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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Squizzle posted:

ranch is so so bad

its like creamed grease

i like to grease my insides like i grease my outsides

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


TwoStepBoog posted:

a bar that's close to my house still has several "Lock Her Up" posters still up
the midwest is garbage

the cities would have carried them the other way if the dems could have pulled their heads out of their own assholes long enough to realize what was happening.

rural america everywhere is insane and bad

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

triple sulk posted:

acceptable chicken finger dips:
- honey mustard
- bbq
- hot sauce
- ketchup if youre absolutely desperate and theres nothing else (ranch counts as nothing else b/c u would never use it)

this is why trump won

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


triple sulk posted:

i hate the midwest so much

Same except the rest of America as well

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
God-tier food substances:
Ranch
Queso
Pizza Pringles
Pizza Combos

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDoXprMMlhw

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ranch dressing is an activity its not a thing you eat

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


anime was right posted:

lol its going to pass somehow

the gop will just lock themselves up in the white house basement and never return to the public for the rest of their lives. bing bong so simple no downside

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
ranch is very fattening and you shouldn't eat it.

most condiments are this way

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Ranch is good with buffalo wings
Ranch is bad on doritos chips
that's about as much as i know about ranch

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
You guys should probably lay off the mayo and such because your insurance is not going to cover heart disease

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

TwoStepBoog posted:

a bar that's close to my house still has several "Lock Her Up" posters still up
the midwest is garbage

and people wonder why i lust for midwesterners death

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

slave to my cravings posted:

God-tier food substances:
Ranch
Queso
Pizza Pringles
Pizza Combos

More like god-awful tear

Lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

spinach artichoke dip

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

FactsAreUseless posted:

You: But wait, isn't fry sauce just ketchup and mayon--

Me: [murdering u]

"Fry sauce (commonly known as salsa rosada, fancy sauce, burger sauce, or mayo-ketchup) is a condiment often served with French fries or tostones, worldwide. It is usually a combination of one part ketchup, and two parts mayonnaise. It is similar to traditional Russian dressing and Thousand Island dressing. Sometimes, garlic or garlic powder is added for additional flavor."

"It is similar to traditional Russian dressing"

t...trump??!?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
ranch on pizza is real popular here and its loving terrifying

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Schnorkles posted:

I just ate some sun chips

I just crushed up a packet of funyuns and snorted it.

Can I have some of your sunchips?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the bad poo poo is the best poo poo
this is simple food-o-nomics

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
There's nothing ranch does that blue cheese dressing doesn't do a million times better.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

tacodaemon posted:

another lame tweet, this time from the ex officio account

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/844951731050074112


Well he's right about one thing.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ranch is vanilla ketchup

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The president has a 37% approval rating and his health care bill is at 17% and his party recently gained control of the entire government. I want to die.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

MaxxBot posted:

That was posted here, it's seared into my brain unfortunately.

Jeb! doesn't use ranch when he feeds the turtles though :glomp:

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Schnorkles posted:

ranch on pizza is real popular here and its loving terrifying

This is why democrats lost can't understand the common man

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



haha fancy sauce

thats a pretty cool name tbh

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


so have things devolved into a literal (instead of figurative) mexican standoff in there yet? had to talk any representatives off the ledge so far? what's up?

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


nachos posted:

The president has a 37% approval rating and his health care bill is at 17% and his party recently gained control of the entire government. I want to die.

u cant die until lebron returns to lead the heatles once more

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

slave to my cravings posted:

God-tier food substances:
Queso
you do realize that two recipes for 'queso' are frequently completely different because the only requirement is 'cheese', right

i mean like literally any cheese, because that's what the word 'queso' means in english. cheese.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Dipping nacho cheese Doritos into more nacho cheese was the greatest drunk discovery I ever made,
so do that instead of whatever ranch poo poo you want to do

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
trump has memorized this and this is how he is trying to twist arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_t7GtXO6w

"uuuuhhrrr i'm the clozer that watch cost more than your car"

the difference between that clip and real life is that the guys trump is trying to berate are rolling their eyes and sharpening their knives

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I just crushed up a packet of funyuns and snorted it.

Can I have some of your sunchips?

sure.

how'd snorting the salt go

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


I'm glad that CNN is pointing out what everyone might lose if this thing passes. This concession should alienate every moderate Republican left. There's not many, but all it takes is 22 representatives.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the best food is of course yo mamas poon hole

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Schnorkles posted:

ranch on pizza is real popular here and its loving terrifying

I tried this once and lost my ability to taste anything milder than a pizza roll for like 3 days

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*ushers over snooty maitre'd*

could i have some more fancy sauce for my fancy burger please lol?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
extremely hot take: ranch is ok

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

ranch on pizza is real popular here and its loving terrifying

For a while I lived off of buffalo ranch pizzas from dominos. Coincidentally, my weight ballooned to 240.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

slave to my cravings posted:

God-tier food substances:
Ranch
Queso
Pizza Pringles
Pizza Combos

All lies, fake news, bad toppings

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

nachos posted:

The president has a 37% approval rating and his health care bill is at 17% and his party recently gained control of the entire government. I want to die.

lol

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