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wyoming posted:Hope his real name is Han Mah Boogie.
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I read this book called Lost Stars that I thought would be cool because it involved two characters that were not in any movies or anything. It's dumb as gently caress. The two characters coincidentally meet every single named character from the OT.
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UmOk posted:I read this book called Lost Stars that I thought would be cool because it involved two characters that were not in any movies or anything. It's dumb as gently caress. The two characters coincidentally meet every single named character from the OT. Even Dack?
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Mar 24, 2017 04:33
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Edge Maverick is canon.
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The MSJ posted:Bob Iger just suggested that Han Solo us not Han Solo's real name, and his movie will reveal how he got it. Better Call Solo.
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The MSJ posted:Bob Iger just suggested that Han Solo us not Han Solo's real name, and his movie will reveal how he got it. Before, his last name was "Lue"
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MonsieurChoc posted:Edge Maverick is canon. How dare you
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Mar 24, 2017 11:01
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Who the hell is Bob Iger and why is he telling me about Star Wars.
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SHISHKABOB posted:Who the hell is Bob Iger and why is he telling me about Star Wars. Head of Disney.
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The MSJ posted:Bob Iger just suggested that Han Solo us not Han Solo's real name, and his movie will reveal how he got it. gently caress off
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Mar 24, 2017 15:30
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Han Solo is dead.
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Serf posted:How dare you Who dares, wins.
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Mar 24, 2017 15:57
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Head of Disney. He is also on Trump's board of advisors and haven't quit despite being a Clinton supporter. He's Trump's only media advisor as far as I know.
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Mar 24, 2017 15:59
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all of Talon Karrde's ship names are canon
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The MSJ posted:Bob Iger just suggested that Han Solo us not Han Solo's real name, and his movie will reveal how he got it. Spoiler: it has something to do with Lando catching him jerking off, which also explains why Lando pronounces it differently.
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The MSJ posted:He is also on Trump's board of advisors and haven't quit despite being a Clinton supporter. He's Trump's only media advisor as far as I know. What about Perlmutter or one of the Facebook guys?
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General Dog posted:Spoiler: it has something to do with Lando catching him jerking off, which also explains why Lando pronounces it differently. That'd be some EU-tier poo poo
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Mar 24, 2017 16:50
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FuturePastNow posted:all of Talon Karrde's ship names are canon 
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It's going to be something about how he did the Kessel run by himself isn't it.
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Mar 24, 2017 16:56
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Han Solo's name was "Han Johnson" before he mistakenly married an alien while involved in some wacky spice-smuggling hijinks and took their surname. EDIT: Not Star Warsy enough, should be "Han Jho'sun"
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Raxivace posted:Han Solo is dead. Long live Han Solo.
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Mar 24, 2017 17:38
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Woody Harrelson is the Real Han Solo.
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Mecha Gojira posted:Woody Harrelson is the Real Han Solo. Almost certainly. Beckett isn't a very Star Wars name.
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Well Manicured Man posted:Han Solo's name was "Han Johnson" before he mistakenly married an alien while involved in some wacky spice-smuggling hijinks and took their surname. Chad Rebar
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Well Manicured Man posted:EDIT: Not Star Warsy enough, should be "Han Jho'sun"
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Saul Hanson
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He was Han Yolo until he died and then came back to life, so then he had to legally change his name.
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Oh great it's going to be like that Simpsons episode with the real principal Skinner. That worked out very well there too. Should be good.
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Pops Mgee posted:Oh great it's going to be like that Simpsons episode with the real principal Skinner. That worked out very well there too. Should be good. That was a good episode and I will fight you.
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Pops Mgee posted:Oh great it's going to be like that Simpsons episode with the real principal Skinner. That worked out very well there too. Should be good. If his real name is literally Armin Tamzarian it would be a master troll though.
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If it's not Han Goldstein I'm not paying.
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Mar 25, 2017 01:49
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In his previous life he was an actor named Harrison Ford
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Mar 25, 2017 01:54
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"My real name is actually... Mallatobuck." *begins wolfman transformation*
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The movie begins with a wizen old woman telling the soon to be Han Solo that he must be careful never to let anyone learn his true name or they will have power over him. He believes her implicitly and immediately adopts the Han Solo moniker. This plot point never comes up again.
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Mar 25, 2017 02:06
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His real name's Corto Maltese.
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Mar 25, 2017 02:37
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He was Han Solojczyk but they changed it at Space Ellis Island.
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You: Han Solo Me, an intellectual: Mandarin By Himself
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Sulu
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He used to be named Han Duo, and then his sidekick died
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