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proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/845073787817201666

https://twitter.com/LisaMascaro/status/845075689846050816

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/845074959366021121

https://twitter.com/pkcapitol/status/845075208889389057

:toot:

Gonna be an eventful day tomorrow no matter how this ultimately shakes out :toot:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:14

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:23

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

lol Ryan is doomed

quote:

Mr. Trump has told four people close to him that he regrets going along with Speaker Paul D. Ryan�s plan to push a health care overhaul before unveiling a tax cut proposal more politically palatable to Republicans.

He said ruefully this week that he should have done tax reform first when it became clear that the quick-hit health care victory he had hoped for was not going to materialize on Thursday, the seventh anniversary of the act�s passage.

quote:

But resistance from his own party forced Mr. Ryan to delay the vote � even if he cast it as a take-it-or-leave-it deal.

It did not work. Until this week, Mr. Trump was slow to recognize the high stakes of the fight, or the implications of losing. He approved the agenda putting health care first late last year, almost in passing, in meetings with Mr. Ryan, Vice President Mike Pence and Reince Priebus, the White House chief of staff.

Staff members agreed on a hasty rollout strategy during weekend meetings earlier this month � with Mr. Pence suggesting that the president maintain distance from the proposal, urging him to refer to the bill as Mr. Ryan�s creation, according to senior Republicans.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/23/us/politics/trump-health-care-bill-regrets.html

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:22

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

If Trump causes Paul Ryan to commit suicide I'll think he's good lol

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:38

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

emoji posted:

If Trump causes Paul Ryan to commit suicide I'll think he's good lol

hell i might even vote for him

lol jk

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:50

Fasdar: Sep 1, 2001; Everybody loves dancing!

emoji posted:

If Trump causes Paul Ryan to commit suicide I'll think he's good lol

Simply by futzing about, he and his supporters are going to encourage a lot more suicides than just ol' Pauly Sparkles's. He can end the world simply by doing nothing!

LOL

Partisan Divide Predicts Climate Change Beliefs

In order to stay under 2 C, we need to halve CO2 emissions every decade.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:51

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

im trying to think a more unprofessional way to handle attempting to get something passed and i'm not coming up with anything besides like, violent threats or something like mooning people.

i mean we all knew he would be a bad president but this is just so, so special lol

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:52

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

GreatGreen posted:

I love how Trump is always blurting out immediately obvious lies and other totally outlandish, ridiculous poo poo and every single time, EVERY SINGLE TIME, all official organizations take what he says and treats it as if it's being said by someone totally rational and trustworthy, who they don't have any reason to believe would articulate anything other than verified scientific fact, who hasn't already done this a million times, half a dozen of those times invariably having happened in the last 24 hours.

Here let's spend millions of dollars and hundreds of man ours debunking what this idiot says AGAIN, this time he's claiming that North Korean Mexicans stole his favorite power tie and hid it in an empty coffee can in the White House basement or some poo poo, ok let's get to work fellas I'll put the coffee on.

Like has nobody who works in the news ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf? This happens multiple times daily.

lol

as he said, he's president, not you... so he must know better. lol

any rear end in a top hat can get into a position of power with money, its just sad watching everybody else fall in line like its normal

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:55

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

emoji posted:

If Trump causes Paul Ryan to commit suicide I'll think he's good lol

is self harm covered...?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:57

Ayn Randi: Mar 12, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Fasdar posted:

Simply by futzing about, he and his supporters are going to encourage a lot more suicides than just ol' Pauly Sparkles's. He can end the world simply by doing nothing!

LOL

Partisan Divide Predicts Climate Change Beliefs

In order to stay under 2 C, we need to halve CO2 emissions every decade.

we are all dead and there is absolutely nothing to be done about it so may as well have a good ol lol

# ? Mar 24, 2017 03:59

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Drunk & Ugly posted:

is self harm covered...?

Government officials have their own separate Healthcare system that is paid for by our taxes hth

nearly everything is covered for them

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:00

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

supporters of the ryan bill should give up their congress health plan and be forced onto ryancare to prove theyre true believers lol

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:02

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

turn off the TV posted:

Here, brighter version. Read the tab titles and look at the amount of upvotes/downvotes.

There are 100,000 people having a spite war to get the dead black man or the dead white woman the most upvotes lol

Giving you a lol for this, but this is not something new, this always happens.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:08

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

LOLZ:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/845099900299825152

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:11

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

TotalLossBrain posted:

LOLZ:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/845099900299825152

Jesus Christ lmao

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:18

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

TotalLossBrain posted:

LOLZ:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/845099900299825152

And they're a pro-Trump publication iirc hahahaha

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:20

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

turn off the TV posted:

Here, brighter version. Read the tab titles and look at the amount of upvotes/downvotes.

There are 100,000 people having a spite war to get the dead black man or the dead white woman the most upvotes lol

stewardess, I speak a little reddit, maybe i can help

so there's a subreddit called "The_Donald" that is a donald trump support subforum and also the most vile brokebrain hategroup ever. One thing they love to do is post a picture of a white victim of a crime done by an illegal immigrant, and then upvote it so much that it reaches reddit's front page, which is the ultimate achievement of reddit users for some reason. What makes it to the front page "shows" all the people of earth the truth, or so I gather.

fighting for frontpage attention is a big deal for some reason, so the anti The Donald subreddits decided to play the same game with a picture of the black victim of the white supremacist earlier this week and upvote that pic until it got onto the frontpage. So what TV posted was the data regarding how many upvotes each picture had gotten.

reddit upvote numbers are serious business. To redditors. I want to say this is the ultimate reddit slap fight, but its really just a good taste of reddit user politics in general. As somone mentioned before, reddit having an upvote battle full of bots, scripts, multiple accounts, etc is totally a normal thing for reddit

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:25

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

proof of concept posted:

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/845073787817201666

https://twitter.com/LisaMascaro/status/845075689846050816

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/845074959366021121

https://twitter.com/pkcapitol/status/845075208889389057

Gonna be an eventful day tomorrow no matter how this ultimately shakes out

Hoo boy. It's either gonna be a lol cuz the GOP self-owned or a lol cuz they're gonna turbofuck middle and working class people

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:31

Big Butt Skinner: Apr 16, 2005; Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

TotalLossBrain posted:

LOLZ:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/845099900299825152

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:31

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

Madcosby posted:

stewardess, I speak a little reddit, maybe i can help

so there's a subreddit called "The_Donald" that is a donald trump support subforum and also the most vile brokebrain hategroup ever. One thing they love to do is post a picture of a white victim of a crime done by an illegal immigrant, and then upvote it so much that it reaches reddit's front page, which is the ultimate achievement of reddit users for some reason. What makes it to the front page "shows" all the people of earth the truth, or so I gather.

fighting for frontpage attention is a big deal for some reason, so the anti The Donald subreddits decided to play the same game with a picture of the black victim of the white supremacist earlier this week and upvote that pic until it got onto the frontpage. So what TV posted was the data regarding how many upvotes each picture had gotten.

reddit upvote numbers are serious business. To redditors. I want to say this is the ultimate reddit slap fight, but its really just a good taste of reddit user politics in general. As somone mentioned before, reddit having an upvote battle full of bots, scripts, multiple accounts, etc is totally a normal thing for reddit

It's still not funny. And it's meaningless because the same exact content get heavily upvoted or downvoted depending on planetary alignment and the fickleness is a meme.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:39

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Skypie posted:

Hoo boy. It's either gonna be a lol cuz the GOP self-owned or a lol cuz they're gonna turbofuck middle and working class people

Porque no los dos? *gets deported*

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:41

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

TotalLossBrain posted:

LOLZ:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/845099900299825152

this is a thing that exists unironically

lol

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:48

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Porque no los dos? *gets deported*

*is the scared white man who called ICE*

# ? Mar 24, 2017 04:52

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Holy poo poo this is all real.

lol

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:19

ballistics statistics: Nov 27, 2003; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

TotalLossBrain posted:

LOLZ:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/845099900299825152

I need a copy of this so I can frame it. Fukken LOL

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:29

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

TotalLossBrain posted:

LOLZ:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/845099900299825152

Lmbo

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:41

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Easy-D is going to be fuckin' pissed tomorrow morning. It's going to be great. I am trying to purge all the lols out of my system in anticipation for tomorrow's lol-storm.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:45

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I like some of the headlines I'm reading. Essentially boils down to, "Trump not getting his way, will keep Obamacare in place in fit of rage." It would seem Trump does not even understand ACA or the proposed replacement, which makes the lols all that much better.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:50

Arms_Akimbo: Sep 29, 2006; It's so damn...literal.

emoji posted:

It's still not funny. And it's meaningless because the same exact content get heavily upvoted or downvoted depending on planetary alignment and the fickleness is a meme.

Reddit also has an algorithm for screwing with the vote totals to mask attempts to pad posts one way or the other, so those numbers aren't anywhere close to accurate.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:51

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

is there a real chance Easy D won't see that front page? Please please Easy D please see that front page.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:53

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

quote:

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