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Clockwerk posted:They're faked videos. Your faith in science is misplaced Huh. Makes you think.
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Axolotl posted:Not true at all. First of all, experienced users can generally make accurate estimates of how much they need. Granted, perhaps it was their first time. Second of all, if I was picking up with a friend one of us would do it first to test the potency; better one person OD and have another to help them than both do it at the same time? In any case, the story is clearly fake and I was the guy messing with the fake person about his fake dead parents. bradzilla posted:The most unbelievable part of this is that a 15 year old posts on SA.
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Mar 23, 2017 17:40
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Where's the loving edge, more importantly.
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Honestly I'm not convinced it's not just a long-term troll. The "theory" is so stupid that it is just not believable to me that not just one, but multiple people are ardent believers and defenders of it. I think the theory of the Earth being hollow and the associated conspiracy theories (i.e. the nazis knew about it and are currently still down there biding their time with the aryan giants that live in there or something) have more basis in reality than a flat earth. Both can easily be disproven but with the flat earth you have to ignore so many basic facts.
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Torquemada posted:Where's the loving edge, more importantly. The world is surrounded by a wall of ice guarded by UN military ships
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Mar 23, 2017 17:43
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Play posted:First of all, experienced users can generally make accurate estimates of how much they need. Granted, perhaps it was their first time. Proof Heroin addicts are raging idiots and will all OD eventually. Get some help before you die.
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Space Camp fuckup posted:The world is surrounded by a wall of ice guarded by UN military ships No it's NASA troops. My brother is a sergeant in the NASA army.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Suicide can be accidental Barring weird-rear end edge cases, it can't in the medicolegal sense.
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We lost a lot of good soldiers in the comet wars of 2005
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quote:I am 27 yo and just poo poo myself. I thought I could hold it in butt [ha] apparently my butthole just ain't as storng as I thought it was. I think I might have a hernia too? It was kinda painful to hold it in. Sometimes. Is that what hernias are like? gently caress I'm getting old. quote:I’ve always been an rear end man. My wife knows this, and is happy with the extra attention her butt gets. What she doesn’t know is just how deep this obsession goes.
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Kink person: just own it. I listened to Jim Norton last night and I gotta say it sure sounds like he enjoys the hell out of the odd things he's into. Don't monitor your kids too closely, sexuality is something we all have to learn a little bit about on our own. Poo person: poo poo happens, butt see your doctor because it should not be causing you pain. Nocheez fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Mar 23, 2017 |
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Mar 23, 2017 18:53
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It's always ridiculous seeing people in their 20s complain about "getting old". You aren't getting old, you just shat yourself.
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rear end person has bigger problems to worry about that his fetish what with having a wife and fiance
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quote:I’d hate to have her walking in on me while I jerk it to a kid’s cartoon of a mouse putting a fork up a cat’s rear end in slow-motion. I fought back a laugh so hard, I ejected a wad of snot from my nose.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's always ridiculous seeing people in their 20s complain about "getting old". You aren't getting old, you just shat yourself. Seriously, I trusted a fart a few weeks ago. Whoops, but I know it was my bad, not my ailing/aging ring muscles
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Play posted:First of all, experienced users can generally make accurate estimates of how much they need. Granted, perhaps it was their first time. What do you consider "experienced", 'cause I've seen a shitload of dead fuckin' junkies who would beg to differ, if they weren't, ya know, dead. quote:Second of all, if I was picking up with a friend one of us would do it first to test the potency; better one person OD and have another to help them than both do it at the same time? Get some help.
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Yeah, I'm not even touching the heroin abuse do's and don'ts. Just be ready to OD if you're gonna do it and stop if you're not. Get help if you need it. There's always someone somewhere and tons of helplines for support.
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I'm not going to openly admit to making GBS threads myself but I will say heed every little twinge when you're taking the pre-colonoscopy cleanse or you're gonna wind up damp.
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Jose posted:rear end person has bigger problems to worry about that his fetish what with having a wife and fiance Let this be a lesson, if you're going to give us a fake one at least give it an extra read to get your story straight.
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Dude you guys are stupid as hell, it's easy to use herion and not die because,
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Mr. F! posted:Dude you guys are stupid as hell, it's easy to use herion and not die because,  who found your post and then hit enter?
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fruit on the bottom posted:Let this be a lesson, if you're going to give us a fake one at least give it an extra read to get your story straight. All confessions are both true and fake at the same time, the waveform can never be collapsed. Having said that, I called my wife my girlfriend for like 2 years after we got married.
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We just passed the seven-month-anniversary mark and it still feels weird to say the phrase "my wife" out loud
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Mar 23, 2017 21:10
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Borat really poisoned the well for that phrase, huh
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loquacius posted:We just passed the seven-month-anniversary mark and it still feels weird to say the phrase "my wife" out loud You shoulda got a starter wife to work that kinda thing out.
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Nocheez posted:
The paramedics, they were really helpful.
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Mr. F! posted:The paramedics, they were really helpful. Another satisfied Narcan customer!
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loquacius posted:We just passed the seven-month-anniversary mark and it still feels weird to say the phrase "my wife" out loud Don't worry loq, you only have a few more months before you have to start adding "ex." Just kidding! Congrats!
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Those Flat-Earthers are so full of poo poo. It's so easy to prove them wrong it's not even funny. I feel bad for anyone dumb enough to buy their BS. Even if you don't trust textbooks or nasa, all you have to do to see the curvature of the Earth is strap a phone set to record, to a rocket, and blast that sucker into the atmosphere. Then use gps to recover the phone, and voilà proof the earth is round. This is just the laziest conspiracy theory ever. e: You know what, gently caress it, just blast the Flat-Earthers into the atmosphere. Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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I'm p sure the fact that the earth is round was proven in the time when "Jesus" was still just a name in the Aramaic book of baby names for expecting Marys. Like you ever see an old rear end statue or painting of the emperor holding a featureless sphere? That's the loving earth. It's featureless because nobody walked to China and came back with a map yet. They didn't even know what China was!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Don't worry loq, you only have a few more months before you have to start adding "ex." harsh  quote:I have a fetish for amputees and removing limbs. Obviously I do not plan on living this out in real life. I haven't even shared it with any of my partners since I realize it's really bizarre and potentially scary to some people. quote:I believe my daughter, who is 12, is on the way to becoming a pyromaniac.
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Arkanomen posted:Proof Heroin addicts are raging idiots and will all OD eventually. Get some help before you die. I don't use heroin, I've just known people who do (since there's quite a few of them these days). Also work on developing your empathy, it'll help you in the long run if that's the push you need
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loquacius posted:pyromaniac daughter drat, that's a tough situation. I recommend double checking all your smoke alarms
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Play posted:I don't use heroin, I've just known people who do (since there's quite a few of them these days). Also work on developing your empathy, it'll help you in the long run if that's the push you need I have empathy, I feel real bad that you're going to have to bury every one of your degenerate addict friends when the inevitably OD.
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corn on the cop posted:why does your daughter have continual access to things that can ignite fires For real, dad, get your poo poo together
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Arkanomen posted:I have empathy, I feel real bad that you're going to have to bury every one of your degenerate addict friends when the inevitably OD. Median lifespan of heroin addicts is less than 5 years. Starting heroin is basically killing yourself.
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quote:But in my dreams, my perfect partner would chop my arms and legs off with a chainsaw and leave me there as a sexual plaything, unable to move or escape. Highly impractical. How about some tranquilizers to temporarily immobilize you instead?
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