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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



can you imagine the self confidence it takes to go into politics when your last name is munchkin



EDWARD BALLS FIRST OF HIS NAME

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

I did a thing posted:

:shrug: amend the ACA to say insurers can't just up and pull out of any ole marketplace? I don't loving know.

e; isn't that why Arizona is getting hammered? A bunch of insurance providers pulled out of Obamacare?

doesn't help that Republicans intentionally knee-capped the ACA every way possible including telling people not to sign up and not expanding Medicaid

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

punchymcpunch posted:

why dont they just have "twitch plays potus" for 3 years if trump gets impeached

because start9 would bug out and cause the nukes to launch

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

punchymcpunch posted:

why dont they just have "twitch plays potus" for 3 years if trump gets impeached

strangely enough that would involve less racism than now

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



lmao

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Schnorkles posted:

there has never been a bill this unpopular passed.

House R's are really in uncharted territory atm. They might still do it too. :getin:

R voters would rather watch their closest friends and family die a painful, prolonged death than have a guy they never met marry another dude. Actually issues that affect them don't matter.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

He was good in Reservoir Dogs imo🐶

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

punchymcpunch posted:

why dont they just have "twitch plays potus" for 3 years if trump gets impeached

random lottery from registered voters over the age of 35.

Spice things up a bit. It is 2017, ya know.


Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Ramadu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qrW1mdRmQ

Here just watch this forever. It's like the football version of the trump admin. Literally every wrong move was made. It's amazing.

bookmarked

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




420

690

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

punchymcpunch posted:

why dont they just have "twitch plays potus" for 3 years if trump gets impeached

we invented a new material with perfect acoustic wave propagation, built a box out of it, screamed in a racial slur, and elected it president

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTlfFlJ4o8

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

zen death robot posted:

There's no scenario where there's a new vote for president you know

I wouldn't completely give up on us not all dieing in hellfire before 2020.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




im the guy on the right pretending he belongs on stage

Serf
May 5, 2011


Thoguh posted:

I wouldn't completely give up on us not all dieing in hellfire before 2020.

i wonder who is president in hell

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


punchymcpunch posted:

why dont they just have "twitch plays potus" for 3 years if trump gets impeached

How is that different from Trump?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

vote on the freaking bill

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Serf posted:

i wonder who is president in hell

nixon

come on dude

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Remember, if Trump cheated to become president and is forced to resign, the rightful president isn't Mike Pence, it's JOHN CENA JUMPING IN WITH THE CLOTHSLINE HOLY MOLY!!!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Serf posted:

i wonder who is president in hell

i bet its elvis

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


So we're going from this :

quote:

Here is the list of Essential Health Benefits that are required under the Affordable Care Act:

• Ambulatory patient services (doctor’s visits)
• Emergency services
• Hospitalization
• Maternity and newborn care
• Mental health and substance abuse disorder services, including behavioral health treatment
• Prescription drugs
• Rehabilitative and habilitative services and devices
• Laboratory services
• Preventive and wellness services, and chronic disease management
• Pediatric services, including oral and vision care

To this:

quote:

David Cutler, a professor at Harvard who helped advise the Obama administration on the Affordable Care Act, said he thinks the kind of insurance products that would be offered under the proposed mix of policies could become much more bare-bones than plans before Obamacare. He envisioned an environment in which a typical plan might cover only emergency care and basic preventive services, with everything else as an add-on product, costing almost exactly as much as it would cost to pay for a service out-of-pocket.

“Think of this as the if-you-have-rheumatoid-arthritis-you-should-pay-$30,000 provision,” he said. Such a system would mean that Americans with costly problems — cancer, opioid addiction, H.I.V. — would end up paying a substantially higher share of their medical bills, while healthy people would pay lower prices for insurance that wouldn’t cover as many treatments.

The sick get screwed, the healthy get cheaper coverage that basically only covers primary care and buffers a catastrophic injury from bankrupting you. Great.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/844947742384406529

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/844948757452144641

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Serf posted:

i wonder who is president in hell

it's still a representative democracy but you have a number of votes equal to the number of rats you've hosed

consequently reagan's president and he just voted for himself, didn't need anyone else

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Coolguye posted:

bookmarked

The saddest part is that doesnt even include the johnny football era where the owner told us on national tv that he drafted johnny football because a homeless dude on the street stopped this billionaire and told him too. Very Trumpian

Serf
May 5, 2011



im gonna get to meet the president of hell a lot sooner than i thought

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

at least the browns could be somewhat likeable if they tried...?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Serf posted:

i wonder who is president in hell

MAO!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

I once read this German Ducktales pocketbook where the plot revolved around Scrooge going to the depths of space to obtain pure nothingness, so he could use it as a tax dodge by claiming he owned "nothing".

yr new username should be german ducktales pocketbook

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

i hope he does for healthcare what he did for iraq

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Shook Nate takes on Reddit's The_Donald!

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/dissecting-trumps-most-rabid-online-following/?ex_cid=SigDig

quote:

The subreddit, where posters refer to President Trump as the “God Emperor” and “daddy,” is arguably the epicenter of Trump fervor on the internet. Its membership has grown steadily since the 2016 presidential election, though its members were especially active during the campaign. They mobilized to comb through the hacked Democratic National Committee emails published on WikiLeaks and played a large role in spreading information and theories about those emails. More broadly, they waged the “Great Meme War”: an effort to get Trump elected by bombarding the internet with social-media-ready content promoting Trump or bashing Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
There is no way this fuckwit does not get escorted from the building over his shifty facial hair

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8mcN0zweQE

Everything is yours. Everything.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/TUSK81/status/844743750282702848

https://twitter.com/TUSK81/status/844744787311833088

:smith:

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Ah yes, I see the road to 215 is going extremely well.

orange sky
May 7, 2007



no surprise here

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

A drunk Andrew Jackson would beat his senile rear end senseless.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

You mean Rebekah Mercer wants john bolton

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

"LETS KILL THEM ALL"

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
this is the tale / of Captain jack sparrow

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