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Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

wizard on a water slide posted:

that churchill poo poo is weird as hell

winston churchill was a lot of things, good and bad, but two things he was not ever were visually intimidating or physically attractive

he looked like a gigantic baby in a grown man's clothes

And for once that isn't hyperbole given people still constantly make jokes about babies looking like Churchill. Trump just looks like a gurning idiot when he tries to emulate Churchill, he should go back to Blue Steel, he still looks like an idiot doing that though.

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
next world war will have traditional sides I guess lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

anime was right posted:

haha hillary came out of the woods because she can now blame everything on russia and run in 2020

Not the biggest Lou Reed fan but this song stands head and shoulders above the rest.

"The Heroine"

The heroine stood up on the deck
The ship was out of control
The bow was being ripped to shreds
Men were fighting down below
The sea had pummeled the boat for so long
That they knew nothing but fear

And the baby's in the box, he thinks the door is locked
The sea is in a state, the baby learns to wait
For the heroine, ooohh for the heroine
Locked in his defense, he waits for the heroine

The mast is cracking as he waves are slapping
Sailors roll across the deck
And when they thought none was looking
They would cut a weaker man's neck
While the heroine dressed in a virgin white dress
Tried to steer the mighty ship
But the raging storm wouldn't hear of it
They were in for a long trip

Baby's in the box, he thinks the door is locked
He finds it hard to breathe, drawing in the sea
And where's the heroine to fire off the gun
To calm the raging seas and let herself be seized by the

Baby in the box, he thinks the door is locked
The woman has the keys
But there is no moment she can seize
Here's to the heroine, who transcends all the men
Who are locked inside the box
Will the lady let them out
Ooohh the heroine, ooohh the heroine
Strapped to the mast, the pale ascendant heroine...

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

Martout posted:

every now and then when I see a longer quote from TRUMP! i get shocked all over again at how insanely dumb he sounds

a mushbrained old man who is going to make america great again by destroying the united states of america


people brought this on themselves, you all wanted the 80s back!!!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Where's the tweet, you overgrown punk

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Rushi posted:

people brought this on themselves, you all wanted the 80s back!!!

lol and vaporwave and retrowave are the cool hip music

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Rushi posted:

people brought this on themselves, you all wanted the 80s back!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C89EJORFJUo

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Baloogan posted:

next world war will have traditional sides I guess lol

the crater we make of civilization will have lots of sides

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i do not know what weapons ww3 will be fought with but ww4 will be fought with brainjack meme ICE floating through cyberspace as a teal and orange latticework wobbles cartesially beneath cerulean skies

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoHIdeyZYzc

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



imagine if the joker ran for president and hilary lost to him too

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SunApology/stat...er%3D124%23pti4

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



im the breakfast negotiating hand

no brussels sprouts please

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

punchymcpunch posted:

imagine if the joker ran for president and hilary lost to him too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSYeaY6DSsk

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


you can't just use the term "ironically" for things that aren't ironic!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

punchymcpunch posted:

imagine if the joker ran for president and hilary lost to him too

The Joker would unironically be a better president than Donald Tormp

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



"hmm this penguin fella just called us jerks lets NOT vote for him" - no longer believable dialogue

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

things that are good for brexit prospects are a bit like when something is good for the future of bitcoin iykwim

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Iron Crowned posted:

The Joker would unironically be a better president than Donald Tormp

*republicanishly* hmmmm i dont like that he makes people smile but i DO like that he defaces priceless artworks.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Truga posted:

This is true, the far right in Germany for example crashed super hard since mid-January (cyan):

I have a friend that's very satisfied with trump winning, because it basically saved europ from going through the same poo poo. He's a huge shitlord though.

the grand coalition part 4 winning is less cool tho

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

The Joker would unironically be a better president than Donald Tormp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5bFLrZ6R5c

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



speaking of which did you know that sting broke into a gallery and rubbed poo poo all over famous surrealist works

hes a doodoo dadaist

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/844863794798997504

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

punchymcpunch posted:

speaking of which did you know that sting broke into a gallery and rubbed poo poo all over famous surrealist works

hes a doodoo dadaist

:cripes:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Before I had heard any details about the situation I foolishly thought that Trump didn't understand the NATO funding thing because it was complicated but no, its as simple as that there is no central fund, its just an agreement for each country to spend a certain % of their GDP on defense. That's not even a Wikipedia level understanding that he can't get to.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win


amazing twitter journalism from JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUAL³³º¹(not verified)

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

i mean this is a good point

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S86XCXalbSE

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit


Iron Crowned posted:

The Joker would unironically be a better president than Donald Tormp

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
which fictional villians would be worse at being president than trump?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



id vote for cesar romero joker but not for jack nicholson

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
http://time.com/4710456/donald-trump-time-interview-truth-falsehood/

posted earlier and what every journalist will be talking about on twitter this morning

just read the entire thing

mannerup fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Mar 23, 2017

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

which fictional villians would be worse at being president than trump?

hulk
gary oldman from the professional
john lithgow

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/844867754628804608

mbison-yes.gif

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

MariusLecter posted:

Google and YouTube—which recently promised to step in and more harshly moderate both ad-supported and free content uploaded to it—to properly police things, lest Coca-Cola find itself advertising with “Carl’s Whites-Only Soda Review,” or whatever other god-awful nonsense rests at the bottom of the digital mire.

i feel like carl has some interesting views to share re: carbonated beverages and also the master race

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Baloogan posted:

which fictional villians would be worse at being president than trump?

King K Rool just loving steals people's bananas. What the hell are you going to do with all those bananas?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i love trump's masterful use of language

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

i love trump's masterful use of language

none of the words in this sentence make any sense when put together

much like anything trump says

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump is a disciple of burroughs so he mainly speaks in cut up sentence fragments DUH

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


also why does King K Rool call him "Donkey Croc, initials D.C." when right before the song kicks in he very clearly calls him "Donkey Rool"? Lizard people are so stupid ffs

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