Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

World Famous W posted:

Only semi related to the politoons, but here are some cut out of those ridiculous Trump truck photos that I made. Know there a bunch of fake news image manipulators like me in here who might like them.

when u eat tons of dairy and no fiber

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Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

World Famous W posted:

But you promised you'd get me an Obamacare repeal! IT'S NOT FAAAAIIIIR!

# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:13

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; Can't post for 11 hours!

Don't care I'm basically just copying posts from the GBS photoshop thread or that they ain't poltical cartoons, ya'll my favorite bunch of posters and I'm going to share the poo poo I'm creating over there for you.

World Famous W fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Mar 25, 2017

# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:35

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

World Famous W posted:

Only semi related to the politoons, but here are some cut out of those ridiculous Trump truck photos that I made. Know there a bunch of fake news image manipulators like me in here who might like them.

Obligatory:

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mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Cloud Potato posted:

Last week's National:

National: (timg'd by request)
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aaaahhhh, someone let thier kid draw a cartoon :3:

# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:58

Easy Salmon Recipe: Jan 10, 2017

loquacius posted:

when u eat tons of dairy and no fiber

There's 1g of fiber per 1oz. of Lay's potato chips, so I'm sure donald gets the full recommended 30g/day.

Ularg posted:

Obligatory:

The S2 DLC continues to go downhill.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:59

Easy Salmon Recipe: Jan 10, 2017

E: Double post

# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:00

BIG HORNY COW: Apr 11, 2003

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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The helmet from the Full Metal Jacket poster is an interesting choice.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:01

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Really channeling his inner fat toddler.

BIG HORNY COW posted:

The helmet from the Full Metal Jacket poster is an interesting choice.

I dont think he actually watched the movie.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:08

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

LingcodKilla posted:

I dont think he actually watched the movie.

I think if you're conservative you watch FMJ and come away thinking its a movie about how awesome war is. After all, there's lots of awesome yelling and shooting. Maybe Platoon, Apocalypse Now and Born on the Fourth of July too?

# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:10

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

This is the second time in four days that Tinsley has referred to (but not shown) a member of his rarely seen supporting cast.

What the gently caress? This isn't even peak "Kids these days :argh:

", I mean, the whole pre-torn jeans thing has been around since I was in high school at least, and I'm in my 30s now.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:10

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; Can't post for 11 hours!

the_steve posted:

What the gently caress? This isn't even peak "Kids these days ", I mean, the whole pre-torn jeans thing has been around since I was in high school at least, and I'm in my 30s now.

The thing about getting old is that no matter how long ago a fad came out after you had grown is it is still younger then you and must be hated forever.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:57

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:00

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; Can't post for 11 hours!

I don't know how I feel about being absorbed into Miss-ogyny. Alabama is bad enough without putting me in Mississippi :gonk:

# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:02

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Why is West Virgunia not west of Virgunia

# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:04

Xander77: Apr 6, 2009; Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.

Lord Hydronium posted:

But you promised you'd get me an Obamacare repeal! IT'S NOT FAAAAIIIIR!

LingcodKilla posted:

Really channeling his inner fat toddler.

http://i.imgur.com/frvaKzA.mp4

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mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Manuel Calavera posted:

if you ain't gonna make 50 puns don't make the map, imo

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CampingCarl: Apr 28, 2008

I guess New England seceded from Trump.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:10

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

CampingCarl posted:

I guess New England seceded from Trump.

also, all of New York except for one perfect square (which I guess is Fake News York)

Odd how Wisconman looks exactly like Louisiana

# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:15

Tardigrade: Jul 13, 2012; Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

CampingCarl posted:

I guess New England seceded from Trump.

Michigan drifted away on the Great Lakes.

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Manuel Calavera posted:

not axes

# ? Mar 25, 2017 19:05

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Not hating him making America's dong Flor-Ivanka

# ? Mar 25, 2017 19:23

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Yo, check this out. Black presidents, they drive a car like this:

But white presidents, they drive a car like this:

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:15

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang remake needs some work.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:22

ZenMasterBullshit: Nov 2, 2011; Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

World Famous W posted:

I don't know how I feel about being absorbed into Miss-ogyny. Alabama is bad enough without putting me in Mississippi

Hey it's okay, the one decent part of Alabama seems to have been absorbed into USS-R-KANASAW

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:24

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Sandpuppy posted:

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Seriously, Lester, you're going with "Well treason is one thing but wiretapping? Now there's a real crime_{please ignore that we passed broad legislation allowing warrantless wiretapping the last time we were in power}!"?

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:30

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Sandpuppy posted:

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....so Dems learned that all of this is true just by overhearing what Republicanssay? Isn't this cartoon admitting Republicans guilt on all these things?

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Ron Weasley took the divorce hard.

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Electric Phantasm: Apr 7, 2011; YOSPOS

Sandpuppy posted:

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Isn't this just admitting the democrats are right?

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

Sandpuppy posted:

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Good cartoon, smart cartoon, the smartest cartoon.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:32

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

Hey it's okay, the one decent part of Alabama seems to have been absorbed into USS-R-KANASAW

Wouldn't have thought Peters would be into Paranoia, but I'll probably steal Wy-R-TPNG for when I start running games again.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:32

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Something was missing.

Now it's a proper toon.

Unfortunately, "millions dead to Alfred Nobel's invention, dynamite" did not fit on the sauce.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:49

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Sandpuppy posted:

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang remake needs some work.

gently caress these are terrible.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:51

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Sandpuppy posted:

I swear to crap Cagle did this year's ago.

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Mar 25, 2017

# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Haven't you heard, in a masterstroke of 5D Chess the Ol' Trumpster has already said it failed because Dems wouldn't vote for it. Another slam dunk for the smartest man in Washington!

And he got to sit in a truck and honk the horn and everything!

I know! That's what I mean. I figure today some Democrats emerged blinking into the sun, hugged each other fervently and whispered,"So the sun rose and the world still turns.... but can we survive another day after our ignominious defeat yesterday? :ohdear:

# ? Mar 25, 2017 21:10

Keiya: Aug 22, 2009; Come with me if you want to not die.

After The War posted:

Wouldn't have thought Peters would be into Paranoia, but I'll probably steal Wy-R-TPNG for when I start running games again.

Sectors are three letters, aren't they? Not that there being exceptions to everything is unusual. Er, I mean, everything is perfectly consistent because Friend Computer told me so.

# ? Mar 25, 2017 21:22

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Keiya posted:

Sectors are three letters, aren't they? Not that there being exceptions to everything is unusual. Er, I mean, everything is perfectly consistent because Friend Computer told me so.

Yep, three letters. But Wyatt-R-PIN works fine.

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