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Vynar posted:Draped in a American flag, Steve stands atop the podium. He is flanked by a disappointed Finn and weeping Hungarian. They despair in their inferior medals. Steve has claimed the gold. Finally America has a true champion. Steve the most good sex guy in the world. Gold Medalist Freestyle Gay Division. A national hero. FactsAreUseless posted:I'm the good kind of SEX GUY. *guitar riff* Yeah the good kind of SEX! GUY! *guitar riff* google THIS posted:I am the good sex guy. I sit in the lotus position, meditating on the good sex. I appear to be levitating, but actually I am...oh ho ho, you probably thought I was going to say that I was balancing on my large member, but no, the good sex guy is beyond such frivolously crude humor. No, I actually am hovering off the ground, because I am such a good sex guy, and because my penis is so large its gravitational field can hold me aloft. FactsAreUseless posted:Good sex guy: tantric meditation Manifisto posted:I am not a good sex guy, I am a great sex guy. I have long surpassed simple binary, trinary, or even human-spectrum gender roles. I'm on a whole new level, the fungus level. did you know they have 36,000 sexes? the fungus kama sutra is mind-bogglingly big and I am mastering it. I am crushing it. I am not sure I have time to sex you, but come by in case I can fit you in, and please bring some perky young chanterelles. Vynar posted:Diligently, the bad sex guy watches youtube tutorials hoping to one day improve. |
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"Though it has taken us nearly a decade for construction, and required both the unparalleled investment and cooperation of the international scientific community, I am pleased to announce today that the Large Hardon Collider is ready for full operation. This facility will allow us to explore the hidden depths of our universe, with the goal of discovering that truly elusive dream: the neutral sex guy." *ribbon cutting, polite applause* |
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me: girl let's have sex her: are you the good kind of sex guy or the bad kind? me: the good kind. ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:32 |
Secrets to being a good sex guy The first secret of being a good sex guy is: There is no secret. Just be a good sex guy. The second secret of being a good sex guy is: There is no secret. I told you that. The third secret of being a good sex guy is: If you're still reading, congratulations, you weren't fooled. There is a secret to being a good sex guy which i discovered years ago. The secret is to never read to the end of things, because the end is where you end up getting owned by me, the good sex guy. I will never reveal my secret. ---------------- |
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it is naive in the extreme to think that one individual can be "good" or "bad" at sex. I am taking the smarter route, I am crowdsourcing my sexhaving. when you are entering captchas, do you really think you are helping to digitize old books? no, you're providing input into my sexing, to make it the good kind.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:50 |
i'm the good kind of sex guy, but...is sex good? if sex is bad, then being the good kind of sex guy is bad.
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:29 |
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i'm good sex guy. i'll keep insisting on going down on you and i'll try not to grunt so loud when i'm thrusting i'm bad sex guy. i'll tug your hair a little and smack your butt while i keep saying "yeah, u like that??" in a silly low voice and now, let's meet our mysterious third contestant! i'm worst sex guy. i always fart when i orgasm and i accidentally got a little too much back in my foreskin restoration surgery. i've been a virgin longer than i've been alive *good and bad sex guy start sweating profusely in the face of strong competition*
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Good sex guy: The 1500s; a monastery somewhere in southern France (don't worry I've translated) Monk: "I don't understand, how can it be that I, a celibate monk could be the one true good sex guy who can save the world from bad sex? Is it not against our teachings? Abbot: "Fear not my son, sometimes our calling can take us outside the Church, follow your true path" Bad sex guy: At the same time, in a monastery in England Monk: "I... I think my calling is to be a good sex guy" Abbot: "Shut your filthy mouth, heathen!! Now bend over and let me fondle your arse you bald young trollop!!!" |
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me: you see, good and bad, those are subjective concepts that are dependent on the one having the experience. So baby, you tell me, am I a good sex guy, or a bad sex guy? girl: *goes home, masturbates*
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I am the sex king of loving otherwise known as the good sex guy.
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I will take you on the ride of your life but you need to sign this waiver first and also bring cash. The tickets to the theme park are $55 each and we need to at least split the gas.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 00:36 |
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I am the bad sex guy. I am bad at sex. women do not enjoy sex with me, but sometimes do because everyone makes mistakes.
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Good sex guy wrote the Kama Sutra. Bad sex guy shoplifts Hustler from the convenience store. Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I am the bad sex guy. I am bad at sex. women do not enjoy sex with me, but sometimes do because everyone makes mistakes. Hey, let's never be in the same room, or else the universe might end ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:55 |
Did I loving stutter? I'm the good kind of sex guy. You heard me. No need to wonder what kind of sex guy I am. It's the good kind. Been having it for years, no problems here. So get off my loving dick with this "what kind of sex guy is he" poo poo. Check the label, dumbass; it says "Good"
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hey which wikihow did you git that from? just curious. i mean if it came from a sex tutorial that would be cool. not that i need it, of course. |
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Piso Mojado posted:hey which wikihow did you git that from? just curious. i mean if it came from a sex tutorial that would be cool. not that i need it, of course. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I asked my girlfriend(s) to take a picture of me. damb we could be brothers |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I asked my girlfriend(s) to take a picture of me. As the girlfriends in question we are of one mind and united in this logical path. We took the picture. This is the admin's true form. King of the good sex guys. Also Billy has somehow joined our collective hive mind and won't leave and he is getting weird with his strong opinions about Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
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I am the mediocre sex guy. My partners would describe me as adequate if they existed. And trust me, they do.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Blaxploitation hero Sexual Jones, a character appearing in more than 35 different films from 1973-1986,[1] is often described in the films as a "bad sex guy."[2] However, the audience is then informed that the characters in the film "can dig it."[3] In this way, Jones can be defined as both a "good sex guy" and a "bad sex guy," a dichotomy that Dr. Cornel West calls "the paradox of black sexuality in white society."[4] |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I am the bad sex guy. I am bad at sex. women do not enjoy sex with me, but sometimes do because everyone makes mistakes. The sex honesty award goes to |
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I'm a bad sex guy in a bad sex cabin working on a bad sex bomb. Try not to get hit by any of the sexy shrapnel when this nasty little contraption blasts off in your face. |
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It takes a lot of work being the good sex guy because all she has to do is lie their disappointed in me while I do all the heavy lifting. Seriously Janet I do not think that moving your couch up a flight of stairs counts as foreplay no matter how much you promise that it is a sexy act and look at your phone.
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Sometimes while making a sex I accidentally forge a deep emotional connection and have to skip down in fear. And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world.
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recently divorced poster seeking safe and clean byobjob can host 420 safe |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 21:57 |
Do u think it's impossible to have sex and be good? Well io've got news for you, and the news is called: it's me, the good kind of sex guy
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:04 |
ever since the world changed on November 8 2017, i've been thinking; it's time. it's time to let people know i'm the good kind of sex guy
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:05 |
love this new hallmark line of greeting cards they created for me. example Outisde: I'm the good kind of Inside: sex guy ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:06 |
Outside: Greetings, Inside: I'm the good kind of sex guy ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:06 |
Outside: What kind of sex guy am I? Read the inside of this card to find out. Inside: The good kind ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:07 |
Outside: Happy birthday, Grandma! Inside: I'm the good kind of sex grandson ---------------- |
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Outside: Oh the places you'll go! Inside: The mouth, vagina, and anus. |
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Q: How many good sex guys does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One (me) ---------------- |
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:24 |
IO'm such a good sex guy,. that when I take the Myers-Briggs, my MBTI type is GOOD SEX GUY.
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cda posted:IO'm such a good sex guy,. that when I take the Myers-Briggs, my MBTI type is GOOD SEX GUY. |
# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:29 |
Hitler was definitely a monster, but he was also, according to legend, the good kind of sex guy. Sorry if your brain can't stand nuance.
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can't wait to find out what kinda sex guy i am #oneday #keephopealive #itsgonnahappen |
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