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Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

JosefStalinator posted:

Collapse won't come, but prices will keep going up because the system is still broken as gently caress, so GOPers can use that for political leverage for a while.

I don't think this will work. It will continue to get worse while they say "haha look what those fucker democrats did. you guys are real hosed now look how expensive healthcare is! its all the democrats fault" while holding absolute power over the legislative and executive branches.

On to the debt ceiling :unsmigghh:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:16

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 08:48

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Meanwhile, in the land of reptiles

quote:

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The Senate voted 50-48 to strike down a rule issued late in Barack Obama�s presidency that requires large employers to keep an ongoing record of health and safety incidents. The Obama administration issued the rule in an effort to solidify what it considered long-standing policy at the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

By doing away with the rule, Republicans are effectively cutting down the length of time that employers in dangerous industries are required to keep injury records � from five years to just six months. Former OSHA officials say that doesn�t provide enough time to identify recurring problems with particular employers or industries.

edit

The OSHA record-keeping rule may sound technical and obscure, but workplace safety advocates say it has wide-reaching implications. Under OSHA rules, certain large employers in high-hazard industries have to keep an accurate record of injuries going back five years. The data helps OSHA figure out where recurring problems are and how to use its limited resources to enforce the law.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/republicans-just-made-it-easier-for-employers-to-hide-workplace-injuries_us_58d2de35e4b0f838c62f1fc9

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:16

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

mannerup posted:

expected, knives out for ryan immediately after

what the gently caress, I posted this yesterday posted:

I hear the gimmick of Final Offer 3 is that most involved will have to change their jobs

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Yinlock posted:

"mislead president trump" lol

they do know this makes trump look worse, right?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:16

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/845382669450067969

https://twitter.com/StuPolitics/status/845382919220871169

lol imagine feeling the need to insulate a 70 year old man from any criticism

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

zen death robot posted:

Seriously if you post like you belong in the Suck Zone I'll probe you myself this isn't the thread for that poo poo

I didn't know you can self probate?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

nopants: May 29, 2004

MaxxBot posted:

They should but even if they do get 40 votes to fillibuster that just means nuclear turtle time.

I think that's the correct strategy but they're never gonna actually shut him down.

why didn't anybody tell the democrats you can blow up the filibuster to get your supreme court pick through?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Well, 10 minutes of my life I'm never getting back, but I went ahead and tried to make an FFT-style portrait for this big orange bitch and here ya go:

And the portrait on its own, if anyone wants to use it for some godforsaken reason:

thats a character from osmosis jones

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:18

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

mannerup posted:

expected, knives out for ryan immediately after

I know this probably isn't true, but Ryan getting shivved and a bruising fight for the Speakership on top of the debacle of health reform failure would be better than sex.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

if trump gets overthrown or loses in 2020 i fully expect his supporters to be all "all part of the master plan. dance puppets dance"

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

When you can't keep up with how many dimensions of chess Trump is playing.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/dril/status/844066370782400512

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Shageletic posted:

Meanwhile, in the land of reptiles

*fat man in suit begins stuffing comically large stacks of paper into a shredder*

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Nuclearmonkee posted:

I don't think this will work. It will continue to get worse while they say "haha look what those fucker democrats did. you guys are real hosed now look how expensive healthcare is! its all the democrats fault" while holding absolute power over the legislative and executive branches.

On to the debt ceiling

"b-b-b-but we tried!!!!!"

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:17

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump: lmao bitch you think I'm working on the weekends?

spot on!

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:18

octobernight: Nov 25, 2004; High Priest of the Christian-Atheist Church

Won't ACA just implode (explode???) though now that the IRS is not enforcing the mandate? You can now submit a tax form without showing you had health insurance, and the IRS has no teeth to go after you. Or will this only result in the federal government eating poo poo (I'm all for that) and the states will be fine.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:18

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

I'm really glad the Republican Party is dumb as hell

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:19

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

MaxxBot posted:

They should but even if they do get 40 votes to fillibuster that just means nuclear turtle time.

I think that's the correct strategy but they're never gonna actually shut him down.

who cares, make that turtle gently caress do it

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:19

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

you know what really owns is I think trump backpedaling and talking about the need for bi-partisan support going forward makes him look like a huge bitch on top of having lost. H ow many red hats think bipartisanship is acceptable under any circumstance?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/845382669450067969

https://twitter.com/StuPolitics/status/845382919220871169

Strong Daddy cannot fail, he can only be failed.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:19

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

I remember when Tyson lost some super hyped fight a long time ago and he acted exactly like Trump after, it's some kind of moron alpha loss cutting exercise

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Solarin posted:

you know what really owns is I think trump backpedaling and talking about the need for bi-partisan support going forward makes him look like a huge bitch on top of having lost. H ow many red hats think bipartisanship is acceptable under any circumstance?

hmm

factor the 2 and carry the 1...

zero

the answer is zero

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

Other Barry: Jun 5, 2012; Dinosaur Gum

Does anyone have a video of Trump's remarks yet? I missed the livestream.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

shiksa posted:

lol imagine feeling the need to insulate a 70 year old man from any criticism

https://twitter.com/Meatrecruiter/status/845384269820297217

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

BAE OF PIGS: Nov 28, 2016; Tup

triple sulk posted:

tom price has the most punchable face in history

You must be forgetting about ted cruz

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/845363898324832256

Never have I wanted body cams on reporters so very much.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Well, figured Health Care would be hard but at least now Trump can coast through on Tax Reform + Budget + Debt Limit with it out of the way. It'll be like Trump going on vacation early.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I can't go back to a normal president after Trump. I need ever-increasing craziness.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:21

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Well, 10 minutes of my life I'm never getting back, but I went ahead and tried to make an FFT-style portrait for this big orange bitch and here ya go:

And the portrait on its own, if anyone wants to use it for some godforsaken reason:

hahaha i loving love you

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/845378894517686273
New thread title please

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:21

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/Meatrecruiter/status/845384269820297217

i just want to kill all the jews, guess you have some growing up to do

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:22

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

seriously i got laid off today but this has more than made up for it

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:22

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Solarin posted:

you know what really owns is I think trump backpedaling and talking about the need for bi-partisan support going forward makes him look like a huge bitch on top of having lost. H ow many red hats think bipartisanship is acceptable under any circumstance?

it's target painting. it's trump. he doesn't give a gently caress about bipartisanship. he just wants to be popular and blame other people when he's not.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:22