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Normie Chomsky: Apr 10, 2008

Defenstrate America through the overton window imo

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:04

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 01:35

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

our descendents will speak with teary eyes about The Mattering, a mythic time when things mattered, before the post-matter catastrophe, brought about the Orange Emperor And The All-Right Men

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:04

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

financially racist posted:

i dunno why, but as i was falling asleep i just randomly remembered that time a bunch of tv executives got so fuckin high on their own farts that they decided to make a sitcom based on the cavemen from some geico commercial

i woke up just to remind you all that was a thing that really happened. well g'night.

Wikipedia posted:

They must also endure racial epithets such as "Magger", a pun based on "Cro-Magnon".

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:04

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Humidora posted:

Defenstrate America through the overton window imo

wtf do you think happened?

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:05

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Yea
I remember her saying

I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead

DRAGULA

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:06

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Addamere posted:

what if i got assets on every planet

asking for a friend

even the prison planet?

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:07

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

overton windows has performed an illegal abortion and will now shut down

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:08

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MariusLecter posted:

Yea
I remember her saying

I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead
I'm already dead

DRAGULA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:07

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HvmqGtoY_0

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:08

nopants: May 29, 2004

I just got one question before I pass out. Why is our media so loving stupid? Our president is a piss baby Russian puppet. There's no need to be afraid. Run this pies bitch trucking and fuckin dumbshit tool out ofbtown. Gnight

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:08

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

my reading is that trump wanted in to the secret globalist club and they laughed at him and dind't let him in so he decided to gently caress them

and now they continue to laugh because he's to senile to wield government power effectively

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:09

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

They'll sacrifice their children to the serpent god Trumpzalcoatl, to ensure that the Indebted Ceiling, the great structure that holds up the sky, continues to stand every day

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:09

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Trump gets his intel from Breitbart and infowars, that is really loving funny

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:09

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

anime was right posted:

we're all going to die

ironically our ability to adapt will be our undoing

we pull away cards one at a time, dumping plastics into the ocean, creating a greenhouse effect, deforestation... the list goes on.

so fast do we improve our lives that nothing else can even remotely keep up with us.

when the coral dies, there will be no place for the shellfish to live, but we'll have killed all the fish. there will be so many vacuums that when we pull that final card, the one that sends us over the edge.

the vacuum will fill suddenly and our society will collapse instantly.

a few will remain, vagrant victims of our hubris.

these men will build the world again, it will not be the same. the 8th generation of the planet is waiting for your children. they will rise, smart enough to survive in the ashes we have left for them to roam in.

their tragic children will know us as fools as they repeat our mistakes.

Sir, this is a

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:10

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/claritchka/status/845826655872565253

Haha

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:11

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/claritchka/status/845826655872565253

this is insanely good

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:11

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

and now they continue to laugh because he's to senile to wield government power effectively

congrats on being a sheep I guess lol

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:11

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

nopants posted:

I just got one question before I pass out. Why is our media so loving stupid? Our president is a piss baby Russian puppet. There's no need to be afraid. Run this pies bitch trucking and fuckin dumbshit tool out ofbtown. Gnight

the way they're structured works better if the POTUS is important and worth listening to. So no matter what made up poo poo comes out of his mouth they are going to assume credibility and importance.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:12

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

trump *nothing happens*

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:12

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

democrats are just using stalin's playbook, which psl should appreciate

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:15

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bert Roberge posted:

Sir, this is a

i would like to have your mondo fries please

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:14

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

we are a glitch.

at some point one creature will run amok. that is the natural order of it. they fill the niche that nothing else can and then monopolize that system... the dinosaurs did it. every generation of earth had one like it. it made oxygen. it made oil. every mass extinction is the groundwork of another more powerful species.

but they weren't supposed to be self aware. that was the issue. we have to halves to our brain, we have language, we can talk to ourselves. it allows for self reflection. but it's two halves of the same self. its an insular, closed conversation. an infinite loop that changes only when prodded slightly from the outside. we think we change, but we don't... one of our two selves won the argument.

thats not part of the programming. that wasn't supposed to happen. language is hosed up, it broke us. we will destroy the planet because we can share informatino faster than anyone else, because we think we can self reflect, we are utterly uncaring of any consequences we can see. if we were truly intelligent, we would learn. no, we are stupid bioligcal impulses that gently caress and scream and eat until we die.

its going to be loving beautiful. we are more kick rear end than the dinosaurs. we would be gods to those stupid loving shitlizards. we're going to be nothing nobodies the children of the future fantasize about. we will be in whatever is equivalent to their books as these dominant alpha fucks that couldn't even learn to survive a heatwave.

we are the next step to a godhood we will never see or comprehend, and we will be remembered as a footnote to their rightful place in history.

and these gods too shall be a blip in time.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:15

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Agrajag posted:

SpaceGoku posted:
https://twitter.com/yottapoint/status/845712917764845568

lol

no. loving. way!

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Evil_Greven fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Mar 26, 2017

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:15

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

congrats on being a sheep I guess lol

I dunno man Trump has a pretty hosed up brain and is 70 years old. He's a shambling tower of poo poo but I guess imbued with holy powers in your belief system

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:17

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

anime was right posted:

we are a glitch.

at some point one creature will run amok. that is the natural order of it. they fill the niche that nothing else can and then monopolize that system... the dinosaurs did it. every generation of earth had one like it. it made oxygen. it made oil. every mass extinction is the groundwork of another more powerful species.

but they weren't supposed to be self aware. that was the issue. we have to halves to our brain, we have language, we can talk to ourselves. it allows for self reflection. but it's two halves of the same self. its an insular, closed conversation. an infinite loop that changes only when prodded slightly from the outside. we think we change, but we don't... one of our two selves won the argument.

thats not part of the programming. that wasn't supposed to happen. language is hosed up, it broke us. we will destroy the planet because we can share informatino faster than anyone else, because we think we can self reflect, we are utterly uncaring of any consequences we can see. if we were truly intelligent, we would learn. no, we are stupid bioligcal impulses that gently caress and scream and eat until we die.

its going to be loving beautiful. we are more kick rear end than the dinosaurs. we would be gods to those stupid loving shitlizards. we're going to be nothing nobodies the children of the future fantasize about. we will be in whatever is equivalent to their books as these dominant alpha fucks that couldn't even learn to survive a heatwave.

we are the next step to a godhood we will never see or comprehend, and we will be remembered as a footnote to their rightful place in history.

and these gods too shall be a blip in time.

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be.
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:16

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxeKLy-Yz38

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:17

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

I dunno man Trump has a pretty hosed up brain and is 70 years old. He's a shambling tower of poo poo but I guess imbued with holy powers in your belief system

thanks again for strawmanning you are really loving smart. seriously congratulations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:17

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Bert Roberge posted:

Sir, this is a

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:18

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Evil_Greven posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:18

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmlwhaEEgE

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:19

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

I wish Buckminster Fuller was the president and not dead. That would rule

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:19

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

anime was right posted:

we are a glitch.

at some point one creature will run amok. that is the natural order of it. they fill the niche that nothing else can and then monopolize that system... the dinosaurs did it. every generation of earth had one like it. it made oxygen. it made oil. every mass extinction is the groundwork of another more powerful species.

but they weren't supposed to be self aware. that was the issue. we have to halves to our brain, we have language, we can talk to ourselves. it allows for self reflection. but it's two halves of the same self. its an insular, closed conversation. an infinite loop that changes only when prodded slightly from the outside. we think we change, but we don't... one of our two selves won the argument.

thats not part of the programming. that wasn't supposed to happen. language is hosed up, it broke us. we will destroy the planet because we can share informatino faster than anyone else, because we think we can self reflect, we are utterly uncaring of any consequences we can see. if we were truly intelligent, we would learn. no, we are stupid bioligcal impulses that gently caress and scream and eat until we die.

its going to be loving beautiful. we are more kick rear end than the dinosaurs. we would be gods to those stupid loving shitlizards. we're going to be nothing nobodies the children of the future fantasize about. we will be in whatever is equivalent to their books as these dominant alpha fucks that couldn't even learn to survive a heatwave.

we are the next step to a godhood we will never see or comprehend, and we will be remembered as a footnote to their rightful place in history.

and these gods too shall be a blip in time.

pillar man speech tier imo

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:19

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

lmao im pretty sure trump rly is 70 i dont think its scarecrowery

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:21

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

aka best jojo arc

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:21

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle