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i have sex the good way. ladies get at me.
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Mar 24, 2017 12:33
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by Hand Knit
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sex is like an art. there's a good way to do it, and a bad way to do it, and I do it the good way, not the bad way
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Mar 24, 2017 12:34
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hey stinkoman, people say you're the good kind of sex guy, but, i want to be the good kind of sex guy too.
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Mar 24, 2017 12:52
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I'm the bad kind of sex guy. I'm the kind of sex guy your daughters warned you about. I wear a long moustache and a sport coat. I'm the bad kind of sex guy.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:09
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- Android Blues
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bad sex guy:good sex guy :: the pallid rays of the moon:the smoky warmth of the sun
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Mar 24, 2017 13:10
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Bad sex guy has sex like this. Good sex guy? Has sex the other way. *audience cracking up because they all get it immediately*
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Mar 24, 2017 13:10
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When the bad sex guy has sex, a wolf howls and an eagle feels desolate. When the good sex guy has sex, a cactus blooms in the desert. A sand vermine scurries from its hole and lets the sand wash over its coat, cleaning it of grit - when the good sex guy has sex.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:12
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A household where they have a shrine to the good sex guy and the bad sex guy, and they sacrifice crows for the bad sex guy, and bake biscuits and heavy doughy treats for the one who's good at sex.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:14
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- Android Blues
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Little dishes in front of the good sex guy and the bad sex guy shrines. They go, "mmh," when you weigh them down with an offering, except bad sex man has a sound to him that is more like, "hmmph!". His sport coat is rendered in ivory.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:16
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The good sex guy, Spenta Mainyu, battles endlessly in opposition to the bad sex guy, Angra Mainyu. Humanity, of course, is bent over in the middle and getting it at both ends.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:35
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Goofus finishes first and wants to watch TV while they do it.
Gallant does the exact same thing because our misogynist culture doesn't value women's sexual needs #YesAllSexGuys
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Mar 24, 2017 13:40
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The good sex guy, Spenta Mainyu, battles endlessly in opposition to the bad sex guy, Angra Mainyu. Humanity, of course, is bent over in the middle and getting it at both ends.
Goofus finishes first and wants to watch TV while they do it.
Gallant does the exact same thing because our misogynist culture doesn't value women's sexual needs #YesAllSexGuys
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Mar 24, 2017 13:45
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Blaxploitation hero Sexual Jones, a character appearing in more than 35 different films from 1973-1986,[1] is often described in the films as a "bad sex guy."[2] However, the audience is then informed that the characters in the film "can dig it."[3] In this way, Jones can be defined as both a "good sex guy" and a "bad sex guy," a dichotomy that Dr. Cornel West calls "the paradox of black sexuality in white society."[4]
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Mar 24, 2017 13:46
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by Hand Knit
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When the bad sex guy has sex, a wolf howls and an eagle feels desolate. When the good sex guy has sex, a cactus blooms in the desert. A sand vermine scurries from its hole and lets the sand wash over its coat, cleaning it of grit - when the good sex guy has sex.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:51
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Blaxploitation hero Sexual Jones, a character appearing in more than 35 different films from 1973-1986,[1] is often described in the films as a "bad sex guy."[2] However, the audience is then informed that the characters in the film "can dig it."[3] In this way, Jones can be defined as both a "good sex guy" and a "bad sex guy," a dichotomy that Dr. Cornel West calls "the paradox of black sexuality in white society."[4]
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Mar 24, 2017 13:51
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Sex is like pizza: when it's bad, i won't have it, and when it's good, i do
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Mar 24, 2017 13:53
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Sex is like pizza: it gives you diabetes.
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Mar 24, 2017 13:55
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One day nearer spring
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good sex guy: me when becky and i were happy in those halcyon days of yesteryear
bad sex guy: that arrogant rear end in a top hat with perfect hair that becky is with now
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Mar 24, 2017 14:01
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One day nearer spring
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she beckons me to come to bed, her sultry eyes and naked from enticing me, i approach with one hand held behind my back. as i near her i reveal my hidden surprise, a pineapple. her breath quickens and her eyes dilate as she reaches beneath her pillow, her shaking hands fumbling with an unseen object. my heart stops, fear gripping me as i wait for the reveal, wondering if we are truly compatible.... her hands slowly pull something from the dark, it glistens in the faint light, i can breath again, happiness sweeps over me, its a honey ham.
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Mar 24, 2017 14:15
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she beckons me to come to bed, her sultry eyes and naked from enticing me, i approach with one hand held behind my back. as i near her i reveal my hidden surprise, a pineapple. her breath quickens and her eyes dilate as she reaches beneath her pillow, her shaking hands fumbling with an unseen object. my heart stops, fear gripping me as i wait for the reveal, wondering if we are truly compatible.... her hands slowly pull something from the dark, it glistens in the faint light, i can breath again, happiness sweeps over me, its a honey ham.
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Mar 24, 2017 14:19
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bad sex guy: learns sex moves at dojo run by mean ex-special forces guy
good sex guy: learns sex moves one-on-one as personal slave of maverick retired sex expert, who teaches unusual long-shot technique that is pivotal in winning the love interest's heart at . . . the . . . uh, sex competition?
sex is like pizza: the enjoyability of a pineapple topping depends entirely on the other ingredients
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Mar 24, 2017 14:19
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There are good Sex-men, like Cyclops, and bad ones, like Wolverine, but they can still work together.
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Mar 24, 2017 14:24
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Deep into the thick of the Sex World Championships Steve lands the dismount. The crowd goes wild. A single tear runs down his face as the judges hold up their cards. 10 they all say. Finally, Steve is a good sex guy.
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Mar 24, 2017 16:41
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Bad Sex Guy: all guys, let's be real here
Good Sex Guy: the platonic ideal to which all bad sexhavers should aspire, although few do. Achieving such a platonic ideal cannot be done due to Zeno's Paradox, but like Sisyphus those bad sexhavers who wish to improve just keep pushing a rock uphill. Except instead of a rock, it's boobs. Really big boobs.
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Mar 24, 2017 17:24
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(filling out medical questionnaire)
Please select Good or Bad for the following:
Smoking:______
Sex Guy: ______
Drug Use: ______
Allergies: _____
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Mar 24, 2017 17:25
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Was it good for you ma'am? Of course it was, because when it cones to sex...im as good as it gets. *fans and spins penis around hand in a flourish before holsterring it with a tip of my hat*
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Mar 24, 2017 17:50
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I'm the bad kind of sex guy. I'm the kind of sex guy your daughters warned you about. I wear a long moustache and a sport coat. I'm the bad kind of sex guy.
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Mar 24, 2017 17:51
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bad sex guy, talking about sex - the sex? guhh! gah! duurrrrr!
me (good sex guy), talking about sex - *elegantly recites beautiful sexual prose in 4 different languages, causing several people to dramatically fan thenselves before fainting*
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Mar 24, 2017 17:57
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I'm the good kind of SEX GUY. *guitar riff* Yeah the good kind of SEX! GUY! *guitar riff*
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Mar 24, 2017 18:13
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I am the good sex guy. I sit in the lotus position, meditating on the good sex. I appear to be levitating, but actually I am...oh ho ho, you probably thought I was going to say that I was balancing on my large member, but no, the good sex guy is beyond such frivolously crude humor. No, I actually am hovering off the ground, because I am such a good sex guy, and because my penis is so large its gravitational field can hold me aloft.
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Mar 24, 2017 18:38
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Good sex guy: tantric meditation
Bad sex guy: tantric-or-treat
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Mar 24, 2017 18:43
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