Ratjaculation posted:

"Titanic look"

"She is Rip"

gentle pete posted:

JiveHonky posted:

what is the deal with wanting facuk with the navel is it the plumpy hole to paradise?????

Sunswipe posted:

"Her navel was the gate of milk pipe..." Is Indian biology different to most people's?

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JiveHonky posted:

what is the deal with wanting facuk with the navel is it the plumpy hole to paradise?????

PyroDwarf posted:

It's the gate of milk pipe

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Friginator posted:

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RFC2324 posted:

They wrote the Kama Sutra as a guide for newlywed couples, since it was assumed that neither had met each other before, or had any idea how to do anything related to sex.

So I'm gonna go with yes.

Gargamel Gibson posted:

That one guy was seriously bragging about cumming in his pants during maths class. Cool.

Tom Gorman posted:

i really can't recall a thread better than this in the last...five years

or more. i don't even know.

Radio Paranoia posted:

I'm so glad threads where goons point and laugh at some hosed up portion of the internet are back. Lowtax truly made something awful again!

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LUCKNOW, India — In a glass-sided call center, police constables clicketyclack on computer keyboards, on the trail of a particularly Indian sort of criminal.

The “phone Romeo,” as he is known here, calls numbers at random until he hears a woman’s voice, in the hope of striking up a romantic attachment. Among them are overeager suitors (“Can I recharge your mobile?”), tremulous supplicants (“I am talking to you, madam, but my body is shaking”) and the occasional heavy breather (“I want to do the illegal things with you”).

Intentionally dialing wrong numbers is a labor-intensive way to find a girlfriend. But it is increasingly common in a range of countries — Morocco, Papua New Guinea, Bangladesh and India are examples — where traditional gender segregation has collided head-on with a wave of cheap new technology.

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Recently, a complaint came from Geetika Chakravarty, 24, a makeup artist who grew up traveling the world with her father, a diplomat. After she returned to India from Canada last year, she posted her phone number in the contact section of a salon’s Facebook page and received so many calls from unknown men that she blocked 200 separate numbers.

“I do not know what their mind-set is,” she said. “Sometimes they call and say, ‘I love you.’ Sometimes they call and say, ‘I want to talk to Sonia,’ and I would say, ‘I am not Sonia,’ and they would say, ‘O.K., can I talk to you?’”

But the most persistent among them was from a man who would call three or four times a day, urging her to meet him somewhere. When she blocked his number, he would call from another. She began to worry that he would track her down in person.

“He sounded like a creepy Indian guy to me,” Ms. Chakravarty said.

When the police traced the number, the person they found at the end of it was Premsagar Tiwari, whose given name in Hindi translates as “Sea of Love.” Mr. Tiwari, 24, turned out to be a high-strung, pencil-necked man who grew up in two small rooms in the corner of the down-at-heel government school where his father worked as a night watchman.

Outside his window, young women came and went in their crisp school uniforms. But the night watchman’s son could not approach them.

“The way he was built,” said Satyavir Sachan, the constable assigned to the case, “it didn’t seem he could talk to girls.”Poring through Mr. Tiwari’s call records, Mr. Sachan found that he was using eight SIM cards, some registered under false names, to contact more than 500 women. The activity occupied, by police estimates, two to three hours a day.

Summoned to the police station, Mr. Tiwari confessed readily and with clasped hands he beseeched the police not to imprison him. His phone calls, he explained in an interview, should better be understood as part of his search for a soul mate.

“One person is enough to fulfill you,” Mr. Tiwari said. “I have nobody. The person you love will be somewhere, there, standing last in line. You have to reach them somehow. And when you find that someone, you stop looking.”

Fruits of the sea posted:

Papua New Guinea,

unpacked robinhood posted:

Isn't there something super hosed about this country, but also hilarious ? There's the cum eating tribe but that isn't it

e: mm yeah lol some cultures cannot be saved. Maybe hilarious wasn't the word