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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Wikkheiser posted:

The end of the Cold War killed both superpowers, it just took a longer time to kill the winner.

last i checked you still existed dude

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Jose posted:

looks like putin has had another former russian MP assassinated

lol

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Truga posted:



Today, a joke. Tomorrow, the law.

People joke about .22 but its a very popular round that kills a gently caress load of people on the regular.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



The worst part about all of this is that no matter how lovely things get, by 2020 conservatives and libertarians will still back their stupid dumb baby president because things would be even worse under Hillary or something.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/844883029654949888

Serf
May 5, 2011


I did a thing posted:

People joke about .22 but its a very popular round that kills a gently caress load of people on the regular.

.22 marlin and a shitload of ammo is all you need in this world

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
wake up and make the tweet about your failing healthcare bill, oompa loompa president

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



how is this not a parody

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win



"schiff looks like a pussy to me"

"i have released my entire public and private twitter exchange with Guccifer 2.0"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

CANADA UPDATE: trudeau has launched a direct attack on baloogan

https://twitter.com/TrueNorthInit/status/844884432741806083

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/844885286014386177

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844877418317987840
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/844884550958403584

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Mar 23, 2017

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Truga posted:



Today, a joke. Tomorrow, the law.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
If this Russia thing really blows up and it turns out Nunes is involved, Schiff has the easiest presidential bid since Washington

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/844886082663698436

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



good morning

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




Lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol bitchell got 2 trump retweets

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

He just can't stay away

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Uh oh. What did you do wrong now Donnie?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


huh these are new targets

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

zen death robot posted:

No just either President Pence or Ryan depending on if Pence knew

RYan finally gets the job he wants only to become even more hated than trump because he's policies are garbage and he's a robot lol

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

CANADA UPDATE: trudeau has launched a direct attack on baloogan

https://twitter.com/TrueNorthInit/status/844884432741806083

baloogan's going to try to make his own still and blow up his cabin isn't he?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Since 2000, the young African American death rate has dropped drastically while the white death rate has shot up. Good.



‘Deaths of Despair’ Claiming More White Americans - The Wall Street Journal
https://apple.news/Axr4LE6MoQX-YdtS6zt9-DA

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

zen death robot posted:

No just either President Pence or Ryan depending on if Pence knew

gently caress that.

New election entirely, or we derail this entire train. Starting with the first class passenger car. Ya feel me?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I lust for the death of white america.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Russia, if that is your real name

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

fits my needs posted:

baloogan's going to try to make his own still and blow up his cabin isn't he?

i mean this was going to happen no matter what

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Didn't NBC and ABC twatters literally just get hacked? lmao

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Citizen Tayne posted:

I lust for the death of white america.

same. pittsburgh would markedly improve.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Citizen Tayne posted:

I lust for the death of white america.

i dont tbh (except boomers)

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


"stupid bitch"

-fyad poster

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 206 days!

Baloogan posted:

no satire could be as funny and brain damaging as the real thing
thats purestrain trump right there

people were all like "John Stewart should come back now," but he knows the score; there's nothing you can add to this to make it better

satire was the real news, and Trump has cut out the middleman

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
oh nvm, it's abc and good morning america

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Truga posted:

Didn't NBC and ABC twatters literally just get hacked? lmao

lol if Trump collaborated with the Russians to put sex jokes on their twitter and then this is what exposes him.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

"so called Russia story" what the gently caress is he even talking about, if they run a story about Russia it's just a story :psyduck:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

roger stone my man you jsut fell off the cliff

would you like to super size your fries?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

The Brown Menace posted:

i dont tbh (except boomers)

The death rate boom is 40+. Good enough for me

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Truga posted:

Didn't NBC and ABC twatters literally just get hacked? lmao

and the first people to know were russians

trump just can't stop himself from looking suspicious as gently caress can he

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Yinlock posted:

huh these are new targets

nah they are just not mentioned as often, but he's attacked both before multiple times and recently

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