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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







He better have something/someone to trade up.

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Trumps sons remind me of goofus and gallant, but they are both goofus. I knew they reminded me of something.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
One of trump's sons looks like bevis and butthead took the teleporter from the fly at the same time

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
it was so surreal yesterday watching the director of the FBI of the world's foremost superpower testify about the president's "tweets" you could just see the embarrassment in his face every time he had to discuss them

lol the office of the president is a complete joke

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

thathonkey posted:

lol the office of the president is a complete joke

it is, lol

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





thathonkey posted:

it was so surreal yesterday watching the director of the FBI of the world's foremost superpower testify about the president's "tweets" you could just see the embarrassment in his face every time he had to discuss them

lol the office of the president is a complete joke

The committee was actually reading tweets to them lol

e: also please close Twitter

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Flipped past Fox News earlier and the chyron was "WH: TIME TO MOVE ON FROM RUSSIA" lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

cult member at airport posted:

FBI Reportedly Looking At Breitbart, InfoWars As Part Of Russia Probe

God I hope we get to see Alex Jones testify under oath, that would produce some wicked lols.

Take a shot every time he says goblins

Yer dead lol

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Alan Smithee posted:

Take a shot every time he says goblins

Yer dead lol

hey just in case anyone is unaware of this extremely important alex jones video here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Lime Tonics posted:

Trumps sons remind me of goofus and gallant, but they are both goofus. I knew they reminded me of something.

goofus owns though

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010
Ya cant help but lol when so many news outlets said they had anonymous intelligence sources that trump had ties to russia, then a couple weeks later they all say trump is crazy for making up lies that hes being wiretapped. Lol what kinda crazy people think theyre being spied on thru their microwave??.
Mega lol when new york times actually got caught removing the word "wiretap" from one of their old headlines on their website.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Major German TV news program openly called Trump a liar today, while reporting on the Comey hearing. We are only a couple of months away till the gloves come off and "confused", "deranged" and "donkey brained" start flying around.

"lol", as we say here in Germany

What's the hold up? Months? Yeah maybe he'll do great good in the next eight weeks lol then you'd sure feel bad for being mean.

Everyone called him a liar before he was running. No important TV news will openly call the President something funny like "bungler", "obvious dementia case", embarrassing, or donkey brained because they're too milquetoast and too concerned with respectability. I maintain this belief because if it does happen it'll be better. Please feel free to post examples when they prove me wrong.

Is this true - "Stümper" in German means "a pitiful, inffectual person"? Don't call him "confused" alright use that one once or twice

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

kickascii posted:

Ya cant help but lol when so many news outlets said they had anonymous intelligence sources that trump had ties to russia, then a couple weeks later they all say trump is crazy for making up lies that hes being wiretapped. Lol what kinda crazy people think theyre being spied on thru their microwave??.
Mega lol when new york times actually got caught removing the word "wiretap" from one of their old headlines on their website.

Trump is specifically saying Obama had him wiretapped so as to sabotage him though.

Obv in general everyone is being watched at all times (hello NSA robots) - the insanity is going on Twitter and insisting a specific thing happened when it didn't and it is a serious allegation and your own administration can't even keep the story straight and is waffling back and forth between "yeah that's our position" and "we'll let the tweet speak for itself" and "no that's not what we're saying" like a bunch of clown show fools.

If the POTUS can just make allegations based on nothing whatsoever about private citizens (even if they are Obama, so what?) with 0 follow through or anything well uh.... LOL

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Mar 22, 2017

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
remember that time trump was like "Obama founded ISIS"

and then pundits were like "Oh, he means that Obama's actions in the middle east allowed ISIS to form"

and then trump was like "No, literally, Obama started ISIS and runs it"




anyways, trumps president now

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Viruswithshoes posted:

Oh my god the lols would be incredible. I'm not much of a praying man but I can't help feel like this whole presidency is a gift from above

Imagine Alex Jones making one of his intense globalist speeches on CSPAN

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
trump doesn't know what the gently caress he's doing beyond attempting to shift blame and it's very funny to watch people try to convince themselves (and others) that this spectacle is anything other than Trump slowly learning that politics requires actual big-boy negotiation skills, and that all his little baby tantrums won't change it.

can you imagine being so stubborn that you'd think any of his actions are like, well planned out? furthermore can you imagine actually trying to believe that his actions are that of an accomplished businessman?

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
i mean seriously guys i want you all to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine respecting Trump.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tumble posted:

i mean seriously guys i want you all to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine respecting Trump.

couldnt do it, started laughing as soon as i closed my eyes

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Tumble posted:

Trump slowly learning

Lol. Trump doesn't learn. At any speed whatsoever. I don't think he's actually realized that he's much too dumb for this job, that would require some amount of actual intelligence

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Arrhythmia posted:

remember that time trump was like "Obama founded ISIS"

and then pundits were like "Oh, he means that Obama's actions in the middle east allowed ISIS to form"

and then trump was like "No, literally, Obama started ISIS and runs it"




anyways, trumps president now

Lol yeah that ruled

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Tumble posted:

i mean seriously guys i want you all to close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine respecting Trump.

Hahahaha IMPOSSIBLE. Even as a thought experiment. What surprises me is so many republicans appearing as if they do. If I were them I'd start cutting ties in my own interest, but many seem to actually believe he's a good president instead of... whatever he actually is

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Also v excited for the next time easy d manages to read from a teleprompter without pissing himself and the press falls all over themselves to call him presidential again

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Arrhythmia posted:

remember that time trump was like "Obama founded ISIS"

and then pundits were like "Oh, he means that Obama's actions in the middle east allowed ISIS to form"

and then trump was like "No, literally, Obama started ISIS and runs it"




anyways, trumps president now

I had a friend's friend spew this into my Facebook feed a couple weeks ago and when I openly lol'd at him, he started bombarding the thread with Wiki leaks posts about it until I had to eventually block him.

People actually believe Obama worked behind the curtains to fund a lunatic terrorist group lmao

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
I just got to the chapter in the Making Of where trump is basically in bed with the son of a russian mafia dude and no loving wonder he was tapped, (if so), lol

the dude.. Slater, got turned to the cia which is even funnier, but trump will jump on any dick that will bring in cash

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Mar 22, 2017

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Tumble posted:

trump doesn't know what the gently caress he's doing beyond attempting to shift blame and it's very funny to watch people try to convince themselves (and others) that this spectacle is anything other than Trump slowly learning that politics requires actual big-boy negotiation skills, and that all his little baby tantrums won't change it.

can you imagine being so stubborn that you'd think any of his actions are like, well planned out? furthermore can you imagine actually trying to believe that his actions are that of an accomplished businessman?

Dude, he has a loving tower on Manhattan with his name on it.
In big, easy to read letters.
He's 70, and dementia or not he's never gonna change, never gonna learn: he's perfect you see.
It doesn't matter what life throws at him, be it acne rosacea, a balding head or trouble with ties he's overcome all these challenges, by himself, like a man and nobody is the wiser.
That's just the kind of guy he is.
See?
Did I mention his tower on Manhattan??


Donald Duckface

Play posted:

What surprises me is so many republicans appearing as if they do. If I were them I'd start cutting ties in my own interest, but many seem to actually believe he's a good president instead of... whatever he actually is
They do what people do when their country is occupied by a foreign power: some openly resist (single digit percentage), some actively collaborate (again single digits) while the rest waits and sees.
If things seem to be moving towards impeachment or other destitution you can bet your rear end they will start moving in on him.
I bet that at this point they'd be glad to see Pence as POTUS.

Mr Havafap fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 22, 2017

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Mr Havafap posted:


Donald Fuckface

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

etalian posted:

Imagine Alex Jones making one of his intense globalist speeches on CSPAN

Better than when the gamergate ladies testified to the United Nations lol

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I'm getting the impression that trump is only able to play one dimensional chess

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
if my cnn stream is correct theyre grilling Gorsuch on a ruling about a highschool kid arrested for a making fake burps in class
LOL

edit: he dissented which is a good thing from what I can read about it? But still it's hilarious

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 22, 2017

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Drunk & Ugly posted:

if my cnn stream is correct theyre grilling Gorsuch on getiting a highschool kid arrested for a making fake burps in class
LOL

Truly the keystone issues facing our great nation today. #MAGA!

LOL

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

TotalLossBrain posted:

Truly the keystone issues facing our great nation today. #MAGA!

LOL

I was actually wrong, i think, and i'm kind of surprised he's not coming off as a horrible dick aside from being a kiss rear end. i respectfully apologize to the lol thread

edit x2: that said he's going to be there for life and one of the cases they're using to determine about him was about a kid burping so i'm still lolin'

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Drunk & Ugly posted:

I was actually wrong, i think, and i'm kind of surprised he's not coming off as a horrible dick aside from being a kiss rear end

wait, so a kid burped in a class, got arrested, and he favored in the polices' favor? Or did he rule against the police?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Scary! posted:

wait, so a kid burped in a class, got arrested, and he favored in the polices' favor? Or did he rule against the police?

i'm a poor who cannot afford washington post, you tell me:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.ae2b4aa42d23

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
If a seventh grader starts trading fake burps for laughs in gym class, what’s a teacher to do? Order extra laps? Detention? A trip to the principal’s office? Maybe. But then again, maybe that’s too old school. Maybe today you call a police officer. And maybe today the officer decides that, instead of just escorting the now compliant thirteen year old to the principal’s office, an arrest would be a better idea. So out come the handcuffs and off goes the child to juvenile detention. My colleagues suggest the law permits exactly this option and they offer ninety-four pages explaining why they think that’s so. Respectfully, I remain unpersuaded.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

quote:

The majority upheld the school's decision to call the cops and have the teenager arrested for making fake burping noises while in gym class. Gorsuch, however, was not persuaded that the law permitted the state to intervene in such a trivial disciplinary matter.

The case was A.M. v. Holmes. According to The Washington Post's summary of the case, a seventh grader "generated several fake burps, which made the other students laugh and hampered class proceedings." The gym teacher called the school resource officer, who then arrested the teen. The teen's mother sued the officer and school officials on grounds that her son had been unlawfully arrested. The court sided with the school, but Gorsuch dissented:

he then quoted Dickens about how law is an rear end. so, in so far as the burping case goes, dude's alright. then he was wishy washy on euthanasia so i'm a little bit confused as to why he's been picked.

he was told to go home but not drink vodka. welp, that's the capitol

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

quote:

My colleagues likewise dismiss the authority from other states interpreting similar statutes similarly. Maj. Op. at 49-50. But again it’s hard to see why. After all, these cases draw the same distinction suggested by Silva — between childish pranks and more seriously disruptive behaviors — and hold that only the latter are prohibited by statutes like the one before us today. And they draw that distinction, too, because disciplining children who temporarily distract classmates and interrupt lessons “is simply part of [traditional] school activity” and part of its “lawful mission … or function[].” In re Jason W., 837 A.2d at 174; see also In re Brown, 562 S.E.2d at 585-86. Given that, I would have thought these cases would have only reinforced the lesson Silva already taught reasonable officers in New Mexico. See Wilson v. Layne, 526 U.S. 603, 617 (1999) (noting law may be clearly established if there is “a consensus of cases of persuasive authority such that a reasonable officer could not have believed that his actions were lawful”).

So, he ruled in favor of the kid- good.

Mah school to prison pipeline

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i suppose my question is, despite his ruling which was honorable, does he not have any other cases they could bring up other than a high school kid not-burping

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
A kid shot a spitball, call the marines!

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Drunk & Ugly posted:

i suppose my question is, despite his ruling which was honorable, does he not have any other cases they could bring up other than a high school kid not-burping

I think they have more days worth of questioning, so we'll hopefully see in due time.

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Post lols plz

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