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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Let's all have a Méliès Movie Night.

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The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
all i know about the new power rangers movie is that apparently one of the power rangers ruins someone's life with revenge porn and then it also has a scene where rita repulsa eats a krispy creme donut

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I know one of the rangers is gay

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

The Colonel posted:

all i know about the new power rangers movie is that apparently one of the power rangers ruins someone's life with revenge porn and then it also has a scene where rita repulsa eats a krispy creme donut

I just read a synopsis about it and yikes

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Sakurazuka posted:

I know one of the rangers is gay

Uh excuse you she clearly states that she "doesn't like labels"

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
how is ratchet and clank ps4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



corn in the bible posted:

how is ratchet and clank ps4

very good

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Decent apart from shoving in scenes from the lovely movie they made.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

i generally think more films should have donuts in them but only if the theater also gives out donuts to sate the immediate hunger such a scene creates innately within all humans

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




corn in the bible posted:

how is ratchet and clank ps4

i liked it

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Quest For Glory II posted:

i generally think more films should have donuts in them but only if the theater also gives out donuts to sate the immediate hunger such a scene creates innately within all humans

this but with beer, that scene from django would've been excruciating if we hadn't been watching at home and just cracked open some sierra nevadas

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

if i so much as see a donut i get the urge like a loving vampire, it is a powerful curse and a dangerous one, but one that mankind placed upon me

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/skylight-freerange-2-gachduine/cid=UP2979-CUSA04416_00-SKYF2GACHDUINEP4 lol

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
how is new mirror edge. actually just suggest any games i can play on my ps4 including pc games pls

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Ok when did PSN become Steam Greenlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3vr4El4cmI

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm glad The D is still making games

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




corn in the bible posted:

how is new mirror edge. actually just suggest any games i can play on my ps4 including pc games pls

its mediiocre but not offensive. not the follow up the cult fans wanted

play yakuza 0

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Cardboard Box A posted:

Ok when did PSN become Steam Greenlight

Adam boyes, formerly of sony, gave an interview a couple weeks back about it and said he hosed up trying to play tastemaker on several occasions turning down games that blew up on pc that could have been launched first on psn and decided that keeping games off psn via some quality review beyond normal cert was expensive and not really in anyone's interest besides games reviewers, and devs who hadn't invested in proper marketing

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

corn in the bible posted:

how is new mirror edge. actually just suggest any games i can play on my ps4 including pc games pls

Hitman.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Also gamers who shouldn't have to see shovelware poo poo infest another platform

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

In Training posted:

Also gamers who shouldn't have to see shovelware poo poo infest another platform

I love my Wii 3DS and Wii U anyway

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




I beat horizon. it was a fun 25 hour campaign/side story package. i didn't feel like doing like 5 of the lesser categories out of the 8 total categories of quest types at all but still feel good about recommending it

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of3GPiGOe50

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

In Training posted:

Also gamers who shouldn't have to see shovelware poo poo infest another platform
you're talking about the PSN that gave us Playstation Mobile games and Minis

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Today I saw nipples on an asari while playing Mass Effect:Andromeda and it makes me wonder why an alien with a completely different evolutionary history would have nipples.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Today I saw nipples on an asari while playing Mass Effect:Andromeda and it makes me wonder why an alien with a completely different evolutionary history would have nipples.

The 'canonical explanation' is that they adjust themselves to look like the thing the person viewing them most wants to bang or something like that.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
The evolutionary history was heavily weighted towards wish fulfillment

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Today I saw nipples on an asari while playing Mass Effect:Andromeda and it makes me wonder why an alien with a completely different evolutionary history would have nipples.

I mean, if this is the first thing about the Asari that makes you stop and wonder you're a bit late to the party. "Oh yeah, our species is monogendered and reproduces through some complex combination of cross-species compatibility and psychic mind-melding, so naturally we resemble a race of hot blue-skinned human babes." The whole "Asari psychically mind-trick people into seeing them as totally hot space babes" thing isn't actually true so far as I know, just three drunken NPCs shooting the poo poo, but it would actually be a more interesting take than the official party line which is that no, actually all Asari really do just look like blue-skinned supermodels with tentacle hair.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Why do people want to gently caress aliens? They probably don't have the right parts anyway

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
But I mean it could be worse, apparently Quarians just look like stock photographs that someone did a quick photoshop pass on.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Jay Rust posted:

Why do people want to gently caress aliens? They probably don't have the right parts anyway

people seem to want to gently caress practically anything and if it resembles a human i guess that's bonus?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Jay Rust posted:

Why do people want to gently caress aliens? They probably don't have the right parts anyway

If you think not having the right parts would stop human beings then you don't know human beings.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

ImpAtom posted:

The 'canonical explanation' is that they adjust themselves to look like the thing the person viewing them most wants to bang or something like that.

apparently that's the idea mass effect 2 proposes and mass effect 3 retcons it into "actually they really are just sexy blue people"

i can't confirm that though cause i did not pay a lot of attention to whatever side stuff was there in me3

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Jay Rust posted:

Why do people want to gently caress aliens? They probably don't have the right parts anyway

People want to gently caress everything.

Serf
May 5, 2011


if anything the asari are pretty lame because they are designed to appeal to the boring tastes of normies

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




why not a race of sexy motorcycles?

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Serf posted:

if anything the asari are pretty lame because they are designed to appeal to the boring tastes of normies

Bioware should make an alien race that's literally just intelligent talking space dogs simply so we all get to enjoy reading impassioned essays by people unable to stop themselves from attempting to explain how actually it's completely normal to want to have sex with space dogs, and furthermore

Serf
May 5, 2011


Kai Tave posted:

Bioware should make an alien race that's literally just intelligent talking space dogs simply so we all get to enjoy reading impassioned essays by people unable to stop themselves from attempting to explain how actually it's completely normal to want to have sex with space dogs, and furthermore

fat chance. this is the company that won't even let you gently caress a krogan. or a rachni

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


They should make a mass effect game where every alien race is really weirded out by you wanting to gently caress them.

Every flirtatious line is met with a reaction similar to if you talked about your Garfield porn collection.

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Nasgate
Jun 7, 2011
Speaking of mass effect. Thinking of trying 2 again after I dropped it. Most fun/broken class? Things I should skip?

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