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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Jaminjami posted:

ryan looks like he's come down with whatever hosed up thing spicer has

Plutonium poisoning or whatever the gently caress it is that Putin uses to poison people.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

oh my god.

"YOU DEMS WANTED US TO PASS THIS BILL AND KILL EVERYONE!!!!"

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angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Law of the Land

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Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

now is a good time for the battle hymn of the republic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj6bykzlOaM

:patriot:

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quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

imagine being a trump supporter right now LOL

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JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

I mean, I don't know how careful of a rhetorician Ryan is, but it seems significant that he omitted "repeal" and instead talked about "replacing" the bill.

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

"Obamacare is the law of the land... we're going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future"

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Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

sandoz posted:

paul ryan lookin like aaron rodgers on chemo

Aaron Rodgers knows how to pass things tho

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

most counties have like 500 people lol wtf

quoting the number of counties.

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Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

PostNouveau posted:

Plutonium poisoning or whatever the gently caress it is that Putin uses to poison people.

Polonium.

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Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

NOTE

TRUMP FOLDED BECAUSE HE IS A GIANT CUCK AND CANT GET REPUBLICANS IN BOTH HOUSES TO WORK WITH HIM

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

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CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

WE WERE ACTUALLY DOING YOU A FAVOR

THANKS FOR NOTHING

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

"Obamacare is bad and is going to get worse and sucks real bad, so we should probably do something but it's the democrats' fault!"

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

mannerup posted:

"Obamacare is the law of the land... we're going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future"

OBAMA

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AiGNL0LYN0

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/841685983678595074

but he's such a wonk!

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/845368413228814336

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

hes whining about being in the majority!!!!!!!!!

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ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/845360219211345920

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

no one will say exactly how many votes they had

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

if you really think obamacare is failing, why would you just drop this law? why not try again.

they exhausted all of the policy genius in paul ryan's bulging mind, the well is dry!

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

and now the pivot to tax reform

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

mannerup posted:

"Obamacare is the law of the land... we're going to be living with Obamacare for the foreseeable future"

Well Trump may purge us with nuclear fire in a couple hours so might not be that bad.

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

it couldn't possibly because the replacement plan was a steaming hot pile of trash that was rushed out faster than Trump's bowel movements!

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peeonwe: Mar 3, 2010; by zen death robot

triple sulk posted:

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

lol isn't AI literally affecting jobs right now

I don't think so, Tim!

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JHomer722: Jul 30, 2006; And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

holy christ, he really is saying it's sooo difficult to govern as the majority party

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eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

make the retirement you old bitch

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/robferdman/status/845369746224807936

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Ah, tax reform, they're completely giving up on repealing Obamacare.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

my god hes so stupid. hes just .... dumb

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

ScrubLeague posted:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/845360219211345920

TRUMP

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

triple sulk posted:

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/845369756203003905

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quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

the bill failed because a lot of republicans defected

republicans defected because their constituents pestered and badgered them relentlessly

democracy... good?

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

CortezFantastic posted:

WE WERE ACTUALLY DOING YOU A FAVOR

THANKS FOR NOTHING

He sounds like a guy whinging on a girl for not dating him

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Ryan: I don't believe this is prologue to the rest of my life... nope... *sweats profusely*

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/845369756203003905

lol

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/AP/status/845369965263900674
gotta sting as an ap headline

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