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First you overfeed geckos til they're too fat to stick to walls, then extrapolate from there!
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Mar 21, 2017 10:33
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Obviously they don't know poo poo about the Van der Waals force interactions that actually let things stick to walls and are instead assuming Spider-Man stuck via some kind of adhesive. DARPA's Z Man project showed that a mere 16 square inches of contact would support 660 pounds with their prototype tech. The proportional sticking ability of a spider would probably work a lot better, but even with just that Spider-man requires only about four square inches to support his own weight, or the surface of his feet and hands (although he'd have to use his palms, not his fingertips).
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Mar 21, 2017 15:36
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Maybe they're using Movie-Spider-Man with the little hairs?
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loving horrifying
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Kwyndig posted:Obviously they don't know poo poo about the Van der Waals force interactions that actually let things stick to walls and are instead assuming Spider-Man stuck via some kind of adhesive. DARPA's Z Man project showed that a mere 16 square inches of contact would support 660 pounds with their prototype tech. The proportional sticking ability of a spider would probably work a lot better, but even with just that Spider-man requires only about four square inches to support his own weight, or the surface of his feet and hands (although he'd have to use his palms, not his fingertips). Get a load of this guy
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Mar 21, 2017 19:34
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Where did the Cambridge Scientists say that his skull should be at right angles to his spine
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Get a load of this guy I felt like doing some basic research. Also, who doesn't like dunking on Cambridge science?
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Why has not a single person commented on the fact that Rocket looks high on PCP in that next to last panel? Like he's suddenly staring at his own mortality made flesh or possibly is just slowly growing blind from having watched a mushroom cloud?
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Mar 21, 2017 21:43
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Sensory Homunculus Man
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evilmiera posted:Why has not a single person commented on the fact that Rocket looks high on PCP in that next to last panel? because he always looks like that
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Mar 21, 2017 23:49
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 Get the rock!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Please. MJ is going to beat the poo poo out of Ronan with her bare hands.
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Mar 22, 2017 04:03
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We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever.
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Kurui Reiten posted:We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever. That would make this the best NSM story ever.
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Kurui Reiten posted:We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever. Meanwhile, a pair of horny hillbillies chances upon the naked and unconscious kree...
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Kurui Reiten posted:We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever. And then The Avengers show up and ask her and Rocket if they wants to join them, completely ignoring Spider-Man.
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David D. Davidson posted:And then The Avengers show up and ask her and Rocket if they wants to join them, completely ignoring Spider-Man. They asked him once before -- and he accepted! -- but the government put the brakes on it. Poor Spidey just can't get a break. Just think, if he'd been able to join the Avengers back in the day, maybe he wouldn't be reduced to appearing in the newspaper today. But a world without NSM would be a dull world indeed.
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if the avengers showed up they would have to spend a few strips beating the poo poo out of spidey first. it's tradition.
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Newspaper Avengers DID beat up Spidey when he went to their headquarters, I think the big three (Cap, Iron Man, Thor) even took turns beating on him.
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Kurui Reiten posted:We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever. And just like that Newspaper Spider-man enters the world of Futanari.
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I bet those cops were making out and that's why spider man showed up.
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 Use him as an inhuman shield!
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I...I think Rocket is going to get on Spidey's shoulders and wear the helmet, after MJ gets it to them.
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Yessss, MJ is going to save the day and defeat the Sentry 
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Synthbuttrange posted:
That's an edit, right? There's no way that is the real, legit comic.
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This ends with MJ lugging the comatose Ronan to Albuquerque and doing funny voices while propping him up Weekend at Bernie's style to fool the Sentry
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Mar 23, 2017 05:24
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Maybe he just needs more foodstuffs.
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So, what, is Ronan an Immortal? He suffocates, comes back to life just long enough to give some exposition, then suffocates again? If Peter had taken off his head instead of just his hat, would there be a crazy lightning storm?
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For all we know that's not even accurate information, it's just the ramblings of a man deep into asphyxiation.
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mind the walrus posted:For all we know that's not even accurate information, it's just the ramblings of a man deep into asphyxiation. Now, are you describing this strip, or NSM as a whole?
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Kurui Reiten posted:We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever. You are the Sunday artist and I claim my five dollars.
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Mover posted:This ends with MJ lugging the comatose Ronan to Albuquerque and doing funny voices while propping him up Weekend at Bernie's style to fool the Sentry I can't decide if this would be better than MJ stripping Ronan and leaving him comatose in the middle of the desert.
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Discendo Vox posted:I...I think Rocket is going to get on Spidey's shoulders and wear the helmet, after MJ gets it to them. I absolutely believe this is going to happen.
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redbackground posted:I absolutely believe this is going to happen. Somebody is dressing up as Ronan, this I know in my heart
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theflyingorc posted:Somebody is dressing up as Ronan, this I know in my heart Chekhov's Helmet at play once again.
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Someone's gonna paint themselves blue, I say. Helmets are for chumps.
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