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LingcodKilla posted:Americans for Limited government except when it comes to going to war. Privatize NORAD!
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The Joint Chiefs of Staff, brought to you by Burger King. "War, Have It Your Way!"
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 12:03 |
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Erenthal posted:The Joint Chiefs of Staff, brought to you by Burger King. "War, Have It Your Way!"
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 12:15 |
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Angular Cyrus posted:It doesn't exist, because Tinsley never bothered to draw it. Instead, he did four strips of people talking about how it should happen.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 13:14 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Sometimes the denial of reality just gets to be too much for me. I mean you don't like Obamacare, fine, I admit it has problems. But how you can sit there and legitimately try to make it look like the Republican plan is an example of Republicans being staunch and sober conservatives in the face of Democratic recklessness is just beyond me. Millions of people will lose health insurance. A number of those people will die as a direct result. This is literally what the plan will do. The richest loving bit is how there's no mandate in the AHCA to get insurance but you also can't be turned down for pre-existing conditions. This is the fiscally responsible party.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 13:18 |
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 14:16 |
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 15:00 |
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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:1 Th... this is ... kinda funny.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 15:18 |
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I didn't see much of the hearings but is that "zingers" bit supposed to refer to Al Franken? Because I thought Franken did a pretty fair and excellent job of making Gorsuch look like an idiot.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 15:18 |
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davebo posted:I didn't see much of the hearings but is that "zingers" bit supposed to refer to Al Franken? Because I thought Franken did a pretty fair and excellent job of making Gorsuch look like an idiot. But if you draw what specific Democrats are actually doing, how can you portray them all as worthless centrists? Happy World Water Day! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 15:37 |
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Shangri-Law School posted:But if you draw what specific Democrats are actually doing, how can you portray them all as worthless centrists? I'm the people of Flint the GOP continues to gently caress today. Good thing they're seeing so much attention on this of all day-
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 16:50 |
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 16:57 |
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Garrison posted:You can’t take it with you.” That’s what they say about wealthy people who are facing death. In the case of David Rockefeller who died at age 101, I thought about what might happen if he could take it with him? He’d no doubt do what he did on Earth—fund and control agendas as well as manipulate events and people who are on ‘his’ planet. It’s not about being comfortable, it’s about power.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 17:37 |
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Unlike manly,
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 17:46 |
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"All rich people are Evil and Greedy except my best friend, Donald. He's one of the good ones."
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 17:46 |
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garrison still going increasingly nuts in spite of a clinton loss has been one of life's small blessings
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 17:48 |
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Yeah, 35% is a "small" percentage...
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 17:48 |
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That is remarkably low-key for Garrison, where are the global E. I do appreciate the stink lines though.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 17:51 |
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Doublepost
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 17:52 |
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Garrison posted:Similar to George Soros (another billionaire who refuses to die), Rockefeller was part of the Illuminati who operated behind the scenes. He funded a vast array of globalist initiatives that would often bring about conflict and tyranny. He was about tearing down western civilization and replacing it with something he owned and controlled. Again, just like Soros. He was a quintessential ‘new world order’ operative. He and his family bankrolled an alphabet soup of globalism including the UN, CFR, NAFTA, CAFTA TPP, WTO, IMF…on and on. Then there’s the Bilderbergers and Trilateral Commission and, of course, eugenics. He was eager to reduce the world’s population. Now it’s up to Bill Gates to do it for him.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:04 |
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You can tell when someone wants to reduce the world's population because they always devote their life to curing malaria
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:10 |
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Malaria clenses the world from lesser people you cuck! E: wow do I want to see Garrison eat a gun.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:13 |
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But, they're rich and rich people are inherently better than non-rich people, right?
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:19 |
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There have in fact been a number of problems with billionaires fighting infectious diseases, that mostly stem from them being incompetent at it. In particular, vaccine and antibiotic programs by, e.g., the Gates foundation, have done things like not properly or strongly enforce full injection/dose/followup regimes, greatly increasing the risk that the disease develops resistances. Not that Garrison cares.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:28 |
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I'm digging the fact that Garrison would rather reach decades into the past than talk about Trump's present policies and issues. I am the face of Jeff Sessions carrying bags of money over his shoulder while burning in Hell.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:35 |
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Satan is looking very Max Von Sydow circa Flash Gordon there. Am I the only one seeing this?
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:43 |
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So I see Garrison is back to drawing Trump as muscle-bound.. Also, it seems like he's been putting more batshit into his blithering essays and less into his cartoons these days. LOW ENERGY 1 2 3 Trump is starting to lose McKee and Ann Coulter 4 5 6 7 I knew Bat Boy. Bat Boy was a friend of mine. Lobster Boy, you're no Bat Boy. 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:08 |
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Yeah, wow. The Trilateral commission, really? Is Garrison just an elaborate Deus Ex ARG? Because whoooweeee, I can't really tell the difference between Garrisson and Dees anymore.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:08 |
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I would go out with the devil's daughter.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:35 |
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Satans wife kinda looks like Melania
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:37 |
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Erenthal posted:Yeah, wow. The Trilateral commission, really? Is Garrison just an elaborate Deus Ex ARG? Because whoooweeee, I can't really tell the difference between Garrisson and Dees anymore. Garrison has always been bonkers and conspiracy addled, he just sort of hopped on the Trump train and got "bland" for a while there.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:46 |
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Erenthal posted:Yeah, wow. The Trilateral commission, really? He means Jews. We all know he means Jews.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:51 |
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Everyone take note of just how loving incompetent Garrison is at drawing muscular men. He's quite good at drawing a bulging bicep or a clenched fist, but holy hell I've never seen anyone so bad at putting the parts together. That arm holding that trident is doing some geometrically impossible poo poo. E: also lol why would hell respect the greenback you fuckin' idiot
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:57 |
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KillerQueen posted:Satans wife kinda looks like Melania It's also reminiscent of how he's drawn Michelle Obama.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:59 |
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Dear God, the non-Euclidean horror that is Todd Rool trying to draw a room.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:08 |
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hate oligarchs? vote for oligarchy!
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:30 |
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the Labour party and 'secret plots' – Len McCluskey called Labour’s deputy leader Tom Watson a backstabber who lives in a ‘world of skulduggery, smears and secret plots’" Also a reference to this If strip from last year. Independent: Martin McGuinness obituary Times:
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:31 |
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garrison draws some nice evil thrones
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:42 |
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Looking forward to 2-4 years from now when conservatives are acting like Trump Was Always bad and they NEVER supported him. They did the same thing with Bush, bemoaning that Republicans needed a True Conservative and Bush being a dastardly RINO is what led to Obama's victory. Please ignore the eight consecutive years of rear end-kissing and cheer-leading.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 20:48 |
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Should a Democrat get in the next election (which I'm not assuming for a moment, but bear with me here) the cartoonists will blame them for the economy being in a shambles on 20 January 2021 at 12:01am.
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