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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Thanks

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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
We used to eat them for their meat, why don't we go that anymore? Why are we settling for chickens the size of a kettleball?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

RandomPauI posted:

We used to eat them for their meat, why don't we go that anymore? Why are we settling for chickens the size of a kettleball?

My guess is profits

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

AlbieQuirky posted:

Halvah, you mean?

Yeah but it wont explode into a thousand sticky sugary crumbs if you look at it funny.


Also not as good since it wouldnt be literally just sugar and fat.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Scathach posted:

Is that a mango covered in ranch

The caption was "the best tasting salad I ever made" so reverse-engineering it is a potentially rewarding exercise for the reader, I guess

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

RandomPauI posted:

What sort of dinobird is he?

A brontobroiler.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

















corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

anti-abortion propaganda has gotten weird

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
This is why we have pizza rules.

quote:

what the gently caress

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Mymla posted:

This is why we have pizza rules.

what the gently caress

But is it a pizza or a hot dog sandwich that hasn't been clenched???

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
It's a pizza, and it breaks rules.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I'm clenching rn

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




why did you doxx my giant cock

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993



Why the hell would you think that cheerios are a good substitute for french onions? Also, I have no idea what they put in there to make the sauce brown.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

see my loaves ♫



See My Loaves ♫



SEE MY LOAVES ♫



SEE MY LOAVES

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:

see my loaves ♫



See My Loaves ♫



SEE MY LOAVES ♫



SEE MY LOAVES



you are a good shrimp

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Pastry of the Year posted:

see my loaves ♫



See My Loaves ♫



SEE MY LOAVES ♫



SEE MY LOAVES



i really, REALLY want to buy you an av of a small pastry.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Eh, Philippe! Thees ees no so bad, oui?!

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

King cakes gettin' real weird this year

or

Child of the blob

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Pastry of the Year posted:

see my loaves ♫



See My Loaves ♫



SEE MY LOAVES ♫



SEE MY LOAVES



:stonk: Look man I got nothing against loaf deviants I just don't want them loafing it all up in my face you get what I mean?

Loaf, but loaf privately.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

Eh, Philippe! Thees ees no so bad, oui?!

lmao

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
"Cow Heart Stew With Chocolate Milk"


courtesy of meatloaf princess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IselhGM_KT4

Clone Farmer
Aug 28, 2006

Pastry of the Year posted:

see my loaves ♫


SEE MY LOAVES ♫





aaaaaAAAAHHH IS THIS CAKE OR A SANDWICH I CAN'T TELL?

daert1
Nov 11, 2012

I have seen things that you people cannot imagine,
Thunt crying on an unposted blog,
An otter drawn by a madman,
A she-beast screeching on the moon in June,
All lost, like GeoCities in rain
time to die
:suicide:

gentle pete posted:

"Cow Heart Stew With Chocolate Milk"


courtesy of meatloaf princess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IselhGM_KT4

Why aren't they melting?

WHY AREN'T THEY MELTING??????

:magical:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Tacobell has good ideas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD1U6hzwT4Y

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
No chicken rules.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Haifisch posted:

No chicken rules.



Oh, god, I would probably enjoy this.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Oh my god

Not to be outdone by Denny's and Arby's social media people.

I think I love them for this

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION


please explain

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Haifisch posted:

No chicken rules.



Yeah, probably would at least once.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Haifisch posted:

No chicken rules.



When I was a kid my mom would use crushed ritz crackers for breading and it was amazing. This is probably good. Bad in an existential sense but tasty.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Haifisch posted:

No chicken rules.



I'm less offended by this than when people put Doritos on everything, for some reason.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Haifisch posted:

No chicken rules.



No, there is ONE chicken rule

Don't boil chicken

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


The Glumslinger posted:

No, there is ONE chicken rule

Don't boil chicken

gently caress you.

*tosses chicken into pot to make soup*

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Crispy slime mold lasagna?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Ramos posted:

gently caress you.

*tosses chicken into pot to make soup*

I mean, it's still a good idea to roast or bake it before adding it to soup though

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Hope you like noodle poop.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Aesop Poprock posted:

I mean, it's still a good idea to roast or bake it before adding it to soup though

Oh, well, I guess if it's raw chicken we're talking about, yeah.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Picnic Princess posted:



Hope you like noodle poop.

Needs to have the Star Wars garbage chute monster photoshopped in.

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