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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
you typically don't all or nothing votes like this

its not a great idea

e: You know who lives his life live? Edward Balls. We should all be so lucky.

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Baloogan posted:

chaos is chaos, and its coming in all kinds.

i really want a high profile prosecution of like obama, crooked, or trump

plus a trump divorce


i really liked when ryan was hiding the bill and people were talking to statues and rand paul was carting around a photocopier.

A president going through a divorce would be the best.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

campaign ended ages ago chief

hes already filed to start campaigning for 2020

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Rushi posted:

did the power rangers movie come out or something

does it get political?

mega zord runs for the state legislature

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
its going to pass tomorrow and the russians will have made their final strike

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Tainen posted:

A president going through a divorce would be the best.

a really super ugly trump divorce right around 2019-2020 would be hilarious

then a huge massive presidential marrage in 2021-2022 :3:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


can you even loving imagine what it'll be like when they finally get trump under oath?

like he's way too loving dumb to keep his mouth shut

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

dont seem that chaotic to me honestly :/

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Baloogan posted:

hes already filed to start campaigning for 2020

Yeah but he will be doing his rallies from the prison yard like the band from Airheads.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Baloogan posted:

we're no where near the level of chaos i need

you wouldn't be happy unless the bombs are falling

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

its just kinda really stupid instead

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

megazord 2020: "power up your crystals"

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl


I love how this review is so concerned with trying to replicate even a fifth of Roger Ebert's vicious wit that it fails to actually function as a review on any meaningful level

criticism is dead

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Bip Roberts posted:

Wait, is Bannon for or against the bill at this moment?

Banon has been very clear and consistent with his political views. He unashamedly laid them out at a speech at the Vatican, of all places.

Everything is going according to his plan.

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

Squizzle posted:

mega zord runs for the state legislature

did 50% of the powerrangers have stds like the ads say

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

dont seem that chaotic to me honestly :/

its dumb legislative chaos turdfuzz

no "oh hey lets burn down the state and institute fascism now" chaos

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

a really super ugly trump divorce right around 2019-2020 would be hilarious

then a huge massive presidential marrage in 2021-2022 :3:

i cant believe president ivanka is going to marry prime minister trudeau

the kingdoms will be united

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

i cant believe president ivanka is going to marry prime minister trudeau

the kingdoms will be united

this is dumb enough that it could actually occur in this timeline

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





oh snap

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

i cant believe president ivanka is going to marry prime minister trudeau

the kingdoms will be united

uh no i need some geopoliticucking

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

its dumb legislative chaos turdfuzz

no "oh hey lets burn down the state and institute fascism now" chaos

we only need 1 type o chaos
we dont need all this other types o chaos
thats too chaotic

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Bethamphetamine posted:

Banon has been very clear and consistent with his political views. He unashamedly laid them out at a speech at the Vatican, of all places.

Everything is going according to his plan.

bannon's plan has one flaw: he thinks he's not as dumb as the rest of his circus

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

we only need 1 type o chaos
we dont need all this other types o chaos
thats too chaotic

i'll inform the people in washington but i dont think they listen to me

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

I love how this review is so concerned with trying to replicate even a fifth of Roger Ebert's vicious wit that it fails to actually function as a review on any meaningful level

criticism is dead

welcome to the avclub, my friend

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
If they don't pass something, they look pathetic and weak.

If they pass anything, its going to be just as much of an abortion as the ahca.

Which is probably why Trump/Bannon want to just this pass anyway, they don't regards it as important, and its getting in the way of their fascist/racist masterplan

What they don't seem to realize, is that if they don't get this right, they are both hosed, basically forever

Its delicious

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


:prepop:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


This is the closest you've ever come to a funny post ITT.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

Trump will commit perjury while under oath before then

didn't sessions commit perjury already and everyone forgot about it?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Wait...drump invited the truckers to the white house just so he could drive one?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/TheWilderThings/status/845111827826663424

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Azi/status/845115625521397760

this new york post cover is great

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
things increasingly almost are mattering

the fbi investigation is p big

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
so uh, i hope everyone's rolling up their posting sleeves and getting ready for tomorrow

Because its going to be spectacular

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

didn't sessions commit perjury already and everyone forgot about it?

the news cycle did but its part of the russia thing so its gonna come back if russia poo poo ever does

its on the evidence pile rn whoever is keeping that

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I'm serious.

We're due for a posting evaluation from lowtax and the powers at be.

I need everyone at their best tomorrow.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl


there's a guy in one of my friend circles who recently got outed as having voted for trump "for the lols" after spending the last 5 months pretending to have not voted at all out of protest and we will never stop making fun of his cowardice

Calm
Apr 7, 2006

Bannon is one of those truly evil motherfuckers. He definitely knows exactly what he's doing. I'm guessing he really gets off to the fact that millions will die and suffer due to his policies and the influence he wields over Trump.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




From like 5 pages ago but holy lol this pic is paying dividends

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
how is trump so angry playing with a truck? I'd be psyched to play with a truck

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