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Lol wtf, the agent said the patch wouldn't go live till April and in reality he was only 3-4 days out and MoMA considers this a victory? Man it must suck to try so hard only to come up so short.
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Can't remember his name, but he's one of my favs in the whole Crysis series.
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They'll push a patch as they need a sale and sales start on a Friday. The patch also contains a ship they'll want to sell again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phX_o6Z_xkE
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AP posted:They'll push a patch as they need a sale and sales start on a Friday. Yeah they really need to pump those March numbers. Also as long as CIG define what's cut out of any particular patch, there's not much smug to be had from them releasing it without also stating it includes what they said they did
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Chalks posted:Lol wtf, the agent said the patch wouldn't go live till April and in reality he was only 3-4 days out and MoMA considers this a victory? No, the patch has still no gone live as it is still in pre-patch state.
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PYF (post your favorite) patch note bullet Mine:
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NEW FEATURES Game System: Star Marine: - increased points for a certain type of kill (not a feature or game system) - scoreboard now shows the state of the game (lmao) - spawn room protected from enemy players (lmao) - disabled melee and prone because we couldn't make them work (this is literally the opposite of a new feature) - made it possible to start games with less people (because not enough people are playing) Technical: - lowered loading time (with a buzzword!)
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Mar 24, 2017 10:04
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Known Issues: An entire game mode no longer has sound.
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"- Fixed an issue preventing the Spectator's game audio from becoming corrupted" Great work guys..?
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trucutru posted:No, the patch has still no gone live as it is still in pre-patch state. Sure would be embarrasing for MoMa if they delayed the patch for a week, making The Agent's information 20x more accurate than the official line instead of just 19x more accurate.
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Mar 24, 2017 10:26
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" mega map is in, except it isn't "
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
Now I realize why MoMA is so smug about this patch. Its either that or burning shame
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MarcusSA posted:So tangibly related to this thread. I'm still very confused as to what is and what isn't "doxxing". Like this is being Doxxed right? Goddamn, talk about sabotaging your own career Jontron jeez.
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Oh, dear... So, here's the face of man who's just realised he's working for a scam http://i.imgur.com/rLRMJ2W.mp4 And this guy.... Justin must hate him because the red balance is just a touch off. Also, I'm pretty sure that's a massive comb-over.  People are parodying Chris  Female characters are in... leather.  And what the gently caress is happening here? 
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 Why is this a mocapped thing?  Hey, Sandi's finally found a girl who, she thinks, won't be able to upstage her. http://i.imgur.com/1OgSJfk.mp4 The gently caress's an impErator?  Oh.   
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:" mega map is in, except it isn't " If you install a faster hard drive and more RAM mega map loads faster.
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SelenicMartian posted:The gently caress's an impErator? $20 a month subscriber.
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Hahaha 3 months after that abortion of a patch came out they are still just doing tiny bug fixes without anything major being added.
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Got my 2.6.2 PTU invite... despite the fact that I got a refund 2 months ago. Apparently my account is still active; they can't even close accounts right. LOL.
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NEW FEATURES Game systems We removed Crouch and Prone ... What the cunting gently caress?
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At least they fixed some spelling mistakes on ship decals.
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Imagine being MOMA. Imagine being smug as gently caress and thinking you've won because the trainwreck you're cheering for has successfully managed to remove crouching and melee combat from its first person shooter four days earlier than someone else predicted.
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"Hey MOMA! I heard that last night you wet the bed!" "Nuh-UH, LOSER GOONIE. I'll have you know that I woke up covered in poo poo! Shows what you know."
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I honestly think MoMA has maybe a few hundred dollars in the game (still inexcusable) and just enjoys trolling this thread because he can get 3+ pages of people frothing at the mouth with 1 post.
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Breetai posted:NEW FEATURES Someone told Chris the game was still prone to crashing, and he just rolled his eyes at them and said "So take out prone" then snorted like the entire conversation was beneath him.
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Mar 24, 2017 14:51
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Backer notes: We bought a $30,000 doodad for the office
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TheAgent posted:hello quote:Designers are putting in systems and testing them within the same week. If I put in a system on a Monday I am testing it that Monday if not Tuesday. This is pretty much how everyone does it. You don't put something in and wait a while to test it.
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big nipples big life posted:I honestly think MoMA has maybe a few hundred dollars in the game (still inexcusable) and just enjoys trolling this thread because he can get 3+ pages of people frothing at the mouth with 1 post. So slightly more successful then when you froth at the mouth whwnever Derek posts? Besides, we all know MOMA ain't trolling. Mods have doxxed him about 5 times now and know his accounts pretty huge. We've been working on getting his account refunded by CIG but were waiting for an insider to get a photo of his passport.
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Making fun of infamous internet idiot Derek Smart is 100% guaranteed entertainment action for me, I'm not really concerned if his jock sniffers enjoy it.
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big nipples big life posted:Making fun of infamous internet idiot Derek Smart is 100% guaranteed entertainment action for me, I'm not really concerned if his jock sniffers enjoy it. You always get the best username updates. That thread is amazing.
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big nipples big life posted:Making fun of infamous internet idiot Derek Smart is 100% guaranteed entertainment action for me, I'm not really concerned if his jock sniffers enjoy it. What is it with people who hate Derek Smart and mentioning his crotch? Also, congrats, now apply that mentality to MOMA and you can begin to understand how other human's work!
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Meridian posted:You always get the best username updates. That thread is amazing. I don't think I'll ever top this one.
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big nipples big life posted:I don't think I'll ever top this one. I think you might've jumped the shark with the last one anyway.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:So slightly more successful then when you froth at the mouth whwnever Derek posts? You write like an SC cultist dude. Maybe take a break, Go do something else.
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big nipples big life posted:Making fun of infamous internet idiot Derek Smart is 100% guaranteed entertainment action for me, I'm not really concerned if his jock sniffers enjoy it. being considerate of others' thread enjoyment is actually a pretty good idea, even the ones you feel the need to insult this thread is a collective endeavor and none of us can really claim an exclusive or exceptional right to posting or being read, or that one's own right to guaranteed thread entertainment action trumps anyone else's
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Lladre posted:You write like an SC cultist dude. I think he's joking but who knows, in this weird world of ours where star citizen is a thing
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