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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

fits my needs posted:

Lol they have "no money left" after loading up their retirement accounts and poo poo too. gently caress em

They could have a banging life if they took two less vacations a year and didn't spend 9,000 loving dollars on clothes every year. No fancy threads or bags, Jesus i don't think I've owned 2,000 worth of clothes over the course of my loving life

e i don't dress as nice as ed balls though

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
what does todd rokita think he'll get out of all this rear end kissing?

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

zegermans posted:

Guys I'm starting to think Trump is actually really bad at negotiating and is just a bully conman whose only talent is to lie

He's a bad businessman
Does he business while he can
Just does his business bad.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Schnorkles posted:

if we're discounting generals, then no one at the presidential level. Plenty at the governor level. The R's nominated a businessman against FDR.

Well, a nomination is still closer to what we've got than I was expecting. :tipshat:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Do we know when the vote/ax is dropping?

When im drunk enough, give it a couple of hours ok?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Serf posted:

7300 left over is more money than i have total lol

Hahaha yah



gently caress

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hes saying theyre stupid , right?


right?

Yeah for what it's worth, the guy posting the tweet seems to be taking the piss, the guy who wrote the article is dead serious though.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


hachi machi

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

zegermans posted:

Guys I'm starting to think Trump is actually really bad at negotiating and is just a bully conman whose only talent is to lie

TBH being a good liar is a pretty good talent

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

quadrophrenic posted:

i very much enjoyed the "i would remind the gentleman from florida that 50,000 people in his district will lose coverage if this bill passes" and i hope they do that after every yes remark

HAHAHA that's exactly what they're doing

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

pie chart looks like a butt


Majorian posted:

LOL kind of looks like a butt.

e: Squizzle you motherfucker

wtf i got a totally different number on my butt, weirdoes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

is this the filth that squizzle was watching!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Nothing loving shady about this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY


Posting this again.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/844721400954925056

"R's astonishing how in over his head trump is"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

pie chart looks like a butt

looks more a dick right as my face is moving toward it

even got the lil red dick slit

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

if we're discounting generals, then no one at the presidential level. Plenty at the governor level. The R's nominated a businessman against FDR.

idk what it was like lo those many years ago in the 19th mfin century but i think general is a p political job these days

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

boethius posted:

He's a bad businessman
Does he business while he can
Just does his business bad.

business man, business man
doing the things a business can
usually robs from fellow man
business man

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I've put down good money in $1 bills for this before

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



is this like a porn parody or something or has the reboot gone in even weirder places than even I expected

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Trump is not even a good liar he is just a prolific liar. A carpetbombing liar. Just keep lying.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

punchymcpunch posted:

wtf i got a totally different number on my butt, weirdoes

id get that checked out

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

wtf i got a totally different number on my butt, weirdoes

...is it 666?

:devil:

AbsolutelySane
Jul 2, 2012

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Good point. Set your ambush points on lonely highways in states with underfunded services (all of them in the future lol) and you'll probably never even see a cop. Just keep switching locations and don't do stuff across state lines.

Sounds like a sterling opportunity for an Automated Truck Automated Reactionary Defense company. BRB, trademarking that acronym.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





i didnt see this episode

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

brugroffil posted:

based on some of his follow-up responses yeah it does seem like he's pointing out that they're just over-spending or at least living right at their means rather than below them.

Which is easy to do when you count all savings, like the very first two items on that budget, as expenses.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
i don't understand budgeting for clothes

like, just buy new clothes when the old ones break or something

maybe i'm a dirty poor, but sometimes i go several years just buying like 2 or 3 pairs of jeans and some shirts

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Yessss


https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/845304169594589184

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

Trump is not even a good liar he is just a prolific liar. A carpetbombing liar. Just keep lying.

trumps trick is that by lying he gets you to try and explain why its a lie which elevates him to the level of "person i am having a conversation with" which is far, far above the level of attention he deserves

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

I think I found out about this song from Silicon Valley. Thumbs up.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at all these republicans in support being reminded fo how many people will lose insurance if it passes

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Thunder God Biden posted:

You son of a bitch I clicked on this and got Debbie Wasserman Schulz all over my computer and now it wont wash out.

Debbie Wassermann Schultz Good!

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
lol clay higgins is something

"ive heard a lot of words today, words like fact"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Majorian posted:

...is it 666?

:devil:

its 70 (the sex number)

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

D-D-D-D-D-D-DDDDDDAMMMM


(lol at the "well the guy has to be a carpenter or some guy with a tool belt right? REAL AMERICA")

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Elephanthead posted:

Trump is not even a good liar he is just a prolific liar. A carpetbombing liar. Just keep lying.

He's also big into the Norman Vincent Peale "Power of Positive Thinking", so he always declares victory, never defeat.

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

MacheteZombie posted:

lol clay higgins is something

"ive heard a lot of words today, words like fact"

this is peak oldmanyellsatcloud.jpg

i love this, the house is so much more entertaining than the dumb ol senate

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
8000 PAGES OF FREEDOM

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

The man speaking at the moment is insane.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

TBH being a good liar is a pretty good talent

he's not even that good at it

people are just dumb because he's rich

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/844721400954925056

"R's astonishing how in over his head trump is"

McConnell calling the shots makes sense. He wants something, anything, to pass the House so he can scrap it in the Senate with his own version and pass that.

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