, so no rejection there!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg


Mandrake

That's not an excuse to torment your guests!


Kennel fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Mar 21, 2017

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


(Go gently caress yourself Gilchrist)

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
Is mandrake mormon propaganda ?

e : also that poo dog is gonna die of chocolate poisoning Gilchrist you hack

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Moomin Goes Wild West

This story was written by Lars and drawn by Tove and was first published in the Evening News starting May 1, 1957. It was the first Tove/Lars creative collaboration (though Lars had been responsible for the Swedish to English translations from the beginning).



Oh, Pappa! :allears:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

skipThings posted:

Is mandrake mormon propaganda ?

e : also that poo dog is gonna die of chocolate poisoning Gilchrist you hack
How can you tell that those were chocolate cookies?

Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Zits



Reply All is today's Cathy

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Selachian posted:

Pros and Cons



Why does some of Meehan's writing look like a font sometimes?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

computer angel posted:

Why does some of Meehan's writing look like a font sometimes?

A very steady hand and great eye-hand coordination.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Haifisch posted:



(Go gently caress yourself Gilchrist)

Still prematurely reeling for the upcoming Chuck Berry tribute he'll puke out.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

Selachian posted:


Edge of Questions



The hell's that last panel doing there?

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Baldo is going to get all after-school special up in here.


Wizard of Id


Big Nate

points for using real movies.

random Wallace the Brave


Curtis

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ghostlight posted:

The tv show was David Banner.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Nenonen posted:

A very steady hand and great eye-hand coordination.

Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZAFRWk6sk

ZeeToo posted:

The hell's that last panel doing there?



:golfclap:

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Yay more Moomin! :neckbeard:

Vargo posted:

random Wallace the Brave


Wallace's Dad is the Best Dad.

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