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My phone seems to have kept it somewhere though the only way to save it was apparently a screen capture.
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Thank goodness for that or I would have been looking around for the source of the title for a while.
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# ? Mar 19, 2017 22:09 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 02:55 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 03:02 |
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please stop posting that ghoulish cat eye monster
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 03:13 |
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Zelder posted:please stop posting that ghoulish cat eye monster Turn your monitor back on.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:11 |
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Woah, people with different sexual orientations live TOGETHER? This needs to be a TV show! With bonus repeating the punchline but in italics laugh track
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:40 |
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His name is Alumnus. This is what his parents named him.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 15:17 |
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trickybiscuits posted:His name is Alumnus. This is what his parents named him. That's a lot of pressure to put on a child.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 15:39 |
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Danaru posted:
A bisexual with an asexual fiancée makes me wonder how that will work out. Open marriage? Porn and self-satisfaction? Lots of crying?
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Aleph Null posted:A bisexual with an asexual fiancée makes me wonder how that will work out. Open marriage? Porn and self-satisfaction? Lots of crying? I think asexual has lost its meaning somewhere. I once ended up browsing a forum that was named something like asexual.(domain) and people did nothing but talk about sex. Catberry has a new favorite as of 19:10 on Mar 20, 2017 |
# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:07 |
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Considering the comment about dragons I'm pretty certain it'll end with a call to CPS.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:08 |
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Garrand posted:Considering the comment about dragons I'm pretty certain it'll end with a call to CPS. Or Animal Control.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:11 |
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"generally just really excited about dragons" is my okcupid tagline, im getting married to parthanax this spring!!
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:"generally just really excited about dragons" is my okcupid tagline, im getting married to parthanax this spring!! Oh man you are going to be so pissed off when you check out DeviantArt and find out what people are drawing your fiance doing.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:19 |
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quote:The bird's tale
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:47 |
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Why...why would anyone applaud getting pooped on by a bird ?!?!
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:45 |
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No, you see, this person handled the inherently undignified situation of being poo poo on by a bird with
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Fathis Munk posted:Why...why would anyone applaud getting pooped on by a bird ?!?! Why were people vomiting from seeing a bird indoors?
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:21 |
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A few things: 1) Why did this person conveniently have a change of shirt? 2) Why did this person still serve the customer ice cream? 3) Why does this person think the other customers were applauding him/her rather than the clearly awesome dude who walked in with a bird on his shoulder and let it poop on an employee and STILL got ice cream? And most importantly: 4) Why are enough people thinking to themselves, "Hmm, it's loving cold as poo poo outside, ice cream sounds good" that there was a line outside in the dead of winter? Oh, and why, even if this did happen (it didn't), does the writer think it's interesting enough to write more than a sentence or two about it? God, there are too many "writers" out there who think they are good at creative writing simply because one or two people said so.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:30 |
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I have two cute birbs and I can confirm that whenever they poop on me (many, many, many times a day) a small crowd materialises in my presence and applauds before rapidly winking out of existence
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:38 |
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life is killing me posted:A few things: You're not even worried about the cockatoo (sounds like a sulphur crested cockatoo) that is native to Australia and New Guinea, both places that see 2/5ths of gently caress all snow, would deal with walking around in weather that needs people to dress up in full fledged snowsuits to get around in.
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:38 |
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Why would you retell such a boring story, if true and, more importantly Why would you create such a boring story, if false
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:14 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Why would you retell such a boring story, if true I just really want attention from boring people on the internet okay
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:21 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I just really want attention from boring people on the internet okay I am here
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:24 |
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life is killing me posted:A few things: The answer to 4) is Boston. Bostonians will go out in the snow to get ice cream. Bostonians will walk for miles in the snow to get ice cream. The ice cream shop in question is almost certainly meant to be the Emack and Bolio's on Newbury Street, which did have a bit of an unsanitary air. Maybe some dude tried to bring a bird in once, too.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 05:33 |
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I would offer as evidence the gelato place in Queen St Brisbane that is always busy even in the winter, but then I remembered that our winters are like everywhere else's summer so
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AlbieQuirky posted:The answer to 4) is Boston. Bostonians will go out in the snow to get ice cream. Bostonians will walk for miles in the snow to get ice cream. The ice cream shop in question is almost certainly meant to be the Emack and Bolio's on Newbury Street, which did have a bit of an unsanitary air. Maybe some dude tried to bring a bird in once, too. Also iced coffee in the dead of winter. We are a strange folk here in New England.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 09:36 |
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Not that this SDH, but I can also confirm that as a child visiting St Petersburg in Russia I witnessed a street vendor selling ice cream from a cart in the street. He had it all pre-scooped in to tubs and sitting out ready. This was during the coldest part of the year, not sure about the day in question but the temperature was around the -20C mark most of the time while I was there. People do some strange poo poo.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 09:52 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Also iced coffee in the dead of winter. We are a strange folk here in New England. Another lovely avatar/post combo.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 09:58 |
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ugh
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 19:52 |
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When I went to school all they said was "Stop playing with your phone" and any action except putting down the phone would be you getting ejected from the classroom. No snarky remarks or witty banter.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 20:22 |
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Heh no sir :smuggology: ?
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:27 |
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I don't get it. What's the point of telling this story if it's true (which it isn't)? It just makes you look like a giant jackass. Making it up makes even less sense.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:31 |
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It's like in the hit BBC show Sherlock, where the main character is an unlikeable twat, but because he's very clever everyone loves him. That show is popular with teenagers on the internet.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:52 |
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Lol if this guy thinks only 25 people hate him
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 22:21 |
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Disproportionate Orphan posted:I don't get it. What's the point of telling this story if it's true (which it isn't)? It just makes you look like a giant jackass. It starts to make a lot more sense when you remember that the kind of person who would write this thinks it's endearing and that people will think they are intelligent and witty, instead of failing out of college because they spend time on social media instead of listening in class. What actually happened was the writer of this one figured out the answer after class and decided they'd spin it to make themselves seem like the next Good Will Hunting
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 04:58 |
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Paladinus posted:It's like in the hit BBC show Sherlock, where the main character is an unlikeable twat, but because he's very clever everyone loves him. That show is popular with teenagers on the internet. I blame anti-hero shows like Sherlock and House for increasing the number of insufferable twats on the Internet, that's for sure. There are so many anti-hero shows and so many people not understanding that those are not role models.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 09:48 |
This is my "just according to keikaku" smirk.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 12:21 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:47 |
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*"keikaku" means plan.
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