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Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


it's crazy that anyone was ever even able to acclimate themselves to goldeneye's insane control scheme

ebit; ebb dalls

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Wikkheiser posted:

I actually met Rick Perry and he started wearing those glasses not too long after. Also I wear similar glasses for I am a poindexter and he totally ripped me off! :supaburn:

I'm pretty much :shrug: about this.

I just wanna see them asking Spicy questions really

quote:

Sputnik is one of Russia’s government-funded news outlets aimed at international audiences. Launched in 2014, Sputnik has a goal of providing “alternative interpretations that are, undoubtedly, in demand around the world,” its head Dimitry Kiselyov said at the launch.

The site, which was formed by combining former wire services RIA Novosti and the Voice of Russia, has been criticized for being an unvarnished mouthpiece for Russian President Vladimir Putin. A poll on its site on Friday asked "In your opinion, does the mainstream media offer unbiased coverage of Crimea's reunification with Russia?”

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://clips.twitch.tv/rwhitegoose/FamousMooseDogFace
https://clips.twitch.tv/rwhitegoose/CalmTurtleVaultBoy
https://clips.twitch.tv/rwhitegoose/ThoughtfulBarracudaStrawBeary
https://clips.twitch.tv/rwhitegoose/WittyHedgehogOhMyDog
https://clips.twitch.tv/rwhitegoose/ExcitedEagleUleetBackup


oh god why do i keep these links

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



call me mad max, because i used to camp bodyarmor

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
fyi, goldenrun speed runs are basically running with your face towards the floor in a diagonal line and shooting as few people as possible

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




is everyone on twitch a randomly generated phrase?

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
speedrunning is fascinating because the amount of effort you have to input (and these losers do put in a lot of effort) for the payoff you get is so far skewed that you're basically better off learning an instrument

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheBetterAlligatorOpieOP
https://clips.twitch.tv/IntelligentAlertGaurPlanking
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpossibleAmorphousSandstormTheTarFu
https://clips.twitch.tv/rwhitegoose/CarefulChickenSMOrc

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLTGs4fqxBk

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

so how exactly do people like this reconcile that milo the jew who likes black dicks is the ~strong male figure~ they are looking for

like wouldnt that make him pretty ... not what they are looking for in a strong male figure?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





rudatron posted:

speedrunning is fascinating because the amount of effort you have to input (and these losers do put in a lot of effort) for the payoff you get is so far skewed that you're basically better off learning an instrument

just call it an artform. get ready for the speedrunning wing in the moma

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Donkwich posted:

i wear a bow in my pubes to indicate my cuckoldry

i styled my hair like this

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


rudatron posted:

speedrunning is fascinating because the amount of effort you have to input (and these losers do put in a lot of effort) for the payoff you get is so far skewed that you're basically better off learning an instrument

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc0oQ0Q_CcY

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Addamere posted:

so how exactly do people like this reconcile that milo the jew who likes black dicks is the ~strong male figure~ they are looking for

like wouldnt that make him pretty ... not what they are looking for in a strong male figure?

you can believe anything if you try hard enough

my guess would be "he's one of the good ones"

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

better than a four hour loving jrpg speedrun

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NecroMonster posted:

better than a four hour loving jrpg speedrun

needs more unskippable cutscenes

speaking of which whatever happened to the webseries unskippable

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
honestly i want someone to speed run WITPAE. like, I bet you could speed run it in a week.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
heres one of my favorite stories to tell at bars. guarantees you a joke for a smoke

so theres this penguin. hes driving from chi-CAH-go (i tell folks im from chicago before i set this up) and hes pickin up stakes and makin a new life in california, where the joke is being telled

hes driving and his car breaks down in the middle of the desert. so he pulls over to a little nowhere town and pulls into the shop

"Gonna be a while," sez the mechanic. Why dontcha take a walk down main street and enjoy the town?

so the penguin walks down main street. its hot, and he goes into an ice cream parlor. he orders a big bowl of vanilla ice cream. he has flippers so he cant work a spoon and he just digs his beak in that bowl, gets it all over his face

he looks at his watch and goes back to the mechanic shop. the mechanic is bent over the hood and looks at the penguin

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No! No! It's just vanilla ice cream!"

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

aww yeah

:tviv: watching the wheels come off itt

:munch: entertaining af

Flynn probably already has a book deal.


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

heres one of my favorite stories to tell at bars. guarantees you a joke for a smoke

so theres this penguin. hes driving from chi-CAH-go (i tell folks im from chicago before i set this up) and hes pickin up stakes and makin a new life in california, where the joke is being telled

hes driving and his car breaks down in the middle of the desert. so he pulls over to a little nowhere town and pulls into the shop

"Gonna be a while," sez the mechanic. Why dontcha take a walk down main street and enjoy the town?

so the penguin walks down main street. its hot, and he goes into an ice cream parlor. he orders a big bowl of vanilla ice cream. he has flippers so he cant work a spoon and he just digs his beak in that bowl, gets it all over his face

he looks at his watch and goes back to the mechanic shop. the mechanic is bent over the hood and looks at the penguin

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"No! No! It's just vanilla ice cream!"

oh thats why you got icecream in ur av

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



butts? http://www.teenvogue.com/story/makeup-artists-glitter-makeup-for-butts-music-festivals

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
for reference there are ~1400 turns in the game and a friend im playing against have taken 4 months IRL to play two turns, im working on turn 2 right now in fact and i've put 4 hours into this one turn already. last time we tried to play we got in ~200 turns in 2 years.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

honestly i want someone to speed run WITPAE. like, I bet you could speed run it in a week.
world in flames collaborative 4 week speedrun involving 22 hour days

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I liked your joke cumshitter :yaycloud:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

NecroMonster posted:

better than a four hour loving jrpg speedrun

if you don't like Quest 64 speed runs then you are a bad person

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

speedrun the nukes into the top of my head mr trump

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

oh thats why you got icecream in ur av

yeah. totally. you got it

you wanna come back to my place for drinks?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
ive never actually finished a game of witp, and ive owned it and played it near constantly for 14 fuckin years.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
can you get a computer to play it or something

that might be fun, an ai competition for a grognard game, and then you just watch two of them go at it

stream that poo poo on twitch

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



why not just place a nice game like qbert or something

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

rudatron posted:

can you get a computer to play it or something

that might be fun, an ai competition for a grognard game, and then you just watch two of them go at it

stream that poo poo on twitch

o shi

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/845766504608120833

There were trump rallies yesterday?

Or is pissbaby shook from whispers that Flynn done flipped?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
thre was a game called North Vs. South on the nintendo and you could set it up so the computer played against itself

i was a very dorky child and i watched my nintendo entertainmnet system try to outsmart itself and watched for hours as it played out a neverending stalemavt

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

well i think im tired enough to sleep now so gently caress off you horrible god damned world for another 8+ hours

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


mannerup posted:



one of the rare few pictures with him wearing glasses back from november (that isn't just him putting on reading glasses)




trump!

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

NecroMonster posted:

well i think im tired enough to sleep now so gently caress off you horrible god damned world for another 8+ hours
If you drink enough, that can be 12+ hours.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trump looks like a QC in that second one

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Slamhound posted:

If you drink enough, that can be 12+ hours.

if you really drink enough, it can be forever.

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I had a game called P.T.O. (Pacific Theater of Operations) on the SNES, it's basically a much simpler version of War in the Pacific, and you could set it to fight itself. I never did, though, because what was the point?

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