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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Turdfuzz posted:

imagine weiner used in sex
nobody does it but it would be so good in like porn n stuff
like not "suck my cock" its "suck my weiner"

like in butt-stuff porn someone would be all, "i want your wiener in my rear end"

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Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
every post in this page and hell, this thread is true

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

"where were goin we dont need weiners"

i once accidentally went to a lesbian bar outside of cambridge mass

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

zen death robot posted:

Reminder: if you know where a goon lives somehow resist the urge to threaten to find them and kick their rear end in a thread and show off your brain issues tia

can i threaten to find them and kiss their rear end or is that also a no no

edit: asking for a friend

Zokari fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Mar 26, 2017

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Nov 1, 2009



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tacodaemon posted:

like in butt-stuff porn someone would be all, "i want your wiener in my rear end"

the one truth of existence

you're welcome everyone

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the mens room was cleaner than my kitchen

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

tbh ive always been afraid of tablesaws

I once saw a guy try to use a table saw backwards, and it threw the wood he was trying to cut across the room. it was hilarious

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

got 7 pots in a row feelin groovy

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

zen death robot posted:

Turn on your monitor

Hell yeah I am legion

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

got 7 pots in a row feelin groovy

the sex number, nice

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Squizzle posted:

i once accidentally went to a lesbian bar outside of cambridge mass

did anyone there turn you into a lady w her charms

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
oh i figured kim deal was horchata but that was not the way i wanted to find out rip

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im pretty sure ive seen people threaten that poo poo on here before and also not get permaed too

oh i guess it was based on a sa mart thing too nvm

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

mariana got permad???????

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Turdfuzz posted:

mariana got permad???????

lepers colony friendo

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

zen death robot posted:

Reminder: if you know where a goon lives somehow resist the urge to threaten to find them and kick their rear end in a thread and show off your brain issues tia

What's this in reference to :smugjones:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the first time I used a hole hawg drill I hosed it up and almost started a friction fire lmao

if you haven't ever used a tool you're a class traitor

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

man these threads like to perma ppl
powerball
the saurus
mariana
prolly someone else i dunno

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
probably the firs tperma im sad about

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Free Horchata

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hello turdfuzz how are you

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

zen death robot posted:

Reminder: if you know where a goon lives somehow resist the urge to threaten to find them and kick their rear end in a thread and show off your brain issues tia

lol what a weirdo broke brain idiot

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



SmokaDustbowl posted:

the first time I used a hole hawg drill I hosed it up and almost started a friction fire lmao

if you haven't ever used a tool you're a class traitor

i've handled a few tools in my time :getin:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Addamere posted:

hello turdfuzz how are you

my parents hosed thats how

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Was the post changed

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

i've handled a few tools in my time :getin:

please learn how to use tools and learn basic plumbing

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I am consumed by the sea.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I had a clog in my kitchen sink recently and I cleared it with a bent coathanger

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
I'm glad the saurus got perma'd

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
please learn basic self sufficiency

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
dudes can't even change a car tire, save money and learn

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I'll wait for the ocean to rise up

And wash over me

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
also smoke weed and listen to hardcore jungle mixes

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
kim deal was a parachute for mariana? oh what a tangled web

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LITHAzXSrps

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i have changed car tires and replaced garbage disposals!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

p straightforward to change a tire not much to learn imo :/

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

i have changed car tires and replaced garbage disposals!

well here's one person who can get poo poo done on this gay earth

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



I almost got a piece of dremel bit lodged in my eyeball cause it completely exploded for no reason while I was trying to make a cigar box guitar, which, to add insult to injury, ended up sounding like total poo poo. welp that's my story about tools

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

never had to fix a garbage disposal but thats cuz i am a garbage disposal

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