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Margaret White posted:I believe my daughter, who is 12, is on the way to becoming a pyromaniac. Is she cruel to animals, and does she wet the bed?
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Stumpy posted:I have a fetish for amputees and removing limbs. Obviously I do not plan on living this out in real life. I haven't even shared it with any of my partners since I realize it's really bizarre and potentially scary to some people. You might want to play "Uncanny Valley" if you haven't already. I'd say avoid spoilers, but because I'm recommending it to you, you can probably guess what happens.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 11:00 |
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Apparently the parents were on to something but it's weird to take your daughter to therapist (the first time) because she burned some leaves and some yarn.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 11:38 |
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quote:I'm not a very hairy guy. I can't grow a beard to save my life, have basically no chest hair, etc. But do you know what I can grow? A forest of pubes. This upsets me and I can't figure out why. What is the purpose of pubic hair, because I can't see any? You look at a (female) body and you have PUBES, and no other body hair is around. This is utterly bizarre and confounds me. I just shaved my pubes and it felt really good. Pubic hair is p gross and needs to evolve away yesterday. Pubic hair supposedly keeps your genitals warm, but I fail too see how that happens. If the hair was centered on the dick, maybe, but when the hair is on the area above your dick, it doesn't do poo poo. Shaving your pubes doesn't make your genitals colder from what I can tell. Speaking of your dick, shaft hair is the worst. I also wish I had a bigger penis. quote:I have a small confession that I've never told anyone before. I don't think it's a good idea to gently caress movies
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 12:20 |
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I lost my virginity to Nine Inch Nail's Pretty Hate Machine.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 12:23 |
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The Crow for me
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:00 |
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if you can't grow a beard and don't have chest hair you're not hairy hth
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:01 |
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I lost my virginity to The Help
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:03 |
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free basket of chips posted:I lost my virginity to The Help Economic coercion is still coercion, you rapist.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:08 |
pube goon pubes drastically affect oils and smells and all that crap. Also I recommend burning the pubes off it'll be smoother and they'll be turned to ash so no disposal
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:11 |
pyromaniac daughter goon buy her a copy of firestarter
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:12 |
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Those were a couple thrilling confessions. I can certainly understand why "i have pubes" and "i had sex while watching tv" needed to be revealed anonymously.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:13 |
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i too support a goon setting his dick on fire
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:21 |
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women and their no body hair!
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:40 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Those were a couple thrilling confessions. I can certainly understand why "i have pubes" and "i had sex while watching tv" needed to be revealed anonymously. It's kind of hard to think of a good platform for sharing your thoughts RE pubes, this thread is good for getting stuff off your chest without starting a whole big "thing" about it and I think the other one was just trying to start a conversation about what media everybody lost their virginity to (I think mine was after The Big Lebowski)
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:49 |
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I lost my virginity to Stargate SG-1.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 14:05 |
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loquacius posted:and I think the other one was just trying to start a conversation about what media everybody lost their virginity to (I think mine was after The Big Lebowski) Well in that case, when I lost mine we didn't watch TV, but one of the next times I put Judge Judy on. It helped.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 14:12 |
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There wasn't a TV in the room the first time I had sex now I feel like I missed out
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 14:37 |
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I lost my virginity while reading the firestarter confession last page.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 15:01 |
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🔥 daughter is the red witch E: a girl friend of mine lost her virginity to that paved paradise and put up a parking lot on repeat Hardawn fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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I lost my virginity to the sound of her muffled screaming.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 15:35 |
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I was crying too much to recall if there was music.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:03 |
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I know the drunk driver thread which was sort of funny, but what the hell did you do to get the "child fucker"?
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:08 |
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H.H posted:I lost my virginity to the sound of her muffled screaming. Oh gently caress, I just cut myself on your edginess
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:14 |
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I think German MTV was playing on the TV in the brothel when I lost my virginity. I was absurdly drunk and it was not a fun experience.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:19 |
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H.H posted:I lost my virginity to the sound of her muffled screaming. lol
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:23 |
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limp_cheese posted:I think German MTV was playing on the TV in the brothel when I lost my virginity. I was absurdly drunk and it was not a fun experience. Hope you got a discount. Customer satisfaction is literally a hooker's job.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:57 |
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free basket of chips posted:I lost my virginity to The Help Jeb Bush is that you !?
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:58 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hope you got a discount. Customer satisfaction is literally a hooker's job. It wasn't her fault. I just learned after going to a brothel another time that hookers are not for me. Besides, I'm pretty sure I freaked out since there was a mirror above the bed post and I was watching myself gently caress her doggystyle. Tip for virgins out there, don't watch yourself loving your first time. I ran out of there, almost literally, without finishing while the madam was telling me to tell my friends to be quiet outside the front door. She's trying to run a discreet business here. She was black and didn't speak any English. Everyone in the platoon, including the black platoon sergeant and woman LT, teased me for a few days.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:57 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I lost my virginity to Nine Inch Nail's Pretty Hate Machine. gently caress, I did too.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:20 |
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quote:My girlfriend is way, way, way out of my league. She's definitely a 10/10 and I'm a pale, out of shape, kind of awkward nerd. But she's told me that I'm the only person she feels she can be herself around, and we've been together for 4 months now. I am falling in love with her and, as noted before, she is BY FAR the most beautiful woman I've ever know, let alone dated. quote:My wife and I have been happily married for 4 months. Unfortunately, it appears the honeymoon period is over and we are heading towards divorce.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:27 |
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Your girlfriend is totally still doing drugs, but unless she's also loving other dudes who cares. Ride the ride you have no business being on as long as it will last.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:32 |
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Vampire fan, I have an actual wooden stake blessed by priests and used to slay three undead abominations, I'd be willing to sell it to you for $500, pm me
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:33 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Your girlfriend is totally still doing drugs, but unless she's also loving other dudes who cares. Ride the ride you have no business being on as long as it will last.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:41 |
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Vampire room might have been funny but it went several steps too far. 3/10 would not read again.
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food court bailiff posted:Vampire fan, I have an actual wooden stake blessed by priests and used to slay three undead abominations, I'd be willing to sell it to you for $500, pm me Sure, three nobodies. I have a stake that was used to slay a relative of The Vampire himself. And for a low price of $750 you can own the stake used to slay Kevin Dracula.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:01 |
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Van Helsing send in a picture of vampire room. If this actually exists I'm...dying to see it.
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Dogbrisket posted:Vampire room might have been funny but it went several steps too far. 3/10 would not read again. Totally lost interest after the plaster on the windows.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Your girlfriend is totally still doing drugs, but unless she's also loving other dudes who cares. Ride the ride you have no business being on as long as it will last. This, but I'll also add that you're both adults and you can't tell her what to do. If her doing some coke is too much for you to handle then end it. Otherwise suck it up and keep loving your perfect 10 you square.
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Solice Kirsk posted:This, but I'll also add that you're both adults and you can't tell her what to do. If her doing some coke is too much for you to handle then end it. Otherwise suck it up and keep loving your perfect 10 you square. Yep you're gonna wreck it with all this. Having some party drugs when you're out with friends occasionally is not the same thing as being an addict. On top of that, you have literally no evidence or reason to be suspicious besides the fact that her friends use drugs sometimes. Be happy this beautiful girl wants any part of you. If you begin to notice large sums of money being spent with nothing to show for it or any types of addictive behavior, then reevaluate the situation. But stop being such a goddamn wet blanket before you ruin this awesome thing you've got going. quote:I have empathy, I feel real bad that you're going to have to bury every one of your degenerate addict friends when the inevitably OD. I know you think you're being cool and edgy but I'll just take this at face value and say thank you, I appreciate that. Doubt I'll have to do the actual burying though. I don't look at them as degenerates I look at them as victims which is what they are. The majority of them have gotten clean, some are veterans who have been junkies for decades so I'm not too worried about them, but there are others and I really do hope they get help before they die. The problem is that there's not really that much I can do for them, but I wish there were. Up to this day only one person I know has ODed and passed away from it, but it was on purpose as a note was left. Pretty surprised at that 5 year statistic and wondering if it's actually true. Play fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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