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This would have also been appropriate for the Leafs for most of the season but they seem to have gotten over that a bit
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The Little Kielbasa posted:Why aren't the Pens intentionally throwing games to fall to fourth. Too late for that, the Rangers have been on it for weeks.
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Mar 24, 2017 03:52
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Spotted, today down in Illinois (taken at a light while stopped, like a good girl):
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https://twitter.com/SunGarrioch/status/845105549444349952
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Suspicious posted:Describe your team's offense with 1 emoticon. I'll start. Canucks - 
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D: Crosby's gotten just a little bit out of hand these past few games...
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Look Around You posted:D: Last time I remember Crosby getting chippy/dirty like Malkin he was accidentally gifted a metal jaw from one of his teammates. 
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Look Around You posted:Crosby's gotten just a little bit out of hand these past few games... Judging by the blood, I'd say he got a fair bit outta Methot's hand.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:08
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Look Around You posted:D: I see what you did there. Also, knowing Crosby, they won't touch him. Then again, something like that may get him a game, but more likely a slap on the wrist fine. e: gently caress, beaten to the joke
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Kilza posted:Well the Oilers are going to lose to the Avs. It's been a fun season, see you in October. Oh, oops. Seriously, though, that was one of the Oilers worst games of the season and the only reason they won was because the Avs are very bad. They need to be much better on Saturday.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:32
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Avs take a 4-2 lead into the third. Allow five unanswered and now have a goal differential of -101.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:31
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corn on the cop posted:Avs take a 4-2 lead into the third. Allow five unanswered and now have a goal differential of -101. Can they be relegated to the AHL, and we can bring up whatever team wins there? Seriously, the oilers played like absolute garbage and scored 7 goals.
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corn on the cop posted:Avs take a 4-2 lead into the third. Allow five unanswered and now have a goal differential of -101. god drat the Avs have a 10 point lead on the last spot in the NHL they could have taken a night off from tanking geez
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Suspicious posted:Describe your team's offense with 1 emoticon. I'll start. 
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Duke Chin posted:god drat the Avs have a 10 point lead on the last spot in the NHL they could have taken a night off from tanking geez it's actually 20
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Mar 24, 2017 04:44
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corn on the cop posted:it's actually 20  corn on the cop posted:Avs take a 4-2 lead into the third. Allow five unanswered and now have a goal differential of -101. Here lie the Avs. They never scored. Should have asked Jagr for advice.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:46
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Jokes on me though for supporting this stupid team and giving them money. My own drat fault, really. Pretty drat hilarious this team surrenders FIVE in the third. Beautiful. Wonderful. Grand. Just fist me with a handful of wadded up one dollar bills like the cheap whore I am please.
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corn on the cop posted:it's actually 20 And they locked up last place since they can only get 18 points max. I mean, jesus. How do you even begin fixing the Avs aside from waiting for the next Crosby/McDavid? Roy fluking that team into a playoff spot in 2013-14 has set them back several years.
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ThinkTank posted:Judging by the blood, I'd say he got a fair bit outta Methot's hand. He literally cut off a finger tip that was hanging by skin. It should honestly be a suspension. If you're swinging your stick hard enough to cut someone's figure off under their glove then maybe you need time out.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:49
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Stretch Marx posted:He literally cut off a finger tip that was hanging by skin. It should honestly be a suspension. If you're swinging your stick hard enough to cut someone's figure off under their glove then maybe you need time out. But what if your name is Sidney Crosby? Ps nice win hawks.
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That play happens a million times a game. Crosby happened to get him in just the right spot.
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LumpyGumby posted:Jokes on me though for supporting this stupid team and giving them money. My own drat fault, really. Pretty drat hilarious this team surrenders FIVE in the third. Beautiful. Wonderful. Grand. Just fist me with a handful of wadded up one dollar bills like the cheap whore I am please. Well, as an oilers fan, we thank you. We've got one more there, it would be fantastic if they tanked that one too. Also, as an oilers fan, let me tell you it gets better. It might take 10 years and a pile of #1 draft picks that might turn into whiney new jersey losers, but some day it'll get better. Stretch Marx posted:He literally cut off a finger tip that was hanging by skin. It should honestly be a suspension. If you're swinging your stick hard enough to cut someone's figure off under their glove then maybe you need time out. Give him 5 games. Kane and Marchand too, send a message.
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What really sucks is that I'll be back there next year, attempting to try and cheer us on as we fellate the other team, and I'll be jerking off my money right into Kroenke's eyes, because apparently I'm a masochist she I hate myself and all I stand for. Worst team in decades and it seems everyone is fine about it. My girlfriend is a Pens fan, there's a winning team right there that I could cheer for. It wouldn't be hard. Is that what you want? Another Pittsburgh fan? I'll do it I swear I'll do it
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LumpyGumby posted:What really sucks is that I'll be back there next year, attempting to try and cheer us on as we fellate the other team, and I'll be jerking off my money right into Kroenke's eyes, because apparently I'm a masochist she I hate myself and all I stand for. Worst team in decades and it seems everyone is fine about it. Welcome to the club. Crosby can axe murder fingers and get away with it. It owns.
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corn on the cop posted:it's actually 20 [goes and checks the standings]  oh my god A+ tank effort you plummeting slides of snow
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Duke Chin posted:[goes and checks the standings] the sad thing is they aren't even a team that intended to tank the season yet they're managing to be literally the worst team of this millenium
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Ginette Reno posted:That play happens a million times a game. Crosby happened to get him in just the right spot. Intent doesn't matter only result.
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Duke Chin posted:[goes and checks the standings] I guess they couldn't stop the Avalanche of suck.
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Aphrodite posted:Intent doesn't matter only result. But it's Sidney Crosby so "unfortunate result of a legal hockey play."
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Aphrodite posted:Intent doesn't matter only result. Hockey play
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If shithead doesn't get a suspension for murdering Methot's finger I'm going to... I don't know what.
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Godinster posted:If shithead doesn't get a suspension for murdering Methot's finger I'm going to... I don't know what. Still watch? Io's rules of sports fandom include a rule that no matter what, you'll watch.
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Aphrodite posted:Intent doesn't matter only result. They've mentioned retaliation in DOPS videos before but injury is usually the driving reason to escalate to suspension anyways
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Everyones bitched about helicopter hockey parents telling their kids to go after crosby in juniors but nobody mentioned the part where he was whacking off their digits. Im not gonna post it because it's probably gonna get automatically embedded but the announcers were talking about losing a nail and this must be the other stations view because you can see him flip the dangling portion of his finger back into place edit: Good thing testicles have a little more give to them than fingers hifi fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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Wonderllama posted:I bet Crosby drives a convertible mustang You're in luck! I work for a Pens sponsor and have met Sid multiple times. Last I saw, he was driving a pretty stock F-150.
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FYI I'm a loving nobody and my work perks involve free tickets and using the entrance the players use. Despite me being a nobody, Sid has remembered my name over three seasons. Very cool of him.
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Citizen Tayne posted:FYI I'm a loving nobody and my work perks involve free tickets and using the entrance the players use. Despite me being a nobody, Sid has remembered my name over three seasons. Very cool of him. I bet you've never tried the whole pull my finger trick with him
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I, for one, look forward to the day when the NHL mandates razor sharp steel blades be implanted in to every stick and attempting to hack the limbs off of opposing players is just part of the game. Then all the old timers will complain about how in their day all they had was the fibreglass composite blades and dadgummit you really had to work hard at removing people's fingers and how all these kids have it all so much easier these days.
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