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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I hope they prove me wrong but believing in House Republicans is a pretty goddamn dumb.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/845045291233501185

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yessssssssss theyre so far down the hole they cant think of anything to do but dig

and its raining hard

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:00

Eela6: May 25, 2007; Shredded Hen

Yinlock posted:

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Consummate Professional posted:

So am I right in understanding if it clears the house by placating the freedom caucus guys it's nearly impossible to pass in the senate?

The bill in its current form has literally 0 chance in the senate.

The HFC wants it more right.

There's also the matter of the parliamentarian.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:00

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Shugojin posted:

i'm torn between pitying the poor idiot who just wants to be loved and hating him for screwing over everyone else in his pursuit of it

then i remember i'm a somewhat emotionally developed person and can do both at the same time

after he took the oath of office all my potential pity went out the window and now I just hope he dies in prison and his family is destroyed by scandal and lawsuits

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:01

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Consummate Professional posted:

So am I right in understanding if it clears the house by placating the freedom caucus guys it's nearly impossible to pass in the senate?

oh yeah whatever may come back from the senate is going to look nothing like the house bill.

healthcare is complicated, who knew

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:01

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

I think I'm falling in love with Rachel Maddow's brain. Her knowledge of U.S. history is pretty drat impressive, I reckon.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:01

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

tacodaemon posted:

chvrches is good.

for me to poop on

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:02

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

i literally have nothing to do today

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:02

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Anybody else getting 'club for growth' funded promoted tweets telling them to call their rep about voting no on the bill?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:03

AARP LARPer: Feb 19, 2005; THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR; Buglord

Schnorkles posted:

The bill in its current form has literally 0 chance in the senate.

The HFC wants it more right.

There's also the matter of the parliamentarian.

Right. The more they mess with things under the hood, the greater the chance it doesn't qualify as eligible for reconciliation under Senate rules

It's a nice poo poo sandwich.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:02

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Thoguh posted:

Anybody else getting 'club for growth' funded promoted tweets telling them to call their rep about voting no on the bill?

i only get soros-promoted tweets on my twitter bot control account

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:03

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Rushi posted:

i literally have nothing to do today

keep going
:f5:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:03

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Rushi posted:

i literally have nothing to do today

same

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:03

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Thoguh posted:

Anybody else getting 'club for growth' funded promoted tweets telling them to call their rep about voting no on the bill?

they put up 500k against the bill

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:03

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Right. The more they mess with things under the hood, the greater the chance it doesn't qualify as eligible under reconciliation in the Senate.

It's a nice poo poo sandwich.

A good chunk of the existing bill probably doesn't pass muster.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:03

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Thoguh posted:

Anybody else getting 'club for growth' funded promoted tweets telling them to call their rep about voting no on the bill?

I really want to imagine 'Club for Growth' is a paramilitary organization that organized that inauguration day smash poo poo event

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:03

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/845045291233501185

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait, is it cutting them or keeping them that is now off the table?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:04

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Ash1138 posted:

what happens first:

trumpcare vote

or

trump plays golf

trump plays golf

it's safe to say's trump's powers of governing are this size:

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# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:04

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

On page 2776 I have to wonder if our republic will last 1,000 years

lol

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:04

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

I've seen it mentioned a few times today, but only around a quarter of the GOP House has ever served under a Republican President before. They only know obstruction not how to actually govern. Trump broke that gravy train going on under Obama.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:04

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The Glumslinger posted:

Wait, is it cutting them or keeping them that is now off the table?

cutting them is now off the table apparently.

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 10 days!

Radical Healthcare terrorism

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Trump hopping in a vehicle and pretending to angrily drive it seems like a pretty good thing to do the day after the London attack.

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Solarin posted:

he seems more suited to be an economics professor in a third rate community college

i think puberty might sort him out

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:05

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Rushi posted:

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

im just sitting here, getting drunk, playing video games, and listening to chris matthews suck his own dick

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:06

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Mayor Dave posted:

im just sitting here, getting drunk, playing video games, and listening to chris matthews suck his own dick

is it that loud, or is it really quiet at your place?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:06

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

is it that loud, or is it really quiet at your place?

the a block on hardball is literally chris matthews naked behind the desk with his head in his crotch

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:07

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

i'm watching ouat and being amazed at how much more fun robert carlyle is obviously having

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Shugojin posted:

i'm watching ouat and being amazed at how much more fun robert carlyle is obviously having

the best Robert Carlyle movie is the Full Monty

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:07

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Mayor Dave posted:

the a block on hardball is literally chris matthews naked behind the desk with his head in his crotch

still more productive than the house republicans i guess?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:08

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/nahmias/status/845042489241276417

# ? Mar 24, 2017 00:08

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

radical meme posted:

My real point is that, as written right now, even upper middle income families will be hard pressed to afford a policy under this plan; it's guaranteed to force people out of the market. The insurance companies should be complaining more than anyone else about this bill.

they will not, as the fewer people in the pool, the less insurance the insurance companies have to pay out, and therefore the more profit they enjoy

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