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bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

powerful sex moves posted:

drat, these dudes really do think that women are walking around with bags of milk on their chest at all times.

There's literally almost no sex ed (according to my cousins) so the unmarried population has a 7th graders understanding of the opposite gender's body.

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naem
May 29, 2011

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

The phrase "plumpy holes" has been stuck in my head all day thanks to this thread

oh are you also have plumpy holes. huh??

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Gridlocked posted:

big rear end bhabhi chased by lesbo loving TREX on a hoverboard and then fuc

a Chuck Tingle Story

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



'Best answer'

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Being a cumm bin for indian men (everything to do with it)

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Human Digest posted:

My erect cock was a matter or surprise for her. She took it in her hand and examined it closely. Then she started to cry, shedding tears.

Can we get the thread title changed to this? Mods??

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

naem posted:

oh are you also have plumpy holes. huh??

I have 2cm plumpy hole so too tight for 7cm+

naem
May 29, 2011

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

I have 2cm plumpy hole so too tight for 7cm+

I like your two of milk

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

At least 63 websites

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I Want That Two Boobs is probably the Indian version of Two Broke Girls

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i tried bringing up bhabhi with a female indian telemarketer - she was less receptive than the males have been, but they all hang up in the end

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Asker's rating * * * * *

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

i will fickle u

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

china bot posted:

i tried bringing up bhabhi with a female indian telemarketer - she was less receptive than the males have been, but they all hang up in the end

Next time it's a guy on the other end, say "now, what did you say your name was, sir? Craig? Now, we both know that's not your name, nd I see here some of the Facebook messages you've been posting..." And just see how they respond

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

bubblebee posted:

There's literally almost no sex ed (according to my cousins) so the unmarried population has a 7th graders understanding of the opposite gender's body.

This is probably still true of a lot of the married population as well.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




At least 63 web page! :drat:

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

Super bowl to you! Hot booms

I Just spent 2 days reading all 30 pages. This is the greatest thread ever

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Very nice boos I fickle you

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



gentle pete posted:

Being a cumm bin for indian men (everything to do with it)

I misread this as "cumin", racistly.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

bubblebee posted:

I think the navel thing is related to saris which are supposed to only be worn by not teens. So it's linked to feminity.

Usually your bellybutton doesn't show when wearing a sari but if you tie it lower on your hip (like a SECY BHABHI) then it will.

Thank you for clearing this up! Makes a lot more sense, but do they still want to fuc the navel?! Is that one of the plumpy holes?

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

Gridlocked posted:

Very nice boos I fickle you

sex boob.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Jesus, these asian mexicans are really ignorant.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Friginator posted:

Jesus, these asian mexicans are really romantic.

fixed

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

gentle pete posted:

are the posts in their native language as incomprehensible as the english posts?

not really. the english posts read like nonsense because they're part english phrases, part autocorrect because they can't spell, and the rest is word-for-word translated into english from the poster's native language

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
smegma is gross. clean your dick.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Bold Robot posted:

At least 63 web page! :drat:

and you won't believe this but

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
This would be like if I tried to talk dirty in Spanish.

"Gusta la leche? Comer mi pinga! Chingana tu puta! Tu es en pedazo de rabo!"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

This Mexican chutney is da bomb.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Milk tank lady super pose

^this is also a great user name

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Keep in mind that Indians pronounce boobs as "boops" because of their accents. It's loving hilarious in person.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Celery Face posted:

Keep in mind that Indians pronounce boobs as "boops" because of their accents. It's loving hilarious in person.

Then they do that snek "ess" flick of their neck. That poo poo gives me the creeps.

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky
Im sitting next to an indian man on the train right now and pretty sure he saw me reading this thread but is trying to pretend he didnt

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky
He may have seen me post that. Hello indian friend

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
Ask him about his bhabi-
faction.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
SBJ please update on Indian friend

The Whoreax
Sep 7, 2008
I speak for the wood.

SBJ posted:

Im sitting next to an indian man on the train right now and pretty sure he saw me reading this thread but is trying to pretend he didnt

the response of the vast majority of expatriate indian dudes to this thread is exactly the same as your own so if he saw it he'd be laughing with you

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky
Nothing happened i finished reading the thread and he got off at my stop. He glanced back twice at me as I walked behind him. I will sit next to him again next time if i see him and reopen this thread as an experiment and not scroll past the pictures

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Hey, where'd you get that Bhabhi from?
Where'd you get that Bhabhi from?
Where'd you get that Bhabhi from?

I stole it from my brother
I stole it from my brother
I stole it from my brother

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Is it really incest if you're loving your brother's wife

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