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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Vanguard for the hyper charge

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Nasgate posted:

Speaking of mass effect. Thinking of trying 2 again after I dropped it. Most fun/broken class? Things I should skip?

Vanguard is pretty fun, although it's not quite as good as it is in ME3/ME:A.

If the planet scanning bothers you (as it does most people) get a saved game editor to give yourself resources.

You might also want to find an ME1 save to import since certain important decisions do carry over (generally relating to Virmire).

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Lurdiak posted:

They should make a mass effect game where every alien race is really weirded out by you wanting to gently caress them.

Every flirtatious line is met with a reaction similar to if you talked about your Garfield porn collection.

any sufficiently intelligent species prob thinks about fuckin a lot but i could get behind this idea.

garrus is still my husbando tho

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

why not a race of sexy motorcycles?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Ghengus khan but as an aroused transformer.jpg

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

Ghengus khan but as an aroused transformer.jpg

Uhm excuse me that's Wreck-Gar tyvm aka the transformer who was voiced by eric idle/weird al

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

FirstAidKite posted:

Uhm excuse me that's Wreck-Gar tyvm aka the transformer who was voiced by eric idle/weird al

So did you just have that picture on hand or

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Kai Tave posted:

So did you just have that picture on hand or

No, but deviant art did




That's just what he looks like lol

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Lurdiak posted:

They should make a mass effect game where every alien race is really weirded out by you wanting to gently caress them.

Every flirtatious line is met with a reaction similar to if you talked about your Garfield porn collection.

Are we talkin' Garf head/Pam body or Pam head/Garf body?

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
Was it Star Control 2 that had one member of this extremely unpleasant and xenophobic race that nonetheless thought humans were sexy and was considered a degenerate pervert on par with someone who wanted to gently caress zoo animals or something? And you could give him members of your crew in exchange for his assistance but in the end he betrayed you because he actually wanted to own you instead?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Kai Tave posted:

Was it Star Control 2 that had one member of this extremely unpleasant and xenophobic race that nonetheless thought humans were sexy and was considered a degenerate pervert on par with someone who wanted to gently caress zoo animals or something? And you could give him members of your crew in exchange for his assistance but in the end he betrayed you because he actually wanted to own you instead?

Yep. He was a VUX.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Lurdiak posted:

Yep. He was a VUX.



Hot.

I mean, uh

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

im through 3 worlds in hopiko. it's a cool game but much harder than it needs to be because (a) my lovely controller doesnt work with it so i have to use a mouse, and (b) the flashing lights give me a headache

the game should probably come with an epilepsy warning maybe. not that i have it but it just seems like it should have that

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

https://twitter.com/StarCraft/status/845870429067608068

mutata fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Mar 26, 2017

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Also apparently they're giving away the original for free.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Apparently it's the same engine and everything. You can watch replays and switch graphics from old to new on the fly and play with original version players. Kinda neat!

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA



Hey chat

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Real hurthling! posted:

why not a race of sexy motorcycles?

I also think Lady Gaga's Born This Way is a great album

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




I never actually beat any of the original without cheating so I am pretty excited to go back to it!

Nasgate
Jun 7, 2011

Rip the SC2 competitive scene.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Nasgate posted:

Rip the SC2 competitive scene.

That is not dead which eternal lies, and with strange eons, even the unborn may die.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



There was at least one StarCraft II pro who became an Overwatch caster, that seemed weird to me but I guess Blizzard takes care of its own

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

The art in this WikiHow is amazing.

(I found this while googling Blue steel after hearing it in Hitman, and wondering what they were referencing)

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

There was at least one StarCraft II pro who became an Overwatch caster, that seemed weird to me but I guess Blizzard takes care of its own

Makes sense since there was a SC2 pro player who became an Overwatch character.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Oh jesus, after 70 hours of BotW (with its very odd control scheme), coming back to Hitman (with its fairly normal control scheme) feel completely alien. There goes all my assassination skill!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



FirstAidKite posted:

No, but deviant art did




That's just what he looks like lol

Why is Fu Manchu a transformer?

Why does he have amazing nipple jets?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Why is Fu Manchu a transformer?

Why does he have amazing nipple jets?

maybe this will help

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Humanization

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Oh jesus, after 70 hours of BotW (with its very odd control scheme), coming back to Hitman (with its fairly normal control scheme) feel completely alien. There goes all my assassination skill!

Talk to me about all of the grenades I threw in Mass Effect after playing Borderlands. (Xbox 360: Borderland's start/pause menu is the same as ME's grenade button)

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Kai Tave posted:

I mean, if this is the first thing about the Asari that makes you stop and wonder you're a bit late to the party. "Oh yeah, our species is monogendered and reproduces through some complex combination of cross-species compatibility and psychic mind-melding, so naturally we resemble a race of hot blue-skinned human babes." The whole "Asari psychically mind-trick people into seeing them as totally hot space babes" thing isn't actually true so far as I know, just three drunken NPCs shooting the poo poo, but it would actually be a more interesting take than the official party line which is that no, actually all Asari really do just look like blue-skinned supermodels with tentacle hair.

There are male Asari

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Kai Tave posted:

I mean, if this is the first thing about the Asari that makes you stop and wonder you're a bit late to the party. "Oh yeah, our species is monogendered and reproduces through some complex combination of cross-species compatibility and psychic mind-melding, so naturally we resemble a race of hot blue-skinned human babes." The whole "Asari psychically mind-trick people into seeing them as totally hot space babes" thing isn't actually true so far as I know, just three drunken NPCs shooting the poo poo, but it would actually be a more interesting take than the official party line which is that no, actually all Asari really do just look like blue-skinned supermodels with tentacle hair.

The idea behind that exchange is that other species find attractive features similar to their own in the asari, which of course is a genetic advantage for a species that can reproduce with other sentient life forms. So you are looking at the asari through your human lens and seeing a hot chick, but Salarians are seeing the features of a hot salamander or whatever they find most attractive. But ultimately, the point behind the asari is having sexy blue spacebabes in your sci-fi video game.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Help Im Alive posted:

There are male Asari


Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


There's this one video game where you can play as one of many species in a star trek type setting, and playing as the sexy spacebabe race makes bigoted people assume you're DTF and treat you like a sex object.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

The conceit that all aliens look like humans gets sorta ridiculous when you fly to an entirely different galaxy and find a bunch of human-shaped aliens there. Does Andromeda just have the lumpy bad guys and the pink good guys, or are there other new aliens in that game?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Red Bones posted:

The conceit that all aliens look like humans gets sorta ridiculous when you fly to an entirely different galaxy and find a bunch of human-shaped aliens there. Does Andromeda just have the lumpy bad guys and the pink good guys, or are there other new aliens in that game?

There's the ancient robot alien race but that's it. And surprise, the lumpy bad guys are just corrupted pink good guys.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
If the good guys were ugly aliens then who would you bang?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Red Bones posted:

The conceit that all aliens look like humans gets sorta ridiculous when you fly to an entirely different galaxy and find a bunch of human-shaped aliens there. Does Andromeda just have the lumpy bad guys and the pink good guys, or are there other new aliens in that game?

The good guys are also blue!

But yes, it's just those two races and some robots.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Dr Cheeto posted:

If the good guys were ugly aliens then who would you bang?

hmm, ugly aliens?

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Doctor Spaceman posted:

The good guys are also blue!

But yes, it's just those two races and some robots.

Does it come across as a good narrative choice to only have the pink/blue guys and the bony guys in the entire galaxy, or does it seem like more of a "we couldn't afford to put any other aliens in" kind of thing? Because my immediate reaction is like, wow, they have had more time and far more money and staff than Mass Effect 1 did and they seem to have achieved a lot less. But maybe a very underpopulated universe is what they were going for?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Red Bones posted:

Does it come across as a good narrative choice to only have the pink/blue guys and the bony guys in the entire galaxy, or does it seem like more of a "we couldn't afford to put any other aliens in" kind of thing? Because my immediate reaction is like, wow, they have had more time and far more money and staff than Mass Effect 1 did and they seem to have achieved a lot less. But maybe a very underpopulated universe is what they were going for?

I think it was a deliberate narrative choice. Nominally you're just in a small area in the galaxy (rather than travelling across the entire thing), but I don't think it works well in practice.

The friendly aliens aren't the problem. They get fleshed out well; they're not just a simple analogue of a human culture, they've got internal factions etc. You spend a lot of time on their worlds in the fight against mutual enemies (the bony guys).

The bony guys are just boring though, as are the robots who aren't much more than high-tech roombas. It's fine to have them as an ever-present threat in the background (like DA:O did with the Darkspawn) but there's not enough other stuff going on.

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

haters in the club throwing mad shade!! 😤🙅

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